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Yeah I suppose he TECHNICALLY should be DQ’d now, though his first skip wasn’t too egregious. In my limited authoritative opinion, if @Novanod can beat @BarzalGoat here, he can stay in. Otherwise goaty will be making the two picks and Novy will be disqualified.

I do need your new home address

“Joey is it? What happened to your TOP PERCENTAGE Rattata, you little worm?” Jessie laughs. If you’ll allow it, I’d like to buy an Exp. Share before the fight (should have done it before the action, but I’ve kind of been half-minding my actions this weekend), and equip it on Charmeleon. I’ll lead with Magnezone, and it will be followed by Charmeleon, then Wartortle if necessary. - Zoney will Zap Cannon Machoke and Pidgeotto, and Flash Cannon Jynx - Charmer will Flamethrower all - Wartortle will Bite Jynx, and Body Slam the rest EDIT: Reminder to mods that this is Day 4, Action 5.

That did not go to plan (I obviously botched a calc somewhere), but I’ll absolutely take it! taskfailedsuccessfully.png Day 4, Action 5: Battle Tower (Level 31)

We’ll skip @Novanod for now, but you can make your pick whenever you get a chance. @DMaximus is up for his picks.

I actually did the math this time and Char Man can actually handle it this time. Start with Heracross, then the Cutieflies. Flamethrower all! Action 4: Challenge Bugsy I’ll lead Charmeleon to Flamethrower Vikavolt. When Vikavolt drops, I’ll hard switch into Koffing for the Bee. Koffing will spam Sludge against Bee until Koffing goes down. Weavile will come in to finish the job with Ice Beam. Weavile should be able to eat a hit from Scizor and can retaliate with Revenge. When Weavile goes down,Charmeleon can come back out and (hopefully) finish it off with a Flamethrower.

Oh dear, how unfortunate! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS CHARMELEON Wartortle can body slam the Poliwag. I suppose for my next action I’ll once again explore the Lake instead!

Who needs Repellent with rolls like these?? Charmeleon will throw its flame at the two Sneasels. It can try Slashing Poliwag after, but Koffing will likely be finishing the job with Sludge. Action 3: Challenge Bugsy I’ll lead Charmeleon to Flamethrower Vikavolt. When Vikavolt drops, I’ll hard switch into Koffing for the Bee. Koffing will spam Sludge against Bee until Koffing goes down. Weavile will come in to finish the job with Ice Beam. Weavile should be able to eat a hit from Scizor and can retaliate with Revenge. When Weavile goes down, Charmeleon can come back out and (hopefully) finish it off with a Flamethrower. (I don’t believe my levels are updated at the moment from Action 1, so ensure that’s done before the gym challenge please!)

I’ll sick Charmander doing Ember on the Grubbin, then it can try to tangle with the level 19 wooloo. Wartortle can Body Slam all after that. Koffing can do any mop up necessary. Action 2: DO IT AGAIN (Explore Lake)

Day 4 Action 1: Explore Lake of Rave

I wish I could be Left Alone!

Thank for for saving this post for me.

F - Taylor Mourning F - Anne Miklavz @JCarson

I’ll have Wartortle spam Body Slam against the first Eevee. Then it can move on to Meowth. When it perishes to the last Eevee, I’ll send out Koffing to finish the job with Koffing and Sludge. While still in Goldenrod, I would like to use my rare candy on Magneton and bestow it a new THEME SONG. Action 5: Challenge Gym Leader Faulkner Lead Magnezone, spam zap cannon to zap opponents to death. - If he falls to Togetic, I’ll send out Koffing to spam Sludge. - If he falls to Hawlucha, send out Weavile to Ice Beam

Jessie will go to back to the ever resourceful drug/black market dealer and purchase a hot air balloon that is designed like a Koffing, because fuck Meowth. Little do the rest of these unsuspecting players know, this balloon is actually a re-skinned Bicycle. Then she’ll use it to float to Goldenrod to find some Pokémon to bully. Action 4: Explore Goldenrod City

It’s still Funk’s turn, for the record. I’ll give him a little more than 12 hours because A. I tagged him at like midnight/1 AM Eastern which is far too late to be VHFLing B. Who know if I’ll even remember to check in in 3-4 hours from now

I’ll lead Magnemite, then Koffing, then Weavile. Magnemite will always use Spark Koffing will always use Sludge, though if it falls to 20 or less hp it can use Self Destruct. Weavile can use Dark Pulse on Horsea, Ice Beam on everything else

I agree.

@Novanod will be getting skipped. You can make a pick whenever you next see this. @DoktorFunk you’re up!

I’m a horrible person with no regard for people’s time, SO… Action 2.4 Battle Tower (Level 26) But to make up for that, Day 3: Actions 1-3: Work

Okie, time for some maybe overly complicated directions: Koffing will lead. - If Onix leads, try to use Assurance twice, then self-destruct. Then send out Magnemite. - If Ponyta leads, spam Sludge until Koffing goes down. Magnemite will enter next. - If Gastly leads, spam Assurance. Immediately self-destruct on whoever follows. - If Ponyta follows Gastly, send Magnemite for the revenge kill, then immediately switch to Weavile to take on the Onix, where he will spam Knock Off*. - If Onix follows Gastly, then Magnemite will stay and fight. Magnemite will only use Spark on Ