Eldredman

Imagine not going 2-0 in a sim @thadthrasher
 

1. Pretty good, with a young core we still have a chance to get a playoff spot
2. Sure
3. It would be a waste of time, so I would ignore a fan
4 . I take leisurely stroll along sandy beaches of San Diego or just relax at home. 
5. No comment at the moment
6. Great! Juice is my favorite GM

1. How has this season gone for you so far?
Loving every minute of the Marlins LR and enjoying the production from Tessier.
2. Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
3. If you were to get confronted by an opposing teams fan looking for a fight, what would you do?
Walk away.  Not going to start roughing up a fan regardless of their bad behavior.
4. Where do you go to unwind after a game?
Just home.  I don't really like to go out all that much after a game.  Nice glass of cab or pinot and relax.
5. Did you answer question number 2 with a stupid yes instead of "Chickens don't wear clothes"?
Neither.  Much more engimatic.
6. What are your thoughts on GM @Juice's call out to our beloved GM @thadthrasher?
Wait, what?!  Ok, read up and I still say, "wait, what?!"

1. How has this season gone for you so far?
--Super well, love how my player is doing, and even with a young core the team is looking generally pretty good.
2. Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
--Obviously.
3. If you were to get confronted by an opposing teams fan looking for a fight, what would you do?
--Fight. I'm a big swedish boi lemme at em.
4. Where do you go to unwind after a game?
--Home, gimme a nice hot bath afterwards.
5. Did you answer question number 2 with a stupid yes instead of "Chickens don't wear clothes"?
--Hey man I'm sorry I don't have your comedic genius 😡
6. What are your thoughts on GM Juice's call out to our beloved GM thadthrasher?
--I don't know if its smart or not that we took the challenge but bring it on!!!
 

San Diego Marlins Press Conference
Week ending 4 April 2021
 
1. How has this season gone for you so far?
2. Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
3. If you were to get confronted by an opposing teams fan looking for a fight, what would you do?
4. Where do you go to unwind after a game?
5. Did you answer question number 2 with a stupid yes instead of "Chickens don't wear clothes"?
6. What are your thoughts on GM @Juice's call out to our beloved GM @thadthrasher?

San Diego Marlins Press Conference
Week ending 4 April 2021
 
1. How has this season gone for you so far?
2. Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
3. If you were to get confronted by an opposing teams fan looking for a fight, what would you do?
4. Where do you go to unwind after a game?
5. Did you answer question number 2 with a stupid yes instead of "Chickens don't wear clothes"?
6. What are your thoughts on GM @Juice's call out to our beloved GM @thadthrasher?

1. The season for me individually has gone pretty well, leading the team in pts with 17
2. Nope i have not, but theres always room for a first 
3. I would ignore them, i dont waste time on incompetent people
4. I usually go to the pub with some buddies or back home to cuddle with my pup and play some video games 
5. NOPE.. why? Cuz i read all the questions first lol
6. I think @Juice has lost his marbles thinking he can take us but i love the rivalry and cannot wait to kick some butts #team @thadthrasher

Okay... Listen here, squashed grapes. Your article is poorly written - 1.5/10
 
Furthermore, you seem to think Yukon can beat us this season
and i find your lack of faith in the Marlins disturbing.
 

 
Dear Juice. I hate your sticking guts. You make me vomit! You're the scum between my toes. Love Craig.
 
With love from all of us here in San Diego,
We have faith that @Juice will not win this bet ❤️
 
 
Live Long and Prosper,
AGM of the San Diego Marlins

San Diego is nothing but a bunch of little rascals!

Okay... Listen here, squashed grapes. Your article is poorly written - 1.5/10
 
Furthermore, you seem to think Yukon can beat us this season
and i find your lack of faith in the Marlins disturbing.
 

 
Dear Juice. I hate your sticking guts. You make me vomit! You're the scum between my toes. Love Craig.
 
With love from all of us here in San Diego,
We have faith that @Juice will not win this bet ❤️
 
 
Live Long and Prosper,
AGM of the San Diego Marlins

Okay... Listen here, squashed grapes. Your article is poorly written - 1.5/10
 
Furthermore, you seem to think Yukon can beat us this season
and i find your lack of faith in the Marlins disturbing.
 

 
Dear Juice. I hate your sticking guts. You make me vomit! You're the scum between my toes. Love Craig.
 
