1. What do you think made the difference in our series against Las Vegas?
THAT PURE MEXICAN SNOW, BABY. KEPT US GOING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SERIES!
2. What did you personally excell at during the series with Las Vegas?
MY #ALLCAPS GAME HAS BEEN PRETTY ON POINT. I DON'T THINK I'VE TYPED IN LOWER CASE VERY MUCH AT ALL.
3. How do you think we'll do against Saskagoon in the next round?
LOSING HOME ICE ADVANTAGE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO SUCK, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BEING BORED TO DEATH IN SASKATOON.
4. How are you going to prepare for the next round?
GONNA ENJOY THESE FEW DAYS OFF, AND PUT IN SOME WORK ON THE OFFENSIVE SIDE. NOT HAPPY WITH MY PERFORMANCE IN THE VEGAS ZONE.
5. What's the first thing you are going to do with the cup if we win it all?
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN TENDERS, RIGHT? YOU COVER THE CHICKEN BREAST IN FLOUR. I'M GOING TO DO THAT WITH THE CUP, BUT USING A DIFFERENT WHITE POWDER.
6. Have you read any good books, audio books, or web articles recently?
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M JEFFREY FREAKIN' PINES. I DON'T READ.