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Come and drink with me @der meister

Navigate my trade you bum hole!

See what I have to deal with? He's abusive, rude and treats his players with contempt. He's the Putin of the VHL!

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it? I'm currently getting drunk after not winning anything in the raffle, so my thoughts right now a re self-loathing, anger and pity. 2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works? Yes, RNG the lines and strats just for shits and giggles. 3. What position do you see us ending the season at? 69. Oh, approximately 2nd in Europe for some reason. 4. What have you been working on to improve your player? Hahahahahahaha, good one. 5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree? I have never created a goalie, so therefore I am not qualified to comment. 6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved? Let me bring back a titty thread. At least the immature males would be engaged in there.

Congratulations to the winners. I'm a loser though, so I'm off to drink myself into a coma.

I'm trying to create forum drama/content! Sssshhh, play along!

Perfection

Nice one Smarchy.

I have it on good authority that Moscow will be shopping Dassler soon. He's poop.

Give me my TPE you clowns!

That's BS. I was going to make a sick Smashmouth sig!

I'm no tough guy. The others just don't like how sexy I am.

They'll find a way to stop us.

Someone wants another Blues jersey!

Members tag got my hopes up!

Why didn't you ping me?

Rigged

1. We are still leading the EU. Do you think we can hang on to that lead? It will be tough, but Moscow has already shown the ability to do so, therefore....Yes. 2. Do you have any suggestions about how the team can improve? Get rid of the GM, he's dragging the team down. 3. Do I need to add humor in these pressers to make them more stupid? Only if you feel it's necessary or you are having a tough time coming up with questions. 4. How many pancakes does it take to fix a flat tire on a submarine? Trick question. Pancakes aren't allowed on Submarines! 5. I think winning is fun. How do you compare this season to last season? As a minor leaguer, I have little to compare it to at the VHL level. Winning sure beats losing though. 6. The lines were changed and for the most part it has had a positive impact. Do you have any thoughts about future changes? When I stage my coup and take over as Moscow GM, I will have more to say about future lines and roster moves.

I'm actually too stupid to try and calculate my total. Well under 10K though. Congratulations to anyone else in that kind of TPE area.

Dude, I've kept that hidden so well until now!

Oh wait. Can we include multi's?