JardyB10

NEW YORK AMERICANS SEMI FINALS PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of October 23, 2022 1). Who would win the Elmebeck award for New York? Probably @Garsh, because they're a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. 2). What statistic surprised you about your player this season? There's a few fun things. Other than goals and +/-, he put up some of the worst statistics in his career/worst since his sophomore season. ALSO, every single one of Poopy's goals came on the PP, though I wouldn't necessarily call that "surprising" (65% of his career goals are from the PP). 3). What is your go-to show when you are heading to bed? I don't watch much tv, never mind before bed. Sometimes I'll watch a Youtube video. That said, my girlfriend falls asleep with some dogshit Discovery+ shows on her iPad, and lately that has been Ghost Adventures. 4). When do you think the first snow will be where you live (mine is tonight) this year? We've had an uncharacteristically warm October, but it won't be long. We could have some piddly overnight snows by this weekend, but I don't think any will stick until November. 5). How many GM jobs in the VHL do you think will be available this off-season? Would you sign up for one? At least one, and absolutely not. I'll prime myself for a S100 return to management, maybe. 6). Do you enjoy your state/province's license plate? If not, what would you change about it? I appreciate the simplicity of our plates, they're just green text, and 6 characters. I don't know if license plates should be all that flashy.

The forum has seem a bump of excitement and activity lately with the suspension of long-time DELIQUENT @jRuutu's suspension expiring, as well as his Turkish brother (though the latter has remained silent since his return). That was not a good sentence, but we're going to move on. Ruutu returned with a splash by releasing the premiere edition of what instantly became a critically acclaimed magazine. The content of the magazine was a mixed bag, containing some logical stretches, but ultimately some valid amount of brain food in a critical piece against the VHL @Moderator team. The piece was in the midst of generating some discussion, potentially enough to begin a revolution in how the VHL is moderated. Unfortunately, the magazine became a flagpole soap box for one of the league's most renowned members, @Achilles, who could perhaps trace their league roots all the way to the S4 VHL Entry Draft. Achilles' outrage and subsequent incoherent and deranged explosion of activity all over the forum and probably Discord quickly took center stage yesterday, and ultimately led to a month-long suspension, one of the longest non-permabans for an allegedly new member we have ever seen. The waters calmed, and the VHL slowly returns now to its status quo. Just like that, Ruutu's newest magazine is left to collect dust on the shelf. Seems convenient, doesn't it? A little too convenient. Much like George W. Bush murdered thousands of his own citizens as an excuse to invade Afghanistan, or how Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine to make the world forget COVID was a thing, I posit today that the mod team sic'd Alexchilles on that thread in order to create a larger distraction, so that they ultimately did not have to confront the October edition of "Repeat Offender" head on. And the evidence is right in the words of Achilles themselves: "The VHL is run by clicks." Indeed, the mods are a clique, the Discord users are a clique, certain franchises are cliques, and these forum antics gets clicks. The clicks distract you from what's actually going on, and that's that the mods CREATE MASSIVE PROBLEMS to distract the common man/woman/___an from other big problems. Wake up sheeple. #FreeAlexJones #FreeJoeyPizza #FreeAchilles #FreeSpeech #FreeDom #WilliamWallace #BraveheartWasALie #911WasAnInsideJob #BerockaAndBerukuAreObviouslyTheSamePerson

Also for the record in case anyone from the future happens to see this and get confused: The mod team isn't perfect. This is evident by the fact @frescoelmo is allowed to be a moderator. But in the case of 2022's @Achilles v. World, the mods were entirely justified in shutting their nonsense down. Achilles was clearly off the rails and trying to stir up drama, and no amount of their "friends/recruits" sounding more calm and reasonable after the fact should create any kind of illusion that the VHL isn't a place that cares about its new members.

I like the topic title "mods and bads" because it sounds like "Moms and Dads" but it's more topical to the VHL. 10/10

rainbow flavoured unicorns?

I too am an incel.

But it was real Canadian Thanksgiving turkey, so that makes it all the more tragic

I’m just here for Tony’s Salsa

I was going to have a turkey sandwich for lunch today but the turkey was a week old and smelled weird so I had to toss it.

I like to trick people into listening to my podcast by tagging them and barely mentioning them, thank you for falling for it. Here’s what I propose for neutral Mr/Mrs. Ms. is what’s used when you don’t know if a woman is married or not. Mr. is used regardless of marital status for men. Thus, if you’re unsure of gender or marital status, you use “Mrs,” which in this instance isn’t pronounced “missus,” but is instead pronounced “murz.” That way you’re just combining stuff and making up words and titles, which, no shade intended, is a thing the letters+ community loves to do anyway. I’m on board with the Pickles, it reminds me Backyard Baseball team names. That said, if I ever rouse to become a JST GM I’m naming my team the Mighty Melonheads, and we’re going to fuck shit up, just like we did in Backyard Baseball.

Turn it into a vocal podcast you coward!

You would be Chris Farley’s version of Shrek I was thinking about how much I dislike the city of Prince Albert, make it disappear. It would be beautiful landscape with it gone, too!

I wanna say Leadership almost needs a full team buy-in to be the most effective. Due to Hybrid attributes we all do indeed get one free re-roll! Looks like you’re a pending free agent.

You made the joke after I thought of it, but yes obviously a blacksmith invented human hearing. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day jerkin’ it.

Does he enjoy marijuana? OUR Brooks ought to be early 30s and hails from Maine.

Welcome dude person! Feel free to harass the first member you see if you have any questions.

@DarkSpyro = @lil OG z confirmed.

Oops, I predicted Halifax to win the Cup I think

I remember when Slobo got drunk, recorded an amusing and racially insensitive podcast, and threw tampons at his cat.

That explains why he ultimately went inactive

The nice old lady standing right behind you.

WOW, could you BE any more upset?? Everyone look how unreasonable this dude is behaving!

It might be that I missed a tag or two, I only skim when putting in tags.

25% correct is more than I could have hoped for, so I'll take it!

Every thread should end like this. ”Tag 5 people in this thread or a homeless man will sneak into your house and give you herpes while you sleep.”