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Las Vegas Aces star defender Juan Ceson, @dylanjj37 recently made a decision to promote RC @Arce to executive manager of all of Juan Ceson’s holdings, including day to day operations, security, and future operations. Initially this decision seemed to be one that would send Juan Ceson Capital Stock through the roof as the stock had been struggling recently due to some bad decisions by Juan; however, since the change in leadership, it appears that Las Vegas is getting a complete facial. For example, the Juan Ceson Arena name has changed to the “RC Sports Complex.” The Juan Ceson Tower is no longer, and when all things are done, will be named “The Cole Tower,” in reference to @badcolethetitan, who has invested in the Aces’ best interest for some time. Others are reaching out to RC for a piece of the pie. Penguins have disappeared from the Juan Ceson Zoo, which will no longer carry that name once RC gives the rights to @Blazzer. Rumors are floating that she will likely turn the zoo into the first ever animal/human amusement park. The decisions being made recently could be the scariest of them all as RC has allowed a true Pittsburgh fan to purchase some of Juan Ceson holdings. @diamond_ace has thrown the dead cat on the table and is admits to a true devotion to the Penguins, Pirates, and Riverhounds, but denies an allegiance to the Steelers. Even @eagle_3450 is receiving new benefits from the change in leadership, by receiving free admission to the penguin park. Perhaps while Eagle is at the park, he can talk some common sense into Juan Ceson. There are so many changes coming fast and furious, Blazzer was recently heard saying in a board meeting that she can’t keep up with all the changes but she does learn a lot every day. There is some hope; however, as Blazzer has reached out to @Shindigs to step in and provide some nurturing to Juan Ceson and get him back to reality. Is it too late for Shindigs? 329 words

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Press Conference Week ending 02/12/2023 (Answer Questions for 2 Capped TPE 1. This week Mexico City lost a few games. Are you worried that losing 4 games in a week could be habit forming? 2. Ross Glagau has been a stud in goal. What do you think Ross does to prepare for games? 3. Did you watch the NHL All Star game? Was the outcome as you expected? 4. GM Cole is constantly trying to improve the team. What more can Cole do to guarantee a trophy? 5. Who was your favorite coach? You choose the sport, etc… 6. Are Taco Bell burritos better than McDonalds chicken nuggets?

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Well, I spewed some vomit and did 16 minutes. Cant believe i did it!! All thanks to you and jardy. Damn!

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You make it seem too easy!!

1: Davos has started strong this season, currently at the top of the European conference, do you think we will finish the season in that spot? No problem. GM Alex has his shit together and knows what to do. 2: Pete Mitchell is currently leading Davos in scoring, Did you expect such a strong start from them? Yes, he’s always been a stud and it just took the right set up to make it happen. Go Pete!! 3: What or who do you think is responsible for Davos’ early success this season? GM Alex and getting Ahma back 4: Who is your favorite active NHL player? Radko Gudas 5: Who was your favorite NHL Player growing up? Phil Esposito 5: What is your opinion on the Bo Horvat trade to NY Islanders? Dont care. 7: What was the first youtube video you remember watching? I dont know, probably porn!! 8: Hypothetical question here. You’re teleported to a stage of a singing show, which song do you sing? Freebird

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Could this be the last article written by Thunder? After being shamed by @JardyB10 on how to do a simple podcast, my nut may have dropped and I could soon be putting away the keypad for a phone app to record the shit that rambles around in my brain while I’m walking. Unlike Jardy, who walks a cat, I walk a dog. But, my dog cant rest on my shoulders. Now I would have liked to see Jardy walking his cat on his shoulders on the streets of Saskatoon, or wherever the futch he said he was. All I know is that it sounded pretty damn cold, especially considering I was thinking about my new podcast adventure this morning while I was walking the malicon in PV, but without the dog. In addition to jardy, @Berockaoffered me sound advice on doing a podcast and I’d consider his advice part of the shaming process! The problem is they are so damn good at their podcasts. They can rattle off shit about the VHL like they’ve been in the league forever, which they have. And to top off the whole podcast thing, my wife decided to chime in on how easy it is to do a podcast, so now I have to ask jardy and Berocka what app is the best? Thanks. 223 words

