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D - Mina G - Soju @Beketov

God I love fantasy zone so much

I still stand on loving the trade so much no matter what any VHL critics’ opinions are. We got two players called up for this season - one already being 400+ TPE and the other just shy of 400 TPE - Duke will be ready for S98, and Xhelajs will be ready for S99. All four player ready to play in the VHL before the S99 1st is ready to join a VHL team. We need players NOW and we got them, very happy with our new prospects and the work they’ve put in already. (Makes me extremely happy to see them all responding to my pressers)

F - Raimo Tuominen

F - Jarmo Ruutu F - Grimgor Ironhide @Beketov

Merry Christmas group 12

After recently being drafted 6th overall to the Los Angeles Stars, Bubbles LaFleur decided to spend the rest of his off-season back home in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park with his brother Ricky LaFleur @DarkSpyro for Christmas. The two brothers had their VHL dreams fulfilled, being drafted to the same organization, as Ricky was also taken by Los Angeles at 12th overall. The brothers planned to booze their faces off to celebrate this early accomplishment, and with their VHLM contracts, Ricky decided to supply the entire trailer park with dope while Bubbles (although he doesn’t drink often) supplied the park with liquor. The whole park was fuckin’ loaded! Only exception was that Lahey and Randy had to pay Ricky and Bubbles for their dope and liquor, bunch of narcs, they still got piss drunk with the brothers though. Oh and course, Corey and Trevor had to supply the boys with smokes. Julian was so happy to see the boys back home spending time with him as he’s missed them so much. He cleaned out his trailer and had shots for the boys ready to go before they hit up the local trailer park bar that Julian runs. Ray even showed up in his wheelchair saying how proud he was of Ricky while slamming a free bottle of Bourbon. All was magical in the park for once, everyone was loaded on some type of abusive substance, it was a very Merry Christmas.

PRESS CONFERENCE Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE or Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE Week Ending Dec 29 CHRISTMAS THEMED PRESS CONFERENCE 1. IT'S THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS!!! How do you typically celebrate Christmas? What are you doing to celebrate this year? If you don't celebrate Christmas, do you celebrate a different holiday around this time of year? 2. What is your favorite Christmas holiday beverage (does not have to be alcoholic) or meal? I've never been an eggnog guy but apparently a lot of people like it! 3. Does it snow for Christmas where you live? If so, how much do you get this time of year? How cold is it? Or are you living the Oceania dream of the winter heat for Christmas? (It's 30 degrees Celsius, 83 Fahrenheit, in Melbourne right now) 4. Do you remember when you finally figured out that Santa wasn't real? If not, do you remember anything about Santa traditions as a child? (parents left out cookies, snow foot prints on the roof) 5. Are you a gift giver or gift receiver? 6. If you could make one Christmas wish this year what would it be? Solve world hunger? Find all homeless people a shelter? Finally hit that 10-leg parlay? 7. If you could, would you rather spend the holidays at home with your family, or bring them all on vacation somewhere? I feel most people tend to stay home for the holidays, but if you had the choice, would you go somewhere else? 8. Malmo organization has decided to invite all players' friends and family to a big Christmas gathering before the season starts up. If you could help us choose a Christmas/Winter themed event for everyone, where and what should we all do? 9. What is your favorite Christmas movie of all time? Do you have a favorite Christmas show? Some shows have Christmas themed episodes! 10. Is there a Christmas song that gets stuck in your head around this time of year? Maybe even there is a Christmas song that's wildly overplayed, which one comes to mind? (Mine is "Underneath the Tree" by Kelly Clarkson)

D - Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage @Beketov (sorry for that double ping lol)

Wrong thread, shoutout @Grape for being my 1oa though

D - Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage @Beketov

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