Bojo

I'm getting @Bojo to apprehend you and force you to come to the game!

oh wow these are easier than i thought

I used to get a "We're better than you" vibe from this place when I first joined. I can't remember specific posts, but it did feel like a bit of elitism. 
 
Since i came back, I haven't gotten that impression. I like my Bern LR and people seem pretty chill. 

I used to get a "We're better than you" vibe from this place when I first joined. I can't remember specific posts, but it did feel like a bit of elitism. 
 
Since i came back, I haven't gotten that impression. I like my Bern LR and people seem pretty chill. 

Can confirm: Not listening to Caboose has made my life better and enlarged my pen one five by at least 2 inches.

I hadn't voted but I'm glad to see Yes won anyway.
 
Chat and likes are the devil.

bruh.
 
 
 
(dat coca cola tho)

Victor is short for Victory because he always comes up just short of it.
 

The Bern Royals have been royally sucking hard this season, but that doesn't stop young Joe Shenanigans from finding out why that's the case. Well, he actually already knows why (spoilers: Jala), but he wants do go deeper (like Jala's mom) to find out just how so much stank can be within one person.
 
As we all know, Zoidberg was a man of communism and animal sacrifice. Doughty, on the other tentacle, is a lot more calm and reserved. It's not obviously known what is wrong with him, yet it's clear as day that something is wrong.
 
Royals Research has invested in the Holo Lens technology to try and simulate what Jala goes through every day. After studying him for a couple of weeks scientists discovered his odd random flailing as if he was dodging something. They presented us with an example of what he sees every day:
 

 
Therapy did not work, so he's currently on his existing medication of cocaine "secretly" stuffed in his hockey stick. Sure, it's caused at least 12 injuries, but it's safer than nothing. Speaking of which, if you have seen Jala recently, please tell him that we found his stick and we're all very sorry for taking it.
 
#Bojala @Jala

The Bern Royals have been royally sucking hard this season, but that doesn't stop young Joe Shenanigans from finding out why that's the case. Well, he actually already knows why (spoilers: Jala), but he wants do go deeper (like Jala's mom) to find out just how so much stank can be within one person.
 
As we all know, Zoidberg was a man of communism and animal sacrifice. Doughty, on the other tentacle, is a lot more calm and reserved. It's not obviously known what is wrong with him, yet it's clear as day that something is wrong.
 
Royals Research has invested in the Holo Lens technology to try and simulate what Jala goes through every day. After studying him for a couple of weeks scientists discovered his odd random flailing as if he was dodging something. They presented us with an example of what he sees every day:
 

 
Therapy did not work, so he's currently on his existing medication of cocaine "secretly" stuffed in his hockey stick. Sure, it's caused at least 12 injuries, but it's safer than nothing. Speaking of which, if you have seen Jala recently, please tell him that we found his stick and we're all very sorry for taking it.
 
#Bojala @Jala

Oh snap I might actually try a PT this time then. 
 
How is long do the podcasts have to be?

Oh snap I might actually try a PT this time then. 
 
How is long do the podcasts have to be?

HowNow BrownGow

HowNow BrownGow

I could tell it was from Caillean because it was in all caps

Which is why Jala is a master of masturbation.

Which is why Jala is a master of masturbation.

Which is why Jala is a master of masturbation.

Which is why Jala is a master of masturbation.

I like likes. Sometimes I don't want to reply 

This. The only thing entitled in this thread are my balls. So make them feel like royalty already.

This. The only thing entitled in this thread are my balls. So make them feel like royalty already.

I think you're all missing the point that this is Coca Colas issue, and that he deserves to win every award, including VHL MVP

Honestly will be sad to see probably the only VHLM player I remember from when I joined hang em up. RIP Coca Cola, you truly were too good for this world  

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