With love from all of us here in San Diego,
We have faith that @Juice will not win this bet ❤️
 
 
Live Long and Prosper,
AGM of the San Diego Marlins

1. IM PUMPED!!
2. My game day ritual is usually just getting down in the ice ahead of everyone.. get in a good skate to get a feel foe the ice and then always clap one bar down before going in the LR and just zoning out in my music to get in the zone till puck drop.
3. I have my girlfriend and parents in the crowd along with my 2 brothers 
4. No comment lol
5. I cannot say honestly because there are a lot of good teams this year and it could go to anyone but Houston looks like a good front runner.
6. Oh i would love to hear about LR talk, post game vibes maybe some interviews or guests with the team members and anything else hockey related to the Marlins

1. It's the start of S77 today! Are you ready to get started?
I was born ready!
2. What is your game day ritual going into our first day of games?
Get up, eat exactly 12 sunflower seeds (salted in the shell), head to the rink to be 1 hour earlier than team to play through game in my head and greet teammates as they arrive, suit up always putting on left skate first and then hit the ice.
3. Do you have anyone special in the crowd?
Nope.  😢
4. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Yes or Yes.
No, no, and no.  You can put it there, but then it's no longer pizza.  It's some kind of abomination.
5. Who do you think is going into the finals this season?
San Diego and some other random team.
6. If the GM and AGM create a podcast called Inside the Fishtank, what are some things you would like to hear discussed? Best builds for various positions/roles, strategies on fulfilling point tasks easily and productively, inside the minds of the GM/AGM - why these lines, filling out the roster, etc.

1. Going into S77 I honestly couldn't be more excited to get back on the ice and get the train rolling!
 
2. I got picked up in the draft.
 
3. My expectations individually aren't to high.. going into my first season, I still have a lot to learn and to grow from but my expectations of the team are pretty high, we got a good group of guys here that just want to win.
 
4. I have definitely been working on a few things for sure.. I don't want to spoil the surprise but let's just say if things go well you will here my name often on the score sheet.
 
5. I moat certainly did experience the DRAFT HYPE and to be honest I still am. An absolute unforgettable experience!!
 
6. Honestly I think management is doing great, got a great team so far and even better locker room chemistry! Management has done a lot to bring this team together and I have no doubt in my mind.
  

1. Are you excited to start S77?
Excited does not begin to describe it.  Had a great career with Guy Lesieur and can't wait to get started with Tessier.
2. Did you get picked by a team in the draft or hoping for a wavier?
I am very grateful to have been drafted by San Diego.
3. What are your expectations this season?
I first and foremost want to have a blast with my teammates on and off the ice.  Second, I'd like to make a run at the playoffs and the Cup.  Came close before, but the ultimate prize still eludes me.  Third, to build the foundation for becoming an elite 1C in the VHL.
4. Do you have a special plan for your player?
I'm going to go for as close to max earning as possible.  Let's see if I can do that for one full season and then we can worry about season 2. lol
5. Did you experience the DRAFT HYPE?
Yes, always so cool to see where you are going to start your career and then meeting all your new teammates.
6. If there is something you think the management should work on this Season, what would it be and why?
Just creating and maintaining a great LR experience.  Everything else flows from that.  I'll do my best to help.

1. Are you excited to start S77?
-Yessir! Looking forward to being back in juniors.
2. Did you get picked by a team in the draft or hoping for a wavier?
wavier?
-I don't know what this means exactly but I was picked by San Diego? Lmao
3. What are your expectations this season?
-Just hope to put up some good numbers and have a strong rookie rookie season. A chip would be sick too but one step at a time eh.
4. Do you have a special plan for your player?
-I wanna be pretty defensive. Gonna invest TPE mainly in that then build around it once I max it out long term.
5. Did you experience the DRAFT HYPE?
-Yes! I was pretty sure I'd be going back to Halifax but once they didn't take me 19th I was hyped to see where I'd end up.
6. If there is something you think the management should work on this Season, what would it be and why?
-Block people from speaking in the TPE opportunities channel 😠 I had to scroll up to find this in there. Smh my head

1. I can't wait to play my first VHLM game in marlins jersey
2. I was picked 49th overall in the draft
3. I hope San Diego will take playoff spot. 
4. I'll do my best to become better from the start of the season
5. It's experience of lifetime to be drafted by Marlins. 
6. Management works great I have no idea what aspects of managing I could improve 

1. Fuck yeah dude!
2. Was drafted
3. Lotsa Dubs
4. Stop pucks and give no fucks
5.All of the draft hype!
6. More two dollar shot nights!

Awesome dude! Great detail into your backstory; very realistic. I would work on your 'run on' sentences in your future articles. 7/10 but a 10/10 in soul lol