JigglyGumballs

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Las Vegas Aces Press Conference 14/12 - 20/12 Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE 1) WOAH TRADES GALORE! What do you think about the recent trades as of late? What kind of statement does it make towards the other teams? 2) What do you love most about this time of year? The gifts? The gatherings? (Well not anymore cuz fucking rona) Maybe because you get a break from school/work? 3) I'm assuming none of you guys are children so what's an incident from highschool that you remember? 4) We're currently locked at 5th place in the standings. Will that change by the end of the season? 5) How are you doing as of late? 6) What's your favourite snack?

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1. I think it may last for quite a while. I nearly have 300 career hits and I'm definitely going to improve on my checking. So maybe give it a career or so. 2. LAS-G no doubt. 3. It's been pretty chill. Of course that bastard Rona prevents gatherings with my family but at least we can celebrate some semblance of Christmas. 4. Alberta probably. Or just an opportunity to hang with my friends in the Forks down here in Winnipeg. 5. I am in the EFL however the VHL is still my favorite thus far. 6. Helsinki. They got a guy called Patrik Laine up there and I don't like that.

Yes pls

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Hello I'm here for my ticket

Good read tho and nice work with the research

I GOT S-NUBBED

Watch my point production go to shit just so Simon can torment me

So for this edition of doing shit for TPE, I wanna do a review of sorts of my player mid-way through his sophomore season. And if you're tired of me constantly chanting 0.5 point per game pace in both the LVA and LA locker rooms, well you're in luck because now there's an article nearly the size of a media spot of me constantly chanting 0.5 point per game pace. As mentioned literally a sentence ago, Gumballs' career is not the most illustrious in terms of offensive stats. In 116 VHL games played, Jiggly Gumballs has amassed just 63 career points with 58 career assists and only 5 career goals. Yeah you heard me right, only 5 career VHL goals. I mean with a current 90 passing, it's to be expected. Nevertheless, Jiggs' point per game totals amass for (wait for it...) 0.5431 points per game. Kinda pisses me off that it isn't 0.54321 but hey I can't complain. I'm technically over 0.5 PPG afterall. To give you a bit of perspective, I have more assists in my last season in the VHLM in Ottawa than career points in 1.5 season's worth of games in the VHL. The top 7 points leaders as of writing this have more or equal amount of points in just this season than my career. Though I do think I'll be able to surpass my point totals from last season as the sims have been rather generous in my standards. In terms of defense, well let's just say that Jiggs did his best. 234 career shots blocked with 289 career hits. Along with that comes a career -16. In all honesty, I'm surprised that I'm only a -16 career wise. LA this season has a goal differential of -52. And somehow I'm only a -4 this season. Goes to show that I should totally win defensive defenseman of the year. I kept my +/- in single digits while playing for LA this season along with probably surpassing 100 shots blocked and probably getting nearly the same amount of hits as last season. Now to be truthful, the thing I shine the most in is my time spent in the penalty box. 246 career penalty minutes baby. I guess the thing I like doing the most in the VHL is gooning it up. That and not scoring goals. Anyways, hopefully my stats will start to improve as LA finally comes out of the basement. Passing builds are heavily dependent on if teams can actually score or not. I want to at least win one award in my first VHL career. I am aiming for defenseman of the year as that's where I do see my player shining in. Not many people have true defensive defenseman builds, and though mine isn't entirely that kind of build, my players stats trend towards that area. Well that's it for this week, hope you all have a good day! (488 words)

Casually revives this thread to kindly ask to add the new LVA logo to the team logo emojis

We all know it's the best place so it's not worth it to compare to other LRs

Never mentioned LA for a reason

I thought we're talking about VHL teams smh

I'll take one

This will probably be the only 2-0 sim LA will have this season

Bro I can't thank you enough