JardyB10

As a stretch goal, I will record and perform an Acapella cover of any song. The highest donator can choose which song. I will do literally any song provided it’s not like an hour long symphony or something unreasonable like that.

Hell yeah we DUNKED on DAVOS (severely relatively speaking)

Wow, this was some remarkable programming! I didn't know how badly we needed David Attenborough educating us on VHL . Okay, I've been inspired for Evergreen podcast content. The rest of us CONTENT CREATORS do one of the segments you've advertised. Thanks, bye.

These close games are soul-crushing

- The ear assault opening made me frown. I will report you to the mods and bads @Berocka next time. - VHL.com Radios are great because you only have to deal with one trivia question instead of two. - I liked your stock post because it hurts your soul. - Heck the Bears? - I do try to avoid talking about stats and standings because of how quickly obsolete it is. Especially since I never post my shit in a timely manner.

I only liked this because you mentioned it hurts your soul in the podcast I'm currently listening to.

HIS NAME IS SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH, OKAY!? Be less tired and do a VHL song, jeez. Your idea may have been shut down today, but it might be implemented by S100. You're welcome for listening. I did a better version of your podcast where I singled out the best new member in my eyes and only talked about them. We'll see how that does when I post it. We could do it in any way, the updaters are REAL lax with us

- I thought you said "Device" on purpose because that's the proper way to refer to @Devise - The league is indeed old. It's an odd feeling to see decisions we might have had a bigger hand in making still being at least skeletons of how things are run today (re: World Cup regions). - A strobelight pillowfight sounds dope, and this birthday party sounds amazing. I know many many adults who would do Mad Hatters Party to this very day, I'm shocked that it's out of business.

I didn't watch the game, but it appears Canada only just lost to Belgium! Far from the destruction you claimed, maybe they'll pull one off against Croatia

- Good fake interview with a couple of fake ass members. Their input was probably dumb, so it's good the mic didn't pick them up at all. - The fact that LA has Jardy's player is precisely why they're doing bad. - Shame on Blazzer for not considering top quality candidates. That's a recipe for failure. Mr. Vain top tier outro song, with bottom tier quality.

Marcel for MVP this time

UGHHHH

I picked Payne 2nd overall in my VHFL group, so no one is more disappointed in him than me.

Unacceptable

@Gustav Since I’m the only one with a goalie pick left I’ll just slide in to select G - David Davis

Hey all my forwards are in the Top 11!

It’s not that rude, I just suggest appropriate actions to take in the case of a singular potential death of yours! And I am! I’m hoping to go 50 picks after you this time.

@JeffD @Shindigs @lil OG z @Dom Study up. No one has ever told anyone else not to be a grass, don’t lie to me.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* This podcast contains scenes of murder. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--S2-Episode-21-Discussing-my-Next-Player-and-Other-Things-Too-e1r19oq G'day mate, today I discuss my next player, WHO WILL BE CHANGING ALL THE RULES! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! I also talk about @Beketov dying and some activity stuff. Other Mentions: @FrostBeard @Shindigs @Berocka @ctots

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Swears as usual. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-40-Questions-Pt--4---Illness-Edition-e1r18v2 Hello kids, today I answer questions from @Tate while I'm sick, and even tie a couple of them into the VHL! I hit some cool subjects like: - Patience and worms - Pineapples, and trying to navigate being offensive in the VHL and also life - Smelly witches - Seeing animals - Abusing animals - Developing new animals Mentions: @woog

1. How many points are you predicting for your player this season, and how did you come up with that? I reckon Poopy Peepants will finish with 73 points, just enough to beat his personal best! 2. Who is going to win North America this season, and do you think they bring home the continental cup too? I predict Calgary is going to finish at the top of the NA Conference, they have a more well-rounded roster than their competition. 3. Do you have any family or friends in the audience for tonight's opening games? My entire family of course attended the season opener. That's my mother, my father, my four sisters, and my two brothers. 4. We play 72 games, how many wins do you think we can get to and why? We're off to a rocky start, so I reckon we'll end the season around 34 wins. That's kind of the playoff bubble range, which we fit into/maybe slightly under without another elite forward! 5. While the VHL pay is great, plenty of players are sponsored off the ice, is there any brand that you'd like to have an endorsement deal with? It would be dope if Eatmore chocolate bars sponsored me. It would be fitting because the bars look like turds, and my name is Poopy. 6. Is there something you worked on this offseason that you look forward to displaying? Maybe this is skating, checking, scoring, etc. How do you feel like this will help when the puck drops? I completely reshuffled my game around this offseason to work on my Scoring and Strength in particular. I'm hoping this will give me more confidence with the puck, and ultimately have us spend more time in the offensive zone.

Art Vandelay

F - Zach Kisslinger II @Hoopydog sorry for the 2 AM tag

D - AirRig GoodBrandSun @comrade cat

Thanks for the shoutout, and good for you for being a good boy. I take it back, you said “hell,” and that was sinful. Don’t worry, no one’s mom would be jealous of anyone blowing out fast. Stay in school Minion! Don’t you go failing tests for VHL, or else I’ll ban you! @samx isn’t THAT cool. She better pay you $5. I don’t think being mature is all that important, just be yourself. And if people don’t like it, set their homes on fire while their whole family is inside.