JardyB10

It might be that I missed a tag or two, I only skim when putting in tags.

25% correct is more than I could have hoped for, so I'll take it!

Every thread should end like this. ”Tag 5 people in this thread or a homeless man will sneak into your house and give you herpes while you sleep.”

I don’t know what any of this means! idk, I just saw Hogan made a joke on one of your recent threads and it made me laugh. And then I referenced that and proceeded to disagree.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* I repeatedly fuck up Zack's pronouns immediately after giving people shit about a related subject. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-2-Episode-19-Thats-Another-Bannin-e1p9geq In today's episode, I dig into some old news and discuss the most recent prominent suspensions! I also give some poorly articulated woke opinions on the gays and stuff. Timestamps: 0:00-3:00: Bullshit 3:00-6:15: Summary of Suspensions @Bedirhan @jRuutu @lil OG z 6:15-9:10: Summary of Offending Posts by Bedirhan and jRuutu 9:18-11:12: Tangent on the "e-girl" discussion in the Media Spots @samx 11:12-11:45: Continuation of Media Spot Summary 11:45-13:42: My Take on the Discord Logo Being Rainbowed 13:42-20:15: My thoughts on Bedirhan and jRuutu's offense in general @Squids McKenzie 20:15-27:50: Talking about @lil OG z and their banning in general @v.2 27:50-29:35: Discussion on how users admit they're just extending their Point Tasks despite completing their topic 29:35-30:15: Go sign up for VHL Playoff Bracket Challenge @youloser1337 30:15-32:15: Visit my question thread and also my other question thread, and also circlejerking with @Berocka and ending

NEW YORK AMERICANS EARLIER THAN LAST WEEK PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of October 16, 2022 1). What is your favorite VHL-related meme? If not, make one up! Obviously I'm biased, but any timezone related comments always make me smirk. Also rigging accusations are good. The copypasta is pretty good too. 2). What is the one thing you dread the most about keeping active in the VHL? The actual act of posting Point Tasks and then also updating them within a week deadline 3). What country is @Quik in today? (hint: not canada) I want to say he's of Indian descent so let's pretend he's in India. Either that or I'm racist. 4). As of 10/10/22, four teams in the NA are separated by 6 points, what will it take to get into the playoffs? As of the day before the last regular season sim, it would have required us to beat Malmo and for LA to lose both games and Chicago lose two games. Only one of those things happened. 5). What is one attribute you will never utilize or add TPE to? Every dog will have its day one day, but I suppose Leadership will be the further back on that list. 6). Should the VHL bring back the forum chat? No, we already have Discord and who would go to a browser to IM anyway? It's not 2001.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* The audio fucks up a third of the way through the podcast again. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-35-Season-End--No-Stat-Chat-e1p9fhk In this little ditty I discuss the playoff picture for all three leagues, my mild disappointment in missing said playoff picture, and also #FuckVasteras. Mentions: @Kisslinger @MetalToday @Achilles @Hogan @lil OG z

I'm pretty sick at getting 1 TPE in these

I live in Saskatoon, which means that there's always a realistic chance that I might know her.

I agree!

- Gus is indeed nice and a waste of a generation or so of Davos. - Just read and drive like a respectable human. - You have a good memory. I wouldn’t have been able to recall a single question in this scenario. - A PT+ would be cool. A single 20 minute podcast would be my norm. - @Banackock - I think your Megabite Size shows are fine. - I’m offended at the weird voice you gave me. - Damn, your Australian accent was spot on! - Re: Getting rid of/introducing PTs I suppose I would scrap Press Conferences because they’re annoying to write after a while and a non-0% of people egregiously phone in the answers anyway. In its place we could institute a Media Profile or something like that. A member can highlight the PTs or content of another member, or perhaps a general highlight reel for the week. This could lead to some fun circle jerking.

Welcome to the world of podcasts! I think you did a good job. You gave some solid analysis of all the teams, and it was great to hear your perspective on it!

“Warning, there might be some swearing. I dunno, I hope not.” Adorable. Classic Houston GM elitism The Mediocre One is, ironically, the GOAT. Bad call VHLing during an exam! I am an attack helicopter and I appreciate you addressing all of us. Sorry to hear about your family troubles dude! I’m glad they’re doing better. It’s good to see you returning to more activity and podcasts!

I agree that Top Prospects is preferable. Also I appreciate that the microphone occasionally became a stethoscope, very on brand.

The reason you think podcasting sucks is why I enjoy it! I can give my uninteresting takes and no one can listen and I get my TEEPZ and it’s great. I used to be more invested in player careers certainly. Their Excel files have produced more anomalies than other Excel files! It’s a game after all. I intended to read your Shake Up article but haven’t got around to it. I’m sure it SUCKED though! “Somehow I’m over X minutes” is another reason podcasting is great!

Probably not, but maybe Thad did

This was some hot breaking news, it really lends itself to your dedicated podcast compiler idea that you come up with in the future. I can confirm that the members got banned due to the atrocious formatting. EXCUSE ME ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION!?? I didn’t release a podcast on this week, joke’s on you.

Your fucking yawns are making me yawn. The VHL did used to have a “radio station” embedded on the forum. Obviously it was too much maintenance. I put up my hand whilst driving each time you asked.

- My partner knows I’m in the VHL but she doesn’t know I do podcasts and I would require less insecurity to jump on that trend. - I’ll always listen to the podcast though. Or at least usually. - No one listens to my podcasts either, no need to cancel me. - Your podcast would have been 15 minutes, you wasted an extra 5-7 minutes of your life. - Can your government not see that the cars aren’t registered to you? - Poopy is pass first and he’s painfully mediocre. I think I neglected Strength too much. - You’re welcome for your own intro. - My short podcasts are quite low effort, my long ones are medium-low effort! I do listen back to them for tags and potential fuck ups though, and add the song.

When in history have you been your most dedicated self to the VHL, and what did that look like?

1. Well raking leaves is probably more preferable to do in the Fall rather than leaving it until after the snow melts 2. Do I have to pay for fuel? If so, then fuck no. If not, then I’d consider it if the destination might be a good time anyway. 3. I think @scoop might have discussed this in a recent Fan 590, but it’s definitely the “favourite person” “favourite person” format. Probably “Rush Gambino” or something. 4. Oh fo sho, he’s definitely selling his body for money and also statistics. 5. I’m not familiar with Cholula so let’s try something new and go with that. 6. Somewhere to watch baseball. Maybe Seattle or something.

HMMM, NOW ISN’T THIS INTERESTING! According to my sources, nobody got MexicanCow fired to steal his recruitment job. This in turn got Zack fired, so Spartan gave Moon got his job. And what’s this little tidbit I see? Smells like the continuation of a solid conspiracy. I’d watch your back, @Gustav !

Do we think that's their puppy in the profile picture?