TheNeonShaman

Everyone but me and I will die on the hill that says a hot dog is a sandwich!

SAN DIEGO MARLINS PRESS CONFERENCE Week Ending 2/6/2022 Answer 3 questions for 1 capped TPE, all 6 for 2. 1. How's everyone feeling about the start of the season? 2. After the first win of the season, Babuska was seen at a nearby bar, completely smashed and losing about 200 dollars to DJ Fire Dragon in darts. Any thoughts? 3. If there was to be a VHLM all star game, who would the early representative from the Marlins be? 4. Though our record is one of the worst in the league, Ivan Retoslav and Landon Wolanin both are top ten in scoring (Wolanin also top ten in goals, Retoslav top ten in assists), thoughts on their performances? 5. NHL Question, Does Elias Pettersson get traded from the Canucks at any point soon? 6. Is a hot dog a sandwich? Let’s Go Marlins! @Otaznik@NJDevils24@eagle_3450@jacobcarson877@Jayrad28@BrutalBoost@Adrest245@Firekiss@devinmackie37@Brodie_Landry@gh0st15@hunter_stl

Let's go Reign!!!

Really nice graphic here, the font especially stands out, as well as the seamless jersey swap. The one thing I can see is the art on the helmet of the NHL goalie, but that honestly doesn't matter that much compared to how nice the graphic comes together. 10/10

1. Hoping to be point per game and positive +/- this season. 2. Have fun with it and try to max earn each week. I use time while I'm in school to do VHL stuff and it always helps me get stuff done. 3. I mean it would definitely make sense to have some enforcement there. 4. It'll be close, but I think the team is gonna gel and that Sandstrom trade is huge value for us. 5. Bruins legend David Krejci!!! 6. Bengals have to win for the meme.

Claim 3/3 - Week of 2/6

Congrats @ErictheFish!!!

F - Anze Miklavz G - David Davis @v.2I believe it's your turn.

F - Taylor Mourning F - Justin Lose @v.2

D - Hard Markinson (Pick 6) D - Battre Sandstrom (Pick 7) @v.2

As the AGM you learn a lot about a team. But what really intrigued me was the answers to the press conferences of last season. We covered some controversial topics, so here are the results: Yes or No to Candy Corn? 3 Yes and 2 Never Tried. This was early in the offseason before we had drafted a new team, so with that came small numbers of answers. I will also add a yes to this scenario putting the Marlins at 4 yes. I'm not sure why people hate it, if you get the right brand it's delicious. Marvel or DC? 5 Marvel, 1 both. Marvel blew DC out of the water (get it, Marlins, water? eh? no? okay.) and nobody said that DC was better, with only one person saying both. I also am a Marvel fan, putting the votes for that at 6. Landslide of a victory here. Now an always controversial one, is water wet? 5 yes and 6 no to prove once and for all that even fish like the Marlins know that water is not wet, it makes other things wet. I agree with that which puts the final total at 7-5 water is NOT wet. Is a hot dog a sandwich? 1 yes and 4 no. Resounding victory from the no side here, though I do believe a hot dog is a sandwich (FIGHT ME) and that puts the total at 4 no to 2 yes. Pineapple on pizza? 2 yes and 6 no. I'll put myself in the yes category on this one. It seems I have a lot of controversial opinions as this is another big gap between yes and no. Pineapple does not belong on pizza according to this Marlins team. That's all the controversial questions from this season. If you have an opinion on any of these, fill the replies to this with heavy debating. Hope I didn't start something... Word Count: 320 For Week of 1/30

SAN DIEGO MARLINS PRESS CONFERENCE Week Ending 1/30/2022 Answer 3 questions for 1 capped TPE, all 6 for 2. 1. The draft has happened, how does everyone feel about the team and the locker room? 2. We are tanking for a run next season, so what is your best tanking strategy? 3. What is your favorite kind of tank? 4. Just like GM JB last season, new GM Frank was spotted at the San Diego zoo seemingly having a conversation with the sea creatures. Any thoughts? 5. NHL Question, the Flyers have now lost 13 straight, why are they so bad? 6. New group of Marlins, new opinions, is water wet? Let’s Go Marlins! @ErictheFish@Jake Sumner@Otaznik@NJDevils24@eagle_3450@jacobcarson877@Jayrad28@BrutalBoost@Adrest245@Firekiss

I thought your last graphic was good but this is just remarkable. You really gotta look close at the logo swap to see that it's not real, and the fact that the goalie mask is also swapped adds a world of detail. You got this graphic to be where I wouldn't think this was a logo swap. It looks so natural. Can't say it enough fantastic job. 10/10

Absolutely love this graphic. You made two NHL teams look like VHL teams and even did the name swap. That takes drive and dude you got it. Love the effort here. I also just noticed the big screen edit you did and putting the Watchmen logo on there, so props to you on detail. Obviously the swaps aren't the cleanest but they definitely drive home the point of a good graphic and I love it! 9/10 great job!

