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If the graders didn't like you, you would've been completely fucked back in those days lol

13 thousand words? since when did you get into the burnout any% speedrun category gustav

Cheese for ASG

lmao some members weren't even born yet

Mike Smith is goated

Will update for TPE

Minecraft

20. What is one of your top VHL memories? Probably when Enorama got Hogan's entire account deleted, that was funny.

Respectfully disagree.

1. How's the start of the season going for your player? Very good, I'm 4th in points for defensemen and on pace to shatter my career high. 2. What do you think is Riga's biggest need is at this point? We badly need a defenseman, Cheese is still kind of green and we only have 3 guys. 3. Heading into the second season with it - are you a fan of the new meta? There isn't a well known meta yet. I don't think anyone has found it or will for a long time. 4. If Riga had to have a company logo on it, what would you pick to have on it? Arizona Iced Tea, great company. 5. NHL Draft is this week - tell me the top three picks in order. I would've said Wright, Cooley, Slafkovsky. It is wild that two Slovaks went first and second in reality.

1. Who do you think will win the Founders cup this upcoming season? Mississauga has been dunking on teams so far, I'd put my money on them. Vegas has a more complete roster but they will need to develop if they want to win. 2. What did you do during the off-season? I worked on both my defense and my offense. 3. What are your expectations for this season? I'd like to set a career high in points. 4. Where is the best place to eat in Houston? AJ's house probably, idk. 5. What is your team expectations this season? Hopefully Riga goes further than the conference final this season. 6. Which VHL team you want to get drafted too? I'm already drafted to Riga so hopefully I stay there.

1. do you think Riga GM is crazy for still being over the cap 3 days before the seasonn start? Probably yeah, hedge is a pretty crazy guy. 2. do yall actually celebrating summer solstice? if so, how? No, I barely remember it's a thing. 3. so Avs got it. happy or nah? No, fuck MacKinnon and Landeskog. 4. any milestone you wanna reach this season stats wise? Career high in points. I feel like it won't be incredibly difficult since I haven't had impressive stats yet. 5. who is the most dangerous opponent for Riga in your opinion? Moscow seems dangerous once again. Wouldn't be surprised if they won this season. 6. what's your favorite drink for the summer? I'm a big pure leaf iced tea enjoyer.

- Political thread created (these always go well) - Clear one sided environment is created - Kid probably doesn't understand the repurcusssions of this (he's like 12) - He trolls because he knows people will take the bait - Obvious bait is taken *insert shocked Pikachu face* - He is told that he is unloved and should've been aborted (by adults) - Banned for taking part in discussion Who could've predicted that this would happen, it's not like these type of threads have caused conflict in the past.

That's the internet in general though, nobody entertains the thought of somebody disagreeing with them.

Who is roe v wade

1. Do you plan on bulking or cutting in your training routine this offseason? Bulking, Biggie Cheese is self explanatory. 2. Which attribute would you Jaromir Jagr right now (i.e., no depreciation)? Defensive coverage, it's my highest attribute. 3. Who is your favorite prospect heading into this years draft? Napoleon Dynamite, good player and legendary name. 4. What brand would you prefer to sponsor you? Cracker Barrel, they are a cheese company so it is a good match. 5. Avs or Tampa? Tampa, I'd rather see Tampa threepeat than MacKinnon with a cup. 6. If you were to trade life with anyone for a day who would it be? I am content being me.

1. Looking ahead at the draft, which VHLE/VHL team do you have in mind that you would like to be selected by? I hope I don't get selected by anyone as I'm already on Riga. 2. Let's hop over to the VHL, who do you have winning? Moscow or Seattle? I think the sim magic will favor Seattle once again. 3. Players always find an opportunity to improve their game, what's one thing your player is looking to improve on for next year? Probably his offense. I'd like to score some more goals next season. 4. Are you a big fan of the NHL? If so, what's your favorite team and what do you think about the playoffs so far? Edmonton. I don't like the conference finals anymore. 5. What's the hardest aspect of hockey to get a grasp of? After watching these playoffs, I'd say what a kicking motion is and apparently what is offside. 6. What's the best type of cheese in your opinion? I like mozzarella a lot.

1. What's your message for Riga as we head into the first round? We are gonna win it all this year. 2. What's the biggest surprise for you when it comes to playoff seeding? Chicago even making it to the playoffs. 3. Does your pregame routine change for the playoffs? No, if it isn't broke don't fix it. 4. Any advice for the first time playoff teammates? You might not get all the ice time you want, but enjoy the ride. Your time will come to shine eventually. 5. Only 5 teams left in the NHL, order them by your preference of winning. Edmonton, Colorado, New York, Tampa Bay, Carolina. 6. We're almost into summer - any big plans? My sister's graduation is in a few weeks.

I remember listening to weird/funny meme songs with you in discord like 3 days after I joined. Good times lol

One thing I feel people forget is that Edmonton's offense is a lot better than the Stars. Anyone who paid attention to the first round will realize Smith has been great as well. I think it will be a 7 game series either way.

I accidentally voted no so it's actually an even split

1. We are off to a really great start. Who’s been the mvp of the team so far? I'd say Reinhart. He's the reason we've won a lot of games. 2. Tobias Reinhart is the early league leader in shutouts. How many will he have by the end of the season? I'm going to say 11, seems like a good number. I think he'll slow down, this pace isn't sustainable. 3. What team scares you the most in the league based on these early games? Seattle is right there with us, I'd say they scare me the most. 4. Best fast food burger. Has to be a chain restaurant, but I’ll except small ones too even if they only have a few stores! Five Guys burgers are amazing, if a little bit more expensive than most fast food chains. It's better food so it is worth it. 5. What series are you looking forward to the most in round 1 of the NHL playoffs? Tampa and Toronto. Win or lose it will be fun to see Leafs fans' reactions after the series. Also Edmonton because I'm a fan, obviously. 6. Who’s your favourite junior team? It can be anywhere in the world. Mines the Lethbridge Hurricanes! I'm a big Swift Current Broncos enjoyer, been to maybe 30 or 40 games in my life and it's a pretty far drive for me.

1. Not really, I wish there was a way to +5 or +10 instead of just +1. 2. I'm fine with it, I think it helped the team out. 3. 7/10. 4. Lemorse could be you, he could be me, he could even be Beketov. 5. VHL addiction is my best guess. 6. Sad USA noises. We were so close, but lost it in the end.