1. The season ended with a loss. Do you have any words for the fans?
I apologize for my poor performance this season and will be working even harder this off-season to ensure a better result next year.
2. What are your plans for the offseason?
Work hard and ignore all the glittering entertainment options in downtown Calgary.
3. Do you have any opinion about the upcoming World Cup?
Yes. As a newly named player for Western Europe, we will be representing the team proudly.
4. What do you expect from management regarding season 97?
I expect nothing from anyone. It's a personal mantra, that way people never disappoint me.
5. What's your favorite thing about the holidays?
When they end and all the decorations disappear back into peoples garages.
6. Does (much like Portugal) your country have a shitty replacement for a good French Toast?
No, we have beer and lot's of it. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.