Press Conference Week ending 02/05/2023 (Answer Questions for 2 Capped TPE 1. What would you like to say about the team’s success after one week of games? 2. With a goal differential of +28 thus far, where do you see Mexico City’s points at the end of week 2? 3. GM Cole has done it again!! He’s masterfully drafted a team that is in synch. Is there anything stopping Cole? 4. What is your favorite part of kicking every teams ass thus far? 5. Have you started to grow your playoff beard yet? 6. What is your favorite ice cream? What toppings do you add to it?

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Rag on me all you want @JardyB10!! i dont mind at all…. Its still not easy to do a podcast! And Rip, OMG…. I was going to try to be nice to Scottyp for a while but when you talked about Rip Wheeler being a gritty player.. F that. Scottyp, you know you should have named your player Jimmy! Scurvy dont let him get away with it

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Posted 55 minutes ago HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference You ONLY have to answer 6 of the 8 questions Week Of January 23rd - January 29th 2023 1: What is your players Jersey number and why did you choose that number? #22 because that has been my jersey # for most every sport 2: Which attribute do you intend on upgrading throughout this upcoming season? most?? Not sure. 3: Which NHL player scores the next Michigan goal and will it be scored this season? Trevor Zegras will score another one this season 4: If you could go back in time to any game this NHL season, which game would you go back and watch in person? None I can think of 5: Which NHL team do you think needs to change their Logo? Buffalo Sabres need to add a rocker on bottom that says “Bostons Bitches”. Right @badcolethetitan!! 6:Which cartoon was your favorite growing up and would you be upset if they re-made the series with new voice actors and upgraded animation? Speedy Gonzales 7: Seems like it’s been a while since we’ve had a good hockey movie come out, do you think we’ll ever get one that lives up to your favorite hockey movie? I’d be happy if Youngblood would get on Apple TV so i could buy it. 8: If you only have to eat one food item for the rest of your life, what would you choose? A buffet!!

Press Conference Week ending 01/29/2023 (Answer Questions for 2 Capped TPE 1. Have you looked at the team roster yet? Do you think we have the best forwards in the VHLM right now? 2. In one word, how can you describe GM Cole’s decisions leading up to the new season? 3. What preparations do you make before each game? 4. Mexico City is 7000 ft above sea level, how does that affect the visitors who come to play us? 5. How many points do you predict you will score this season? 6. Are tacos meant to be eaten for breakfast?

GM Cole for Mexico City has stacked the lineup with stud forwards this season and it appears the opponents will have to put in quite a few goals to even compete against the Kings. @badcolethetitan surprises everyone all the time and comes up with some big moves giving the Kings an edge and he did not disappoint again this season. He is fighting for his team to bring home a cup and is doing everything he can to make it happen. Tim Riggins, @Jayhawk will be leading the front line with experience, skill, and a hell of a lot of guts. Riggins scored 91 points last season and racked up only 38 penalty minutes. The gifted winger is going to burn out the goal light this season. Grizz Tazzo, @xslapxshotsx is another winger with dominating traits. Not only is Tazzo a bone crusher hitting opponents all over the ice, Tazzo posted 93 points last season. There’s a good chance Grizz will spend a little more time in the penalty box this season as “The Taz” is slated to be a power forward, and will not take any bullshit from the opponents. Captain Nugget completes the star studded lineup. Like Tazzo, Nugget is a hitter as well as a shot blocker. Nugget also happens to be the team leader last season in points, at 104, with one quarter of goals coming from power plays. Expect @Captain nugget to dominate the leaderboard again this season. You’ve just read about the three stars of each game, now lets get the season underway. 261 words

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