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I find this offensive.

Finland>Poland

Dear HEL-bots, Please keep passing to me. Thank you.

I can't remember who I copied, but Fuck You!

1. Offseason felt loooooong. What have you been up to during it? Simply the IRL sh*t that I need to get done, when not focusing on the VHL season. Sim-wise, have just been working on my new ISFL player and thinking about my recreate in the PBE. 2. Season is upon us. What do you think of our current roster? It's still a work in progress and very much focused on the future. Not saying it's bad by any means, just not expecting a lot from this season as we grow and learn to work together. 3. Where do we land in the standings this season? The bad teams are looking bad and I could see us in a wild card position whether we want to be or not. As mentioned, I'm a little more pessimistic this season, but you are right, we may be forced to go up against better teams in the post-season. 4. What is a simple pleasure for you? Having time to myself, away from anyone and not having to hear anything but natural sounds. Luckily I have the land to do that. 5. What are your thoughts on public pools? I overheard someone the other day saying that they couldn’t understand how anyone could swim in such a “cesspool”. Mixed feelings tbh. I see why families with kids that don't have their own pool at home would like them, but on the other hand, when you think about what's in that water and hoping that the pool staff are filtering/treating it on schedule it's a little gross. 6. What is your favorite kind of cookie? A freshly baked Weed cookie with meth sprinkles.

My text work ALWAYS sucks

@der meister

What the hell? I was promised Cup glory this season. I'm sueing the Titans.

I'm way too hard. No, wait..

....is not this player.

1. Did you watch the VHL draft on twitch? If not, what were you up to? Nope, I missed it. I was probably asleep, but regardless, I didn't see any of it. 2. How did we do with our draft picks? I'm sure that our elite management team made the best decisions for the future of the Titans. 3. Are you going to be checking out the E and M draft? Ummm, no. I'm positive that I'm busy that day. 4. The VHL just added a new league affiliate. What is the maximum amount of leagues you've been in at once? I think it was 7, but I'm back to a more manageable 5 these days. 5. Are you friends with your neighbours or do you avoid them as much as possible? I purchased 200+ acres to specifically not have to put up with other people. I'm friendly enough, but I don't need to hear other peoples bullshit. 6. Do you like eating raw cookie dough? No. I separate all the ingredients such as eggs, flour etc and eat them one at a time. That way, the cookies bake in my stomach.

Yep, thanks @Mysterious_Fish

But I'm already there!

Oh snap? What's this? Someone new is posting the questions? The off-season might mean a lull in the on-ice action, but the off-ice action is just beginning! To start, we made a trade for more picks and then we got a new AGM and it's me - Vice! Do you find the front office stuff more 'fun' than the on-ice stuff? What makes whichever you picked better? I try to stay away from the office side of the team. Smarter people than myself are in charge for a reason. 2. We hate to discuss it, but it is a fact at this point...we have a history of not getting out of the second round. What key links do you think we might be missing to break through? Better players. Ha, no. I think patience and focusing on player development and complimentary builds are factors that might be worth a try. 3. Some NHL players have quirks that they have when they play, like that they have to be the last player to leave the ice during warmups. What would be your players weird quirk? Spending the final 5 minutes before the game, checking out Brazzers for new content. 4. With the upcoming draft, we'll most likely be bringing in quite a few new players to the locker room. Do you have any thoughts on the types of players we should focus on drafting? Anyone who displays qualities that will enhance the Houston team. 5. The Utah expansion team just put up a survey asking fans what the name of the new team should be. Some on the list were: Mammoth, HC, Ice and Freeze (honestly terrible options if you ask me) among others. What would be your ideal Utah team name? I'd definitely be campaigning for the "Stormin Mormons" 6. This is kind of a tradition with my press conference questions, the last one is always a food related question. So I gotta know guys, if you had to rely on one dish (a main and two sides) for the rest of your life, what is it? Tricky one. I'd opt for Maine crab cakes, caesar salad and jalapeño poppers.

I concur. The projected #1 Overall seems particularly stinky.

I bet this guy gets it.

There's going to be no one left in the Finnish capital.

Would recommend @FrostBeard as a excellent guy to work for/with. 10/10.

I know the title is based on it, but I wanted to see the gif lol

Have you watched any of the GenZ spinoff?