Dom

Really glad to have @JardyB10 join our squad for the next season, Malmo is back in business

Hey VHL! Have you noticed who is the new Davos GM yet? Of course you did! Did you wonder why he got the job? Well let me tell you the deep truth! Back in the days, the VHL used to make a pretty good amount of money with the trade deadline articles, those were sponsored by big companies from all around the world and it is what allowed Quik to buy a one way ticket to some central america island and enjoy the sun forever. You'll tell yourself, ''Damn, Quik was a genius'' he was and now Bek is looking at this in his home in the middle on the tundra, barely able to keep his house warm because he can't even afford firewood anymore. One commish managed to travel to the south and the other one is becoming a popsicle in his home, what the f*ck happened there? The trade deadline has been dying for a few seasons! That's what happened! Even Pabs Blue Ribbon doesn't want to sponsor our trade deadlines articles anymore and this is all because of the GMs not trading anyone at the trade deadline. So here comes Bek with his big retirement plan, hiring the one GM who will bring back the big sponsors to the VHL! This is why the GM with the most trades in a single season has been named GM of Davos, Bek is planning to leave to a central america island and drink from a coconut every days. Please don't take this too seriously, we all know it's Josh's plan and not Bek's.

1. I'd get sick of eating the same thing over and over but if you'd force me to do it I'd probably choose spaguetti 2. My biggest goal for my player this season is the bank as much TPE as possible to stay at the top of my draft class. 3. Probably Las Vegas, the vibe there seems awesome, they make a pretty big show. Questions: 1. What do you think of VHL rivalries? Would you like it to be more of a thing? 2. Still on the rivalry topic, who is your biggest rival as a player? 3. What is your biggest 2022 hype? (game, movie, album, series, book...)

Molotov already playing in the WJC :O

Other GMs, insert your "hire me" jokes here

Alex!!!! Woo

I still stick to my point that career tasks are basically a waste of your time for uncapped TPE as nobody ever read them.

A wolf any day.

It wasn’t already done?

Hey, I'm Dom and today I introduce you my new trademark which is to make an awful intro for a VHL.com article and reminding you that it's awful and it add words every times. As promised, always faithful to my trademark! - Malmo vs Moscow: I am not expecting anything less than 7 games for this match up, saying that Moscow doesn't scared me would be lying to you but I do believe we can beat them. It won't be easy for sure but thats the kind of playoffs we enjoy, right? 2 contenders meeting in the semi finals to end up with one disappointed team and 1 team in the finals, I do hope to not be on the loosing side but I'm enjoying it so far! - Calgary vs Vancouver: That was unexpected! Calgary is up 2-0, absolutely nobody would have predicted that and I'm 100% behind Calgary for this one. Of course, if Calgary manages to beat Vancouver they will be a team to not take lightly in the finals, Ricer did a great job and that team is imposing their respect right now. - Does Malmo has a future HOF in Telker @Telkster? I think he is on pace for it with all the awards he has and his stats. He also has a continental cup and is hoping for a second one! This is enough for this week and I wanna end this with LET'S GO MALMO!

1. Montreal!! That's for sure. 2. Probably Quik, he was a great guy to have around. 3. Currently @fromtheinside as we are tied in first place of our draft class (I'll win this race btw Scotty ) Questions: 1. What is it that keeps you around during the off-season? 2. Who is the funniest VHL member? 3. What kind of music do you like to listen to when you workout?

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he's back!

It changed last season

He will also get 10 uncapped TPE for training camp

None of them those players are playing in the VhLE next season

@Ledge I've been fantasy zone manager for a while so I know a few names that I had to correct the spelling errors in the sheets every damn seasons. - Jeffrey Pines - Valtteri Vaakanainen - Ray Sheilds - Linus Zetterstrom (Yes your name is a fantasy zone pain) - Sven Reikkinen - Aike van Giersbergen

Hi, my name is Dom and that was already 9 words! That will do it for the intro. (Flawless) - It is already playoffs time! When I started as a GM for Malmo, it was my goal to build a strong playoffs team and I'm pretty satisfied with the roster we have to start the post-season. I think it was obvious that I didn't expect anything less than being a strong contender and I think we can do a lot of damages. Now that doesn't mean that we can lower our efforts, our first opponents in the playoffs will either be Davos or Warsaw and they are to be taken seriously, both these teams are serious threat and could make an upset. They can expect a fully prepared Malmo team as we will give our best hockey to them. This will be exciting, hopefully we can bring some rivalry with those teams to make things even more fun, as long as we finish it with an handshake- , a little shit talking can't hurt anyone. - My old retired player Gobeil is also about to live his last playoff opportunity with the Phantoms and it is against Moscow. While I think Moscow has a very strong playoff roster, I think Prague can give them a lot of trouble and maybe do the unexpected? - Who else is in the playoffs? My new player Molotov, yup! If one team in the VHLM can pull an underdog story, it's certainly San Diego and I'm very proud to be a part of this. #WINITFORJB - About Molotov... you may think that I'll be interested in acquiring him, you're absolutely right! Does that mean I won't play for your team? No it doesn't. There is a good list of teams that I'm willing to play for. There is one thing you need to consider though, if your team face Malmo during the playoffs, I won't be cheering for my player and I won't hide it. Anyway, that's quite a lot of bullshit for this week. See you next week depending if I'm in a graphic or writing mood!

1. I only been to the Bell Center and what an experience that was! The crowd is just so loud. 2. I'll say @thadthrasher, I'd play for Thad any day! (Come up in the VHL and draft Molotov pls?) Also heard that Dom is a dumbass. 3. I would have said @GustavMattias but now that he has stepped down from his GM job I guess it means he also wouldn't be interested in a commish job but he'd bring a whole new point of view to the commish team and I feel like when Gus write something, it's so well written and clever that it's hard to argue with him. Questions: 1) What is you best 2021 moment in the VHL? 2) Let's say you are commissioner tomorrow, who do you ban first? 3) What is it that you order when you are at the arena?

@N0HBDY

I was really offended when you acted like Yukon doesn’t exist @Moon