JardyB10

You’ve taken over Halifax Hype podcast duties, perfect timing!

“Please read the article that animal posted.” This sentence was amusing out of context.

This podcast made me hungry, so thanks for that. I’m honoured that you would go through the effort to insert such a well thought out and executed intro into the start of your podcast, thank you.

NEW YORK AMERICANS BUT ANYONE CAN RESPOND PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of September 18, 2022 1). I missed the last few sims and am too lazy to play; how did I do? Relatively poorly, just like the team as a whole! 2). During my trip I hiked a bunch over 3 days; what has been your favorite hike of all time? It’s tough to say! I did a couple near Nelson, BC this year. One was in a very old forest, and there were some massive trees that were hundreds of years old, so that was cool. We did another couple shorter hikes to some waterfalls, which are breathtaking. I did a few in Manitoba as well that were great. 3). Looking back, would you have purchased the original xbox or playstation? Halo was quite the game back then, and Xbox allowed custom soundtracks with many of its games, so that was pretty dope. 4). Is North American conference playing out how you thought it would so far? Yeah kind of. Toronto is doing worse than I expected, and I wondered if Seattle’s top heavy roster might hinder them somewhat, but it’s not terribly surprising so far. 5). What's up with Helsinki? They’ve got enough solid pieces in what otherwise is a fairly poor to mediocre conference, so they’re doing alright as a result! 6). Which commissioner in the three leagues would you LEAST want to travel with? Maybe @Spartan , he has a history of getting worked up on the road.

Claim 3/3 (Week ending September 18, 2022)

Claim 2/3 (Week ending September 11, 2022)

Well we had a clean victory against the league’s worst team at least!

Action 7.2: Challenge Karen Floating in on her balloon to the final Elite Four member, Jessie proclaims, "It is time for me to speak to YOUR manager!" Battle commences. - EXP Share on Blastoise - Quick Claw on Charizard - Focus Sash on Weavile - Lead with Charizard, who will spam Fire Blast - Zoney M comes next, spamming Zap Cannon - Weavile finishes, spamming Revenge

Poopy has had a couple seasons in his prime to prove that he will never win an award, so it’s fair enough

My surname is Germane

My LAST name is German, but yeah it’s fair enough.

- Purchase Focus Sash from Pokemart Action 7.1: Challenge Bruno - Equip Focus Sash on Weavile - Equip Quick Claw on Charizard - Charizard leads. Use Air Slash on Heracross, and Blast Burn on Hawlucha - Weavile enters next. Use Ice Beam on Hawlucha and Revenge on Lucario - Magnezone enters last. Use Zap Cannon on Lucario

NEW YORK AMERICANS KIND OF START OF THE SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of September 11, 2022 1). How much do you HATE the VHFL format? I don’t hate it as much as most people. It has its flaws, but overall it’s fine by me. 2). On a scale of 1-12 (12 being the most, 1 being the least), what would you rate the month of April? In general, I’d say April is a 5. Saskatchewan winters KIND OF begin to end in April, but ultimately it’s just a Spring cock tease. 3). Who do you think is an under the radar player on New York that no one is talking about as a prediction award recipient? Henri le Massif has been fairly underrated or overshadowed his whole career, I could see him popping off for a Boulet or something. 4). What ring tone do you use on your personal cell phone? idk. I just checked and it’s called Silk? It’s a gentle yet urgent harp riff. 5). Who do you think will be last in the blood bath that is the North American conference? Toronto hasn’t been looking so shit hot so far, but LA probably SHOULD finish last? We might as well 6). Pringles? Absolutely, though I do end up buying Sweet Chili Heat Doritos or some kind of kettle cooked chips more often.

*TRADE ALERT* @ctots receives: Weezing @JardyB10 receives: $1500 In a true Rocket move, Jessie sells her beloved starter on the black market. At least it was to a hippy Pokémon rehabilitationist.

