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Poopy Peepants - Defensive Coverage

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-37-Questions-Pt--2-and-Lazy-Posting-e1q0l8q Yeah

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-2-Episode-20-More-Bans-and-Whatnot-e1q0kh2 Low effort post because it’s 2:00 AM on a Sunday

All they had to do was dump Poopy

No me

Teno saves the series!

Fuck yeah Joyo! Congrats Reapers, on brand for spooky szn.

Not enough Leadership, that’s poor commitment.

Oof, Moscow PP might have just lost them the series. (Or perhaps DC Dragons PK won them the series?) Oopsies! I'm afraid calling upon the 3-1 curse instantly nullifies any chance of it working. Dragons in 5 or 6 now, sry.

I agree with the notion of going into movies blind (I watched The Invitation knowing literally nothing about it and it was the best thing I could have done. The trailer would have completely changed the experience I had with that movie). BUT I do tend to mind review scores since I watch so few movies as it is. Other than when my girlfriend and I pick a random (i.e. bad) horror movie to watch.

NEW YORK AMERICANS I CANT BELIEVE ITS MONDAY PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of October 30, 2022 1). Moscow made it to the cup finals - are you surprised how they handled Warsaw? I'm not surprised Moscow won, they are due for some more substantial success. I am shocked they managed to sweep the Victory Cup team though, that's whack. 2). Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? I like Cookie Monster, he's a shameless and extremely troubled addict, and that's funny. 3). Have you owned skates before? What brand? Indeed, I played hockey growing up so I got various hand-me-down skates. Couldn't tell you what brand, even currently. Bauer or CCM maybe? 4). What song are you not afraid to sing in the car at 11/10 effort? I'm not a big car singer, but I wouldn't be afraid to belt out any song at 11/10 effort. The song Dirt Road Anthem by Jason Aldean is a running joke with me and a few friends, we belt the chorus out for that at 12/10. Also, preview of Christmas, but I was thinking of offering a solo acapella performance of any song for a stretch goal, and that will likely be passionately recorded in my vehicle should there be interest in that. 5). Do you remember your first shotgun of a beer? How was it? No, I remember embarrassingly little about virtually anything. There's at least one time where I would have instantly ejected a shotgunned beer, but I don't know if that would have been the case my first time. No doubt my first time was underwhelming though. 6). Do you own a record player? Would you use it if someone gave you one? I do not, and probably not. Theoretically I like the idea of playing really clean music, but then you're asking me to go out and OBTAIN RECORDS and SHOP and that's a no from me dog. My partner probably would use it on my behalf though, she's good for things like this.

- I might engage in my own #Jardy4Elmebeck soon. Maybe make it a double meaning as I try to win 4 in a row - Talking about VHL members being heels makes me want to play Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 or whichever year I own that was fucking dope. If there was some sort of efficient way for me to create wrestlers for interested members, it would be good fun for me to run the GM Mode using VHL wrestlers in my show. - Fong is bae-Z. But I suppose NEW members will only know him as this, and won't know what the olds are talking about with all this "Fong" nonsense. (Side note: I was confused for a long time when everyone kept calling "TXC" Hogan when I came back) - I'm offended at your wishy-washy use of pronouns. - You're giving me too much credit for "mods and bads," I would have instantly forgot about it. But since you mentioned it, I'll do my best to play the role you thought I might. - I could care less about your pedantry of idioms. - lol, you said "potty" - My biggest speech pet peeve is perhaps when people say they're "OCD" about particular things. Particularly sentences like, "It's really bothering my OCD that this clothing rack isn't organized by colour." Listen lady, if you actually had OCD and it bothered you that much, you would probably say nothing and just start sorting clothes in a public space like a lunatic. You're really cheapening what having literal OCD is. Just say something like, "It bugs me that these clothes aren't colour coordinated." AND FOR THE RECORD, I actually do have an obsessive and perhaps even compulsive habit of clipping my fingernails. I don't know if I'd go as far to say that it's a disorder, and definitely wouldn't say that I full-on have OCD, but I do start feeling anxious if my fingernails start looking a little too "white." BUT NEVER EVER am I like, "lol omg, I'm getting so OCD about nails right now!" Instead I will either A) Produce a set of nail-clippers out of my pocket (because obviously I tend to just carry them around) and start clipping them in an inappropriate setting (or maybe I'll excuse myself first), or B) If I don't have clippers or can't produce any, I'll keep periodically staring at/getting distracted at my own fingers, and maybe start cleaning them with my teeth, and just generally be bothered by it. But I certainly won't be seeking a medal or attention for this behaviour!

Well, the hope could perhaps be found in 9-season careers now, vs. the 8 (sans Sterling Labatte) of the olden days. Perhaps one of my future players will gun for creed's record. I'll duplicate Poopy Peepants but insist on being on the worst, emptiest rosters in the league every season.

This was a good post, young Jacob!

That guy is a cow

I’m down for Karting some Mario. Even better if I get TPE for it. Also good job advancing to the finals. Also I’ll be doing a late podcast about bans tomorrow and it will be AT LEAST 15 minutes!

Dang, we got a series!

Lol look at Gus saying he’s a more worthy member than @Ricer13. Are you gonna take that shit bro? Can we do a Gus v. Ricer irl boxing match for Christmas charity?

What does it take to self-publish?

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Yes Greta would approve indeed! I enjoyed the articles, my one suggestion would be to add at least a bit more formatting. Even just some colour or bolded titles/section breaks, just so it doesn’t present as much as a wall of text. Fine work all around though.

Welcome, @son_of_moose. Your father, a regular old moose, was an honourable man, and it brings me joy to see his son before us here today.

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You both need to just let me supply the rhetoric without knowing context or doing any sort of background or foreground research whatsoever, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I don’t get views for ACCURATE INFORMATION, the people want to see BLOOD AND GUTS! First of all, how dare you, my entire existence in communication is getting lost in points. Second of all, yeah it seemed like it may have been a mic issue or some such. The background noise is one thing, but even so I had my truck speakers at full volume. The shirt pocket might be a clever idea. I personally just drive with one hand and hold the phone in the other like a degenerate. But, as I demonstrated in this episode, that’s not really a safe or comfortable thing to do if you’re city driving and not just cruising down a straight highway.