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How’s your progress going?

Ha ha…. That is one recommendation I will not follow. @Berocka help!!! Getting bad advice!!

Do ring dings have protein?

Thanks you very much @OrbitingDeath . Another great signature. Appreciate it.

You got it dialed in @frescoelmo

Demanding proof?? Ha ha. Saint Berdoodle named Hazel.

So far walked dog 4.5 miles. Still gotta do 30 minutes on peloton.

Good idea Berocka. My goals are cardio every day and drop at least 5 pounds a month until I dont drop anymore. Problem is too many distractions. This chat might help, especially if you flip me shit for not achieving goals.

Im training for a 1 K. Might be able to finish it if it’s not too hilly.

Who are you trying to kid…. You’ve been hitting Ben & Jerry every night for 3 months, watching anime porn and playing xbox. If it werent for your wife, that garage would be all dust.

1. As per tradition, what is your one bold prediction this season? There will be one champion, a few close ones, and several not so close. 2. Who do you think will be this season’s league scoring leader? The player who gets the most goals. 3. What have you done to keep yourself busy this offseason? Crashing press conferences and giving useless answers 4. What keeps you active and motivated as a member of the VHL? Hockey hockey hockey 5. What are your thoughts on meme player names? Have at it 6. Are you following the league on its social media platforms? Nope 7. Creamy or crunchy peanut butter? Creamy and to go further I prefer Skippy but my wife wants Jif. Guess which brand is in the cupboard. 8. What are your thoughts on reality TV? Ha ha. I like Below Deck. Dont think its all reality though!! Although when the one guy almost lost his leg from the tender rope, it sure looked real.

1. Are you pleased with which pick number you were taken in the draft? Absolutely. Got selected at a good time and to a good team. Looking forward to the season 2. What goals do you have for your player this upcoming season? Build up defense and support with passing, puck handling, and if need be fighting. 3. What is the best snack food to go with a movie? Popcorn with plenty of salt and butter, non-parallels, mike & Ike’s, fruity good and plenty 4. If you were making a locker room pump up playlist, what song would be the first added? Tres veces Mojado (live version) and then go out for chili relleno burritos 5. Which of your new teammates are you looking forward to playing with most this season? Laslo Holmes 6. What is your most commonly used emoji?

Graphic Review The graphic explains itself. This is a unique graphic because it is the season 93 captain, and alternates, yet they are all the same player. Starting with the players, they are proportionally balanced and also are slightly to the right of center which makes the graphic even more appealing to the eyes as the last name coincides with the player in the middle. The symmetry at the top adds to the graphic and defines the graphic. The background of clouds and mountain enhance the graphic to make it even better. to top it off with the captain carrying the torch, it just brings about a finality to the graphic that points out exactly what this graphic is all about. Once again, you did not disappoint! Score 10/10

Rip Wheeler, @ScottyP is changing sweaters after being traded from the Calgary Wranglers to the Prague Phantoms. The trade also saw all-star defenseman Skor McFleury, @Alex move to Prague with Wheeler. Calgary picks up Kyle Toms, @Ktoms22 and Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone in the trade, along with a season 95 Prague first round pick in exchange for a season 95 Calgary second round pick. Dissecting this trade, it appears that both teams come out winners. Starting with Calgary, they pick up a first round pick in season 95, which will boost their roster in the future. Trading McFleury also frees up some salary cap this season. Adding Stauffer to the defense with Phil Strasmore, @Phil will definitely make it tough to score on the Wranglers. With Randy Bobandy, @AJW in the lineup, Toms will have someone to look up to and help develop into a top forward. For Prague, adding a record breaking defenseman and an up and coming forward will surely keep Prague in the hunt for the cup, especially with the retirements of Nikolas Kauppi, @Tetricide and John Jameson, @Frank. Skor McFleury will be a good mentor for the young Prague defensemen. Both Calgary and Prague will be making some more decisions before the season begins. On a side note, with Wheeler going to Prague, he will be expected to step up and not be the slacker he is so accustomed to. Hopefully he learns how to block shots with Prague. He also better hit the gym because Logan Ninefingers, @Scurvy is looking for some toe to toe action, especially now that Wheeler moved out of the North American Conference. Ninefingers was so looking forward to getting multiple opportunities to smash Wheeler’s face. 286 words

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Cant wait for season to start. And I’m going to spend the season convincing Lazio Holmes @Gustav to want to smash Logan Ninefingers’ face when he gets into the VHL!!

He’s a thug!!

Moral of the story…. When you go to the movies, eat Mike and Ikes.

I hope I get that question before you update it!! If not, be sure to put on there, “updated” so I’ll know to select 22 instead of 20!!!!

Hope you feel this way after Rip Wheeler @ScottyP gets his face smashed in by Logan Ninefingers @Scurvy !!!!!!

1. The TDL is upon us and so are the recreates! Have any players/names in particular stood out to you? Right now, my head is in a fog as I’ve looked at so many player names, i couldnt say who’s a free agent. 2. Should the VHL bring back grading for point tasks? What? Are you kidding…. You think I want to be graded? I’m done with school. 3. Are you following the league’s social media? Forum and discord. Not face book, twitter, YouTube, twitch, whats app, instagram, hologram, pentagram, pokeman, 4. Which STHS attribute do you think is most important to dump TPE into when building a player? For Bollos de Trueno - defense 5. What would you like to see from your player in the second half of this season? Improve every week 6. Nikita Kucherov was booed during the All-Star game for his lack of effort during the skills competition. Any thoughts or comments about his behavior? speaks for itself. Fans boo for whatever reason. Shake it off 7. What is your most anticipated upcoming video game for this year? I’ve been waiting for NCAA football from the day after I gave someone my NCAA 14 8. Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Tekken? Atom Ant

I will remember this if I see it on trivia!!

Yup!! You’re a legend!!

I would try but I earned all my tpe for the week!!

I only went back twenty seasons, and I still didnt find a triple crown, like we just witnessed tonight. Antonio Buscatini has been crowned the award. Last season, Buscatini won the Kentucky Derby, by being selected first in the VHLM draft. Saturday night, Buscatini won the Preakness, by being selected first overall in the VHL, and tonight Buscatini sealed the deal winning the Belmont, securing the first overall pick in the VHLE. Congratulations goes out to @CowboyinAmerica for accomplishing something so rare. There were three other players over the last twenty seasons who were selected first in the VHL and VHLM, but they skipped the VHLE draft. Back in season 83, Scotty Sundin was picked first in the VHL by the Chicago Phoenix, and the previous season he was picked first by the San Diego Marlins in the VHLM. Who knows if @fromtheinside had chosen to participate in the VHLE draft if he could have won the triple crown. Paul Atreides was picked first in season 77 by Moscow Menace and by the Houston Bulls in season 76. Like @fromtheinside, @Mr_Hatter did not participate in the VHLE draft. The other first overall pick for the VHL and VHLM was in season 75. Pistil Stamen was selected by the Los Angeles Stars and in season 74 the Yukon Rush selected the player created by @DMaximus . A triple crown winner is about as rare as a team pulling their goalie in overtime to make it 4 on 3! 249 words