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Nice lighting.

I hope that doesn't violate the new "toe the line" moderation rules!

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Fair enough, thanks.

I'm interested as to what can be defined as "Toeing the Line".

Better than my attempt.

If we take 50 shots a game, surely we win.

1. The offseason is over... how did you enjoy it? As a German player, I did not enjoy one moment of the offseason and trained relentlessly for the new season. Fun is for the weak. 2. With the season about to start, what's your personal goal? To earn at least one more point than last season. If I do not hit 100 points, I shall end my career. 3. What's the key to achieving the Continental? Beating every other team and crushing their aspirations. 4. Are you following the VHLM this season? The what? Oh, it's a very minor league that exists "alongside" our VHL? Then, no. 5. What's your favorite holiday sweet? The tears of my defeated enemies. 6. What are you looking forward to the most in the New Year? Breaking all of my resolutions once again.

Thanks @Corco!

1. IT'S THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS!!! How do you typically celebrate Christmas? What are you doing to celebrate this year? If you don't celebrate Christmas, do you celebrate a different holiday around this time of year? I actually despise christmas to be perfectly honest. I'm one of the many humans that identify as "Grinch" at this time of year. It means nothing to me. 2. What is your favorite Christmas holiday beverage (does not have to be alcoholic) or meal? I've never been an eggnog guy but apparently a lot of people like it! Beer, beer and more beer as I attempt to drown out the sound of those celebrating around me. 3. Does it snow for Christmas where you live? If so, how much do you get this time of year? How cold is it? Or are you living the Oceania dream of the winter heat for Christmas? (It's 30 degrees Celsius, 83 Fahrenheit, in Melbourne right now) It has snowed here, but doesn't sit for very long before it melts, but generally no...it's fu%king hot around Dec 25 here. 4. Do you remember when you finally figured out that Santa wasn't real? If not, do you remember anything about Santa traditions as a child? (parents left out cookies, snow foot prints on the roof) What the f*ck do you mean he's not real? I'm calling my mother about this.... 9. What is your favorite Christmas movie of all time? Do you have a favorite Christmas show? Some shows have Christmas themed episodes! The same ones always get re-run down here. Home Alone, Christmas Vacation etc. I don't really care what they play. 10. Is there a Christmas song that gets stuck in your head around this time of year? Maybe even there is a Christmas song that's wildly overplayed, which one comes to mind? (Mine is "Underneath the Tree" by Kelly Clarkson) If I hear ANY Mariah Carey or Buble Christmas song in the next 24 hours, I shall commit murder, or at the very least property damage.

Yes and the postage from the Netherlands is killing my profit margin!

Hello Santa...wait, what are you doing to my mom?

See, this guy is thinking.

Lucky 11

I sell meth to truck drivers if that counts.