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@Gustav Since I’m the only one with a goalie pick left I’ll just slide in to select G - David Davis

Hey all my forwards are in the Top 11!

It’s not that rude, I just suggest appropriate actions to take in the case of a singular potential death of yours! And I am! I’m hoping to go 50 picks after you this time.

@JeffD @Shindigs @lil OG z @Dom Study up. No one has ever told anyone else not to be a grass, don’t lie to me.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* This podcast contains scenes of murder. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--S2-Episode-21-Discussing-my-Next-Player-and-Other-Things-Too-e1r19oq G'day mate, today I discuss my next player, WHO WILL BE CHANGING ALL THE RULES! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! I also talk about @Beketov dying and some activity stuff. Other Mentions: @FrostBeard @Shindigs @Berocka @ctots

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Swears as usual. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-40-Questions-Pt--4---Illness-Edition-e1r18v2 Hello kids, today I answer questions from @Tate while I'm sick, and even tie a couple of them into the VHL! I hit some cool subjects like: - Patience and worms - Pineapples, and trying to navigate being offensive in the VHL and also life - Smelly witches - Seeing animals - Abusing animals - Developing new animals Mentions: @woog

1. How many points are you predicting for your player this season, and how did you come up with that? I reckon Poopy Peepants will finish with 73 points, just enough to beat his personal best! 2. Who is going to win North America this season, and do you think they bring home the continental cup too? I predict Calgary is going to finish at the top of the NA Conference, they have a more well-rounded roster than their competition. 3. Do you have any family or friends in the audience for tonight's opening games? My entire family of course attended the season opener. That's my mother, my father, my four sisters, and my two brothers. 4. We play 72 games, how many wins do you think we can get to and why? We're off to a rocky start, so I reckon we'll end the season around 34 wins. That's kind of the playoff bubble range, which we fit into/maybe slightly under without another elite forward! 5. While the VHL pay is great, plenty of players are sponsored off the ice, is there any brand that you'd like to have an endorsement deal with? It would be dope if Eatmore chocolate bars sponsored me. It would be fitting because the bars look like turds, and my name is Poopy. 6. Is there something you worked on this offseason that you look forward to displaying? Maybe this is skating, checking, scoring, etc. How do you feel like this will help when the puck drops? I completely reshuffled my game around this offseason to work on my Scoring and Strength in particular. I'm hoping this will give me more confidence with the puck, and ultimately have us spend more time in the offensive zone.

Art Vandelay

F - Zach Kisslinger II @Hoopydog sorry for the 2 AM tag

D - AirRig GoodBrandSun @comrade cat

Thanks for the shoutout, and good for you for being a good boy. I take it back, you said “hell,” and that was sinful. Don’t worry, no one’s mom would be jealous of anyone blowing out fast. Stay in school Minion! Don’t you go failing tests for VHL, or else I’ll ban you! @samx isn’t THAT cool. She better pay you $5. I don’t think being mature is all that important, just be yourself. And if people don’t like it, set their homes on fire while their whole family is inside.

Your rap skills are well above most mortal beings, thank you for breaking them all down. I want to know the predator name. Sounds like it should have been Doug, but I don’t know a Doug. @Dil tell me.

I always care how you’re doing, Philip! This podcast is the first time I realized that @Ben has been inactive for two months

F - Vinny Detroit @Hoopydog

Don’t have hobbies, VHL writing is life. Just you mentioning the calendar reminded me to do my Predictions, so thank you.

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F - Nils Godlander @comrade cat for 2

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It would be appropriate for Mourning to play ANOTHER season with Peepants.

D - Brian Payne @Hoopydog's up!

That's why you cut your losses and NOT do a second order. Be unhappy and unsatisfied. The McDonald's motto.

It was more what I DIDN’T get. Which is my entire order. It processed forever and then they transferred it. Trust no one.

SkipTheDishes fucked me on my McDonald’s order

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