BOOM

Yes and the postage from the Netherlands is killing my profit margin!

Hello Santa...wait, what are you doing to my mom?

See, this guy is thinking.

Lucky 11

I sell meth to truck drivers if that counts.

We love Santa

We are very lyrical.

Well shit.

That's super weird, because in Australian there is a saying, "Bad luck in gambling equals to good luck in your love life", which roughly translates to "Pech im Spiel, Glück in der Liebe".

I'm getting coal again this Christmas.

Yeah, take that you commies.

Kiss this

Pervert!

Have a lozenge

1. How has this Off-Season felt for you? It felt like forever to start up, but the schedule has really kicked off with the draft, and then into a new PT week, all with World Cup going. Are you just ready for it to end, or do you like the break? As usual, if my player doesn't make the finals I find myself just waiting for the Cup to be decided and the off-season to roll over into the new season. 2. After adding George Richmond through trade, we add another high TPA player. Do you think this finally puts us into the competition where we can get into the Finals? With good management in place and an improving roster, the Americans could challenge a few teams this season for a playoff spot. 3. Pepe Silvia, Big Macken Fries, and Alex Versti were all added via Draft. Do you think any of these players were a steal or reach? What kind of impact does this make on our franchise? To be 100% honest, I haven't checked the draft results yet but I'm sure that at least one or two of those picks might work out well. 4. What area of your game have you been working on these past two weeks? Lately it's been defense but I'm trying to get that offensive bump as well, but god damn it's expensive. 5. What personal goals do you have for your player this upcoming season? Just earn 1 more point than last season. Pretty simple target. 6. Are you getting any extended time off during the Holiday Season? Any Special plans in the coming weeks in real life? I'm a bit of a grinch, so while I hope families celebrate and have a good time, I'll be glad when the new year hits and 2024 is in the rear-view.

I had to check the portal for the actual name

It's flying by.

Oh

Oh shit, I didn't realise this had started.