Okay so is @nurx Asian or not?

Everyday I see Nezuko vastly outperforming Lavelle is pain

Actual Action 6.5: Challenge Elite Four Koga Dunking on Claire and feeling self-righteous, Jessie departs back the Elite Four. Flying over Will, she crashes into the next room to face Koga. - Magnezone will equip the Quick Claw, and then lead. It will use Zap Cannon on Weezing, and Flash Cannon on Venusaur. - Charizard will go second when Zoney M falls. It will use Fire Blast on Venusaur, and Blast Burn on Gengar. - Weavile will close. It can use Dark Pulse on Gengar.

I’ll just keep guessing until it’s close.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Though it probably doesn’t have to be. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-31-Hello-and-Goodbye-to-the-21st-e1nl11v In this edition of this podcast, I talk about the S85 Halifax 21st, including trades, the draft, and a waiver signing! Mentions: @ShawnGlade @Blazzer @Bedirhan @Spartakiller2 @PasiAnssi97 @jsdeac @LiningPolecat @Daddy Durkin @Ian Ertmann @DarkSpyro

Instead of DQing him I’m just going to auto-pick Wumbo for @Seabass, since he’s the highest scoring available goalie from last season. All done @BarzalGoat!

Action 6.5: Challenge Gym Leader Claire Jessie is ecstatic. She's got her groove back. "Buh bye Psychic boy! I WILL NOT be seeing you later, muwahaha!" She hops on the balloon and leaves the nerdy boy to his shame. She beelines it straight to Blackthorn City, toward and through the roof of the gymnasium. Bursting through, she points at the dragon "master," Claire. "I am the most powerful being in all the universe," Jessie says. "Surrender now or prepare to fight!" She hops on Charizard's back for an even grander entrance, and they begin. EXP Share on Blastoise - Lead with Magnezone - Charizard enters after - Weavile finishes Magnezone will use Flash Cannon on Dragonair, Zap Cannon on Kingdra Charizard will use Dragon Claw on all Weavile will use Ice Beam on all

This win is everything! @scoop and I naturally are on the 3 stars. I guess Garsh helped too.

You can use moves from previous evolutions, so it can be manually put in

G - Augustus Kennedy @Seabass just your last pick left

Dejected by the defeat in the Battle Tower, Jessie blasts off back to the Rocket Hideout. Arriving, she sits down with the Rocket "Pharmacist," and she opens up with her struggles. "I just wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was," Jessie explained. "I don't care how I get there! Look at my cool Charizard for instance. I stole that guy! And look how cool he is!" "Charizard!" Charizard agrees. "I flew across Johto, destroying all the gym leaders with my ragtag crew and clever tactics. But I know I can't face the dragon bitch. I can't even beat some random stupid child in the Battle Tower. I had this plan to beat him, and I was going to be like, 'hahaha, take that, TRASH GITCH-CUM!' and I was going to kick him in the balls and hop on my balloon and sail to Blackthorn and drown Clair in her gym's lava." She drinks deep from a strong-smelling cup. "But look at me now! Drinking with the scum in the earth in some shitty hideout in Mahogany. I'll never be cool like James." "Hey now," her companion says, "that's not true! Why don't you spend some time with me today? You can help me supply people with what they need, and who knows? Maybe you'll find what you need as well." Inspired, Jessie spends some time doing illicit activities, and comes up with a new plan! Action 6.3 Work Buy Quick Claw from Pokemart. Action 6.4 Challenge Elite Four - Will Not needing to follow the rules of the Pokemon league, Jessie sails right over Blackthorn, all the way to Indigo Plateau to face Will. She smashes through the first door wordlessly, and attacks! *Equip Quick Claw on Charizard* Lead with Charizard. It will spam Fire Blast on Exeggutor. Next is Weavile. It will spam Dark Pulse on Jynx. Finally is Zoney M the MagneZONE. It will spam Flash Cannon on Gardevoir.