JardyB10

Your rap skills are well above most mortal beings, thank you for breaking them all down. I want to know the predator name. Sounds like it should have been Doug, but I don’t know a Doug. @Dil tell me.

I always care how you’re doing, Philip! This podcast is the first time I realized that @Ben has been inactive for two months

F - Vinny Detroit @Hoopydog

Don’t have hobbies, VHL writing is life. Just you mentioning the calendar reminded me to do my Predictions, so thank you.

This

F - Nils Godlander @comrade cat for 2

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It would be appropriate for Mourning to play ANOTHER season with Peepants.

D - Brian Payne @Hoopydog's up!

That's why you cut your losses and NOT do a second order. Be unhappy and unsatisfied. The McDonald's motto.

It was more what I DIDN’T get. Which is my entire order. It processed forever and then they transferred it. Trust no one.

SkipTheDishes fucked me on my McDonald’s order

Mart Bandebay

A podcast where I describe your grandmother using your blended innards as pickle brine. Yeah, I can’t bitch at drivers when I’m not moving. I did pause when the excavator arm swung closer than I expected though.

1. We look to be navigating Free Agency well with the acquisitiion of Poopy Peepants! How do you feel about Free Agency this year? I felt washed up and unwanted, which I suppose is why I ended up where every wash-up does: California. 2. The draft is coming up, if you're answering before are there any prospects you like? If after, how do you like the newbies! Zack did a solid job with the n00bz! He managed to make the most of his picks and got a lot of consistent welfare earners. Traverse in particular has lots of upside! 3. Staying on the subject of the draft and rookies, management seems to give a blind eye to rookie hazing! Do you have any fun stories? When I was a rookie in Davos, Taro Tsujimoto did some of his signature shibari on me, put me in a shopping cart with skis on it, and sent me down a run in the Swiss Alps. It was a gas. 4. Do you have a preferred jersey number? If so, why that number, if not, why don't you like numbers? I've always worn 69, because I was told by my friends that it's a nice number, and I'm a nice guy. My manager Jardy always took 10 for himself and his clients though, so I'm a bit of an exception I think. 5. The VHL has had a TON of players come in and out throughout its 80+ seasons, is there one player you feel you have modeled your build after in some way? I always wanted to be like David Henman, maybe even better, but I was never able to come close to achieving what he did. Still, it's good enough to set goals! 6. Finally, what's your prediction for how North America shakes out this year? It's tough to say, North America looks even more competitive than it did last season (maybe I should have signed in Europe...). Toronto looks primed to be at the bottom of the conference again, and I think us and New York are going to have a tough time scoring goals again. Seattle is a bit of a wild card. The Dragons will regress somewhat, and I think Calgary will finish top of the conference. I think we'll be on the playoff bubble, but anyone who makes it into playoffs in NA has a chance to win it all.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* I probably make bad words? https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-39-Questions-Pt--3---A-Too-Long-Pod-e1qiiqf Today, I spend 3 minutes talking about work, claim there’s less background noise despite not realizing until after that I didn’t have the music down all the way, very briefly discuss Poopy’s free agency journey, and of course answer @Phil’s latest set of questions. Mentions: @Dil @nurx @kirbithan @Anthique @John Cimarno @Steve @Berocka @Gustav @Thunder

Fuck Vasteras!

This has to be the first time a defenceman won the Campbell Trophy without winning the Labatte Trophy. Congrats, all! EDIT: It does indeed appear to be the first time a defence MVP wasn’t a Labatte winner. It’s also only the 4th time a defenceman has won the Campbell.

Claim 2/2 (Week Ending November 13, 2022)

I'd happily spend 15 minutes talking about poop.

Baby Berocka is a fitness bro. Maybe they wanted a podcast about best ways to poop oneself.

I am an enjoyer of context so it’s always been “Leandro FG (Forum Gold)” for me, since his player is named Leandro. Now, if his player name was something else entirely, the username would have maybe looked like a mess of incomprehensible letters to me. Maybe “Leandr of G.”

Baby Berocka was particularly displeased with Oliver.

I don’t know if I agree that you don’t fit in. I didn’t have anything really to say about your case against the mods. I don’t think what you were saying was necessarily wrong, but I don’t personally think Fong or any of the mod team are doing anything egregiously wrong. I don’t necessarily agree with all their rulings entirely, and there’s probably room for improvement now and then, but overall I think they’re fine. I don’t want to invalidate how your experience with the mod team made you feel, but I personally don’t think any of it is a big deal. I wasn’t around 3 years ago, so I don’t even really know anything about that incident and don’t judge anyone about it. Your last suspension was unfortunate, but I wouldn’t go as far to say that it ruined your reputation in the league (at least from my perspective). All the cool kids get suspensions now and then. Other notes: - You were looking for the word “placebo.” - Which games are sports is a very philosophical question! My couple pennies, enjoyable podcast as always,

Marshmallow fluff is nothing if not healthy and good for you!