rory

Damn Minnesota took a game? I'm actually shocked

Hey, I'm interested. I'm currently online for a majority of the day and believe I have the skill set necessary.

Nothing much, what about you?

1.We are currently tied with Las Vegas, what kind of shady Vegas style move do we need to make to take them out? I don't think we need to do anything. They've been self immolating since the deadline. 2. Zamboni Driver (Tape-to-Tape) is second in the league for shutouts, what makes them so good? Just reads the plays so well, covers what we can't. 3. I've heard that the ice in Mexico is some of the worst ice in the league, do you think practicing on bad ice helps or hurts our game? Helps when we play at home, because at least we have an idea of what to do 4. The VHL is expanding, what team looks the best to you? Chicago's logo looks the nicest, can't say anything about the organizations yet. 5. What's your go to pump up music? Definitely country, some Blake Shelton or Paul Brandt. 6. I've heard yoga can make your hockey game better, what is your favorite yoga pose? Never tried it, so I wouldn't know. Updog I guess?

Nope, your player is simulated in STHS and you don't have to do anything

Yes, games are simmed by admins so that each team gets 2 games per day (but with the season ending soon the schedule gets messy and teams can get anywhere from 1-3), usually around the afternoon/evening EST

Hello and welcome to the VHL! My name is Rory, and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds. Our General Manager, @ColeMrtz, has asked me to reach out and invite you to join the Hounds in our hunt for the Founders Cup. We are one of the best teams in the VHLM, and back it up in by having a strong community built in the locker room. With all the experience we have in our locker room, most questions you could have are answered incredibly quickly, and will help you to amass TPE quickly! The season ends on Saturday, and we'd love to slot you into our bottom six forward lines as we gear up for the playoffs. If you're interested, go ahead and quote this and say "accepted", and we'll send over a standard 1 season/1.5 million dollar contract! If you decide other on another team, no problem! If you have any questions please feel free to message me here, or on discord (rory#1559). Thanks and good luck on your VHL career!

@jared

Rich Hawaiians in shambles now that Nairagi has been removed from the pacific ocean

Hey @Grady! My name is Rory and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds. We would love to have you on board as we join the hunt for the Founders Cup. We cannot guarantee you a lot of games, as our goalie is one of the best in the league. However what we can get you is a great experience in one of the best locker rooms in the VHLM, and help get you the maximum amount of TPE for the best position in the upcoming dispersal draft. If you're interested in joining us, feel free to quote this and say "accepted"! If you have any questions feel free to message me here, or on discord (rory#1559).

1. Recreates happened, who do you think is going to have a standout career among that group? @Steve was a great pickup, both on and off the ice. I think he'll have the best career of the group. 2. The Kings didn't make any moves at the trade deadline, do you think this is the right move? No I think the GM was sleeping through that 1pm deadline. Rookie move, coach. 3. We are in a tight battle for 3rd overall, what can we do to clinch it? At this point in the season I'm more worried about the battle between us and Vegas, and clinching home ice advantage come playoff time. 4. Viktor Alexei Kamenov @BigTittySmitty is tied for 2nd in power play goals, how does he do it? I've overheard him talking on the phone before the game, mostly Russian, but the English words he says.. they scare me. 5. What does being a King mean to you? Wearing the crown, regardless if we're the 60 win Kings or the 60 loss Kings 6. Besides hockey, what other sports do you enjoy? Been watching a lot of soccer now that it's the only thing on TV

Hello, Mississauga has third line minutes available ?

Hey AW13. Mississauga can offer you third line minutes and some wins if you're interested

Join Mississauga, we're kinda good and not a lot of minutes

hello mississauga lr needs moderation plz join the roster

hello, mississauga 3rd line?

claiming now for 21

With all due respect, you missed a day for the past 3 weeks

Review: What up Alex. Render is cut out clean, love it. The ice on his skates really adds to the photo in my opinion. I would've liked to see you add a little more around the background just to blend it to the image some more. Logo swaps are nice. I prefer the shoulders a little more then the chest. The chest seems a little too high resolution if you understand what I mean haha. Makes it appear a little off compared to the rest of the image. The use of borders to make the graphic feel more 3D is awesome, really like it. Some dead space on the left, probably just a personal preference but I don't like leaving that much empty room. Overall: 7/10

Review: Blowing up the player render and making it mad blurry really takes away from the overall graphic in my opinion, and then the addition of the full res Malmo logo really throws it off for me. When I find my renders I always make google find the largest images, so I can scale it down without losing much quality. The text gets hard to read over some of the brighter parts of the background, specifically the 'o' in Dawson, most of the 'hawk'. I think this could be resolved by adding an outline to it, colouring in the text, or maybe adding a drop shadow. Don't be afraid to experiment! Overall I think this is a good beginner graphic. Feel free to reach out to people in the graphics sharing channel in the VHL discord, lots of experienced guys willing to help out! 5/10

Imo there shouldn't be any requirements to be in the pool. If people want to be there, list their qualifications (or lack of) and put them on. Then let the blues/bogs/gms decide

Best of luck to everyone applying! @Spartan - don't mess it up

Chicago is clean af