eaglesfan036

I am not actually going to retire, I just like seeing who actually reads these and who just reads the title and will assume I am retiring. I also like to give McWolf a heart attack so let's see if it worked or not. I am currently watching the NFL division championship games today, and I am rooting for a Packers Bills Superbowl. This is mostly because I do not like Brady on the Bucs, and I really enjoyed watching the Bills play this year. As long as anyone other than the Bucs wins I am fine with it though. Now back to VHL talk, I have a question for @Victor. Who is the VHL's version of Tom Brady - greatest QB of all time, won the most championships ever, and kept playing great at an old age. Also maybe they were suspected of doing something shady or cheating wise. I need a few more words so I just wanted to bring up how Victor is the smartest league historian there ever was or will be.

why is this just gaining traction now lol

PHILLY PHILLY PHILLY

I dislike trivia question 4 Stop killing me everyone

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LONDON LONDON LONDON

Elijah?

1) I have no idea how you are so I can't say I have any strong opinion on you. Hopefully we can get to know each other while winning a cup soon enough! 2) Defense looks good and goalie should improve - looks like forward core may need some work though, as far as supplementing in some older guys into the new guys get up to speed 3) Prospect depth and salary cap room means we aren't trying to compete this year. We gave up a bunch of draft picks last year to get some players, so what are we doing? When you play the game of thrones you win or you die 4) Condoms, hot sauce, and a "vibrating massage stick" 5) Because we hate alarm clocks because they wake us up 6) I don't think I am high enough to answer this question sorry

Time for a quick backstory - many years ago when I was actually a responsible VHLer who helped the league I was the VHLM commish, and made my own VHLM GM firing myself when I fired Da Trifecta. The reason for this was he was playing an inactive player over an active one, and I messaged him asking what was up and asked him to play the active player over him. He pretty much told me you can't make me and to go away, so I fired his ass. I was pretty heated at the time and fired him with approval from my co VHLM GM who I think was smarch and the VHL commishes. My thought was not being mad that he told me off, but if a VHLM GM has that kind of attitude they should be fired as they aren't in the game for the right reasons. So more than most I understand what the VHLM commishes are going through in firing Dil. Firing people is never an easy decision to make lightly, even if it's just low stakes on a sim league and not a real life work decision. Based on the conversation Dil had with the VHLM commishes and evidence he has shown me, I don't think they were in the right to fire Dil as he did not have the DT attitude. Also, why are we having such a huge amount of secrecy over the reasons for the Dil firing as if this was the JFK assassination? I saw all the reasons and there is nothing bad or embarrassing or anything, I guess people could just be worried about member targeting by pro dil versus anti dil people? Overall, it really sucks we could be losing Dil because of this and the discord mute and other things. He has been a really productive member despite some trolling antics, as his coding and other things he dedicated to the VHL were really good stuff

Ever been curious to learn about the life of ahma? Listen towards the back end of the podcast and hear some interesting facts about him

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thanks for hosting gustav and blazz

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW

cool sig

STZ paid good money for this privilege, so I will try and put his money to good use and talk up the cause he chose, which is being a fan of Carson Went'z knee. There is a potential loophole in this arrangement though, as he never clarified which knee he wanted me to be a fan of. What if I choose to be a fan of his healthy knee that he did not tear his ACL on? Anyways, I think our next expansion team should be named the Philadelphia Wentzknees, in honor of yours truly. I could become the GM of this team with STZ as my AGM, and after leading us to a great regular season tear my ACL before the playoffs. STZ then takes over as the GM and wins us the cup. We then decide to release STZ and he goes on to be a bum GM for Davos, and I never regain my same glory. Long story short both Wentz and Foles are playing horrible right now and neither would have been the answer for the Eagles. @STZ

New Press Conference Questions: 1) Are you happy, sad, or indifferent about Malmo winning the cup? 2) Does anyone in real life like family or friends know that you go on VHL? 3) Would you ever consider meeting someone on VHL in real life if you happened to be in the same area? 4) If the city of London was suddenly banned from the VHL because Victor became a tyrant, what city would you move the United to? 5) Does your player have any new or special offseason plans? 6) If you have someone over your house for burgers and other barbecue items, would you want them to tell you your burgers didn't taste that good or would you rather they lie and say they do to make you feel better?

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW

Moscow moscow moscow:(

Write in for Malone

If the mafia wants to spend 2 nights not killing anyone just because you are in jail that still heavily favors us because no one has died

gonna request crusader on me again tonight

if mafia is trying to set us up by not killing anyone then they are bad at math and I encourage them to continue that bold strategy. It's more likely they just hit the wrong person or were afk

caboose was role blocked last night, so he would again not be able to perform his night ability if jailed

New Press Conference Questions: 1) Now that London has lost, who if anyone are you / were you rooting for in the playoffs? 2) Do you think London is in a good place to take the next step next year? 3) What do you think was the issue that stopped us from advancing in the playoffs this year? 4) Who is your favorite NHL player who does not play for your favorite team? 5) If you had to be stuck on a deserted island with one VHL member for survival purposes, who would you pick? 6) What is your favorite part about playing for London?

After trying to stir up the trash talk gods in London's favor, I am even more sad as London was as easily swept aside as Beaviss when he tries to argue for his newest stupid league idea. Unfortunately we just don't quite have the firepower yet to stack up to playoff teams, but hopefully with Malone's continued progression and a lot of our young players earning tpe we can make some more noise next year. We are in this for the long haul, and it's not like it was championship or bust for us this season. I am happy to see Moscow continue to win and be the cocky little shits they are, and a part of me definitely misses being a part of that. But I am on a new team now, and I at least made a little bit of history in being London's first winning goalie in a playoff game. Hopefully I can soon become London's first championship winning goalie!