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Are 6 bombs the new 7 bombs? Because DC just dropped two big ones!

Yes guy, great to hear it’s all come together. July 1 is a loooong way off (trust me, it’s my first day off after school ends), so take that time to rest, recharge, and reset. Enjoy the next month, it’s so so so rare in our adult lives to have extended time off with nothing to do.

That guy means BUSINESS, nicely done!

It happens to the best of us...

I agree to your gentlefish agreement.

Not with that attitude we can’t! I believe in you,

G -Doug Dimmadome @Domg5 skipping DQ 3 because they got a penalty and must play VHFL short handed now. No 6th pick 4 u.

Hamburg Boars

F - Ola Vikingstad (or swipe Groovy Dood from the Dairy Queen 1) @qripll

Two stats that tell the story of the Oilers series: 1. Edmonton had the best PP in the league this season. 2. Connor McDavid didn’t draw a single penalty the whole series. like seriously, wtf? The only way for anyone to defend McDavid is to take a penalty. He’s just too fucking fast to be stopped legally. That guy draws a penalty every two or three shifts if you call the book. The refs did Edmonton dirty in the name of “pLaYoFf HoCkEy” and “not wanting the refs to affect the game”. K bud, not doing anything is still doing something.

Big King John vibes, I love it

Fun fact: if you google "derphorse logo" this is one of the very first pictures that comes up. Google needs to learn that this beast won a fight to the death with the derphorse.

It stares deeply into my soul...

F - Robin Winter

Next season Moscow will all be rolled back to 399 TPA and play in the E (and probably still lose because Simon)

F - Christian Mingle @Midnite

Pardon? Was this a thing?

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Presser: The First Week 1. What a start to the season! Super rookie @assassin6898creed scores on his first VHL shot! How do we celebrate his milestone? 2. Every single player on our team has scored a goal! (rip Germano Henchoz) How are you feeling about your individual start to the season? 3. One player on our team is super gooning it up, with 24 PIMs through 8 games, and 16 PIM more than the next highest goon. Without looking, who do you think our enforcer is and why them? 4. What lessons did we learn from our home-and-home series with Chicago that ended 16-4 on aggregate, for the bad guys? 5. What's the state of the world lockdown stuff where you live? 6. How great has your May been on a scale of 1-10? Why?

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Users who retire right now, this season, this TDL, will play in the E

Damn Dom you're getting good! I like the colours all faded, but with the depth and pop of the shadows behind the name. The render is slick and the background is neat. For the logo swap, you can try t give some more depth on the front of the jersey. The logo looks like it's facing right at me, but his torso is kind of rotated away from the camera. It's good, and also fun to have a specific point to work on and test out next time.

I mean it’s not much different than the players who go up at 250 right now. You trade a worse rookie season for some extra stats. It's almost like two rookie-stat seasons because that final season is going to be brutal between regression and retiring-and-updating-your-new-player. I think there'll be a new meta where people find the optimal time to retire-and-recreate so that their new player is only in the VHLM while their old player is still in the VHL. They'll bust chops to get to that 200 TPE marker by draft day, and then your VHLE season will be the only time you have only one player and only in the minors. I think the big earners are going to get competitive and pumped for one 'tear-it-up' season competing against their draft class peers (the 2nd bigAL is going to wreck the 2nd dlamb, and the 2nd rory is going to make the VHL GMs pay for letting him fall to the third round). It's going to be a lot of fun for that one, super competitive, tightly matched up season. The ninth season is there as a safety net for someone who goes absolutely bananas and mostly unheard of earning. I'm sure the 8-vs-9 season debate will come up during HoF discussions, but I don't think there's many tangible benefits of skipping the E.