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claiming week 3/4

Hello ticket pls

Huh that's pretty cool ngl

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Merry Xmas folks!

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference (This looks different because I'm too lazy to get on my laptop) Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE Week Ending: 12/7 - 12/13 1) On 12/6, we had a really good sim as we won all three of our games on that day. How do you feel about our performance and more so the performance of @matt sovick in those games? 2) So y'know how I asked if you preferred coffee or tea? Which do you prefer? Tea, or hot chocolate? 3) What did you think about the now denied trade involving Aksu Maronen and a 5th round pick getting shipped to Ottawa for a previously voided 1st round pick and Asher OHara? 4) What was your favorite Christmas present? Or if you don't celebrate Christmas, what was your favorite present that you've ever gotten? 5) How do you overcome scoring slumps? A little luck? Perhaps some sort of change in how you play? 6) Do you prefer summer or winter?

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So anyways FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

I miss this

Missed out a bunch of times, just keep trying @Domino Drawsand you'll get it eventually

Man's need a spanking

Congratulations! Welcome to the no rights club!!

Lots of Vegas alumni

I recommend this guy

Thank you for the sims but you're still doo doo VHL Games

At least we have Snoop to have a smoke with when sims ain't doing so hot.

@VHL Games ya stinky

Okay you, Napoleon, and Genghis have to be in the same team now. This is too brilliant of a line to pass up

claiming week 2/4

TL;DR is that Mexico's drugs are important

So I get what you're saying. A non-Mexico player talking about Mexico? Well let's just say that we in Vegas are just as involved in this as Mexico is. This is probably something people already know about anyways. Mexico City has a drug cartel, or as @Hylands and @rory call it "Royalty." We all know that they sneak narcotics all across the VHLM to make a fortune apart from their hockey team. So why am I talking about this? Well you see, I wanna show you the process as to how Mexico it is now. The operations of the drug cartel from what I know. I'm not trying to expose Mexico in anyway, on the contrary actually. I wanna show people the level of complexity these operations go through. And if any other team wants to be involved, just fly down south and you can probably make a deal with Mexico. Because Mexico City is in...Mexico, they needed to establish a hub in the US so they can sell their drugs on a mass scale in NA. That's where Las Vegas comes in. For a handsome amount of cash, Vegas purchases these drugs and acts as the middleman. Selling them across Vegas and everywhere else at a much cheaper price than what they bought. Some might ask, wouldn't Vegas just lose money if they keep selling the drugs for cheap and buying them from Mexico at a much higher price? For the most part, yes. However, that's where Yukon comes in. Yukon is known to have a good amount of gold, even after the initial gold rush. And along with the need of establishing a Canadian base of operations, Vegas struck a deal with Yukon. Giving them a larger share of Mexico's drugs in exchange for money/gold in order to pay for more of those drugs. So in reality, the money gained from selling the drugs to the rest of NA is reused to buy more from Mexico, a cycle of narcotics where everyone gains something. Mexico gains money, Yukon gets a shit ton of drugs, and Vegas gets drugs and small profit from selling drugs. Without Yukon or Vegas, places like Ottawa and Houston, two of the biggest buyers due to their lack of success, would lose their connections, and thus Mexico loses in profits gained. Meaning that this cartel is dependent on this trio. Another thing of note is that sources tell me that a good chunk of the M league's budget is dependent on the profits of the Mexico City drug cartel. I hope you enjoy my little insight on operations. We may not like Mexico in the playoffs, but at least we manage a good business relationship to ensure our success and the success of the league. And @MexicanCow123 and @fromtheinside too. Without your gold, we wouldn't be able to buy drugs and sell them for cheap. (482 words)

I was gonna say Rory but o-okay

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference 11/30 - 12/6 Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE 1) Currently we are 5th in the VHLM in terms of standings. Do you think we'll be able to improve anytime soon? 2) It's almost the beginning of Christmas season! How do you typically celebrate this season of giving? And for those who don't celebrate Christmas, what other festive holiday traditions do you celebrate during this time? 3) It's still early, but we might be a dark horse candidate coming into the playoffs. What do you think of that status as of now? 4) Do you really believe that Mexico is running a drug cartel? 5) What's one of your favourite video game/movie/tv show moment? What makes you like it? 6) Who's the biggest meme of the VHL?