1. Pretty well, it's been a pretty slow offseason but I'm happy things are picking back up. 2. Looks like a good draft, another goalie to give Spaz a bit of competition in net should be interesting. 3. We've gotten a fair amount in New England, hopefully we'll have more on the way. 4. Shovel. Nothing better than a trusty shovel. 5. Yes. I loved my time there and I would definitely try to get with Bratislava again, as I had an absolute blast there. It's a more committed league with a lot of active members, but there isn't a lot of rebuilding teams in that league, so it's very competitive and extremely fun to be a part of. I would say a season in the M, a season in the E, then starting in the VHL. 6. Feel better!

Claim 2/3 - Week of 1/30

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Claim 1/3 - Week of 1/23

Dude what a fantastic graphic! This is absolutely incredible and I love it! Review: I think the first thing that stands out is the text, very noticeable and the fonts work very well. Second thing is how frickin clean the logo swap is. That logo looks like it was on the absolute jersey and I think it's incredible how you did that. I might be a bit bias but I love everything about this graphic! 10/10

1. Depends how the current ones do and develop 2. Kind of, gotta get past it though. 3. It's not. 4. Super happy for him yeah. 5. It was kind of sudden but he wasn't active a whole bunch. 6. It's not maybe.

SAN DIEGO MARLINS PRESS CONFERENCE Week Ending 1/16/2022 Answer 3 questions for 1 capped TPE, all 6 for 2. 1. Heartbreaker of a loss in game 7 to the defending champs, what are your thoughts? 2. Offseason time, what will you be focusing on improving for next season? 3. How was this season for you? 4. Everyone say something nice about our great GM JB here as he is moving on from the team this offseason! 5. What is your favorite video game? 6. What is your favorite snack? Let’s Go Marlins! @ErictheFish@Johnny_HX@Jordan Messier@CSkams15@Laflamme@COLLINz@boatsinking123@EMoney002@Dom@fromtheinside@MubbleFubbles@Jake Sumner@Charlie22@pepsimarble@Scurvy@lemonan@Underclass_Hero@Ekky@rory@fishy@dustywilson22

I joined the VHL at kind of an awkward time for me. I created Donny Carter on the day of the S78 VHLM draft, and not knowing how it worked, I wasn't sure if I would be able to play in that season after I wasn't picked. Then I got signed by Houston, and that was super cool to have happen. We had a nice little playoff run that season and the locker room was really cool to have. Then things kinda went downhill. Carter was drafted to Houston and I was happy to be returning, but our GM (no shade thrown) just wanted to use the guys we got in the draft and kept the roster to only 6 people. The team was not great that season and we were just consistently losing. Right after our playoff run I stopped updating consistently, and lived only off of practice tpe. It made Carter drop in the VHL draft and made Carter not perform as well as he could have been doing. Then I got traded to Philly. That made a world of a difference for my motivation. I went from the worst team in the league to a top two team with a very active locker room. I started updating consistently again and got back into the groove. Even though Philly was swept, it motivated me to keep going and I moved up to the VHLE because I needed sme new opportunities. This was one of the best choices I made in the league. Bratislava was a fantastic time and Donny grew into a star, far over a point per game. That performance got me super hyped to keep updating and I never looked back, I have been much more active, become an AGM, had a great rookie season in the majors, it's all just going so well and the people who have had a big impact on my time here are @Alex@FrostBeard@JB123@Birdman@Spaz. Thank you to all those people for being good friends and I'm excited to make many more and see where this league takes me next! Word Count : 352 For Week of 1/16

Love this graphic. Very bold text that stands out and explains the trade, the player that you used and the logo swap all looks very good. Even the player leaning into the other half of the graphic is super nice and a great touch. Great job on this graphic it's super nice. 10/10

This is a really really nice graphic. The color explosions don't feel out of place and the bright text that shines is such a nice and bold touch. Maybe you could put a bit more of the player's body into the image but it still looks amazing. I like the glow you put behind his head that is a nice touch. 9/10

4th Claim - Week of 1/16/22