BOOM

Making my way to the HOF....1 TPE at a time.

1. Weekly check in, how are you feeling about your player’s performance this past week? Well, I've only just applied his TPE, so he sucks. I expect he'll improve moving forward. 2. What do you want to see your player do better? My answer is EVERYTHING. As of yesterday, he was still learning how to skate. 3. What should the team’s hype song be for the playoffs? Jump Around - House of Pain. 4. What is your favorite tv show to unwind to? Brazzers TV. It really helps me to relax. 5. How do you feel about our competition heading into the playoffs? Competition? More like bunch of chumps who will try, but fail to beat this mighty franchise. 6. What is your favorite elements and why? (Fire, earth, water, air) Water, because as a Marlin, I'd be f**ked without it.

As long as I can draft Bobby Orr.

I'm totally invested in this new player. I didn't recognise his name in the boxscores..

Love you @Berocka

So he's a GIANT nerd?

I feel dirty @Moscow

Despite my constant joking with @Berocka , I'd like to congratulate him on becoming a GM again. Quality guy and am sure he'll do SSK proud, once he gets back from his trip to the Italian Riviera.

FFS, I can't even do that right. Titans won 2 today.

That's the secret plan. I'm in Helsinki to tank their season and help Moscow. Well....it was a secret.

OMG, the inmate is running the asylum!

His parents were weird.

Ewww, it's poop!

PUMA

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Player Information Username: BOOM Player Name: Adi Dassler Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: LW Height: 74 in. Weight: 205 lbs. Birthplace: Germany Player Page @VHLM GM

1. Well, we traded away Hammar Voss to Helsinki. Any last words you'd like to say to BOOM as he faces retirement? Good riddance you overrated South African bum! 2. We are officially on the tank train, having sunk down to 2nd worst in the EU. How're you feeling? Are you already looking forward to next season? No shame in tanking, so lose away my friend. Hoard those picks like a mofo. 3. How would you evaluate your season so far? What grade would you give yourself, and why? Mixed feelings. Started slow, improved and am now shitting the bed back in Finland. At least it will be over soon. 4. There's a thrilling race for the two wildcard spots in the EU between London, Malmo and Helsinki. London has run off a bit this week, but which 2 do you think make it of those 2? Consulting my magic-8 ball resulted in a "They all suck" but I'd say Malmo because Voss is on Helsinki and curses his teams, so there's that. 5. Have you been watching the NFL at all? If yes, how's your team doing? If not, WHY NOT??? Only to follow my Fantasy teams and yell at the TV when the QB doesn't target my WR's. I don't really have a team tbh. 6. Wrong answers only: if I was in a band, what would my band's name be? The Jizz Distributors.

Is it just me or does the form look nicer?

This is not what I advised on! I feel cheated. Good trade, hope you crush it @Blazzer

Come join and see how poop my player is. Affiliate league, so makes it easier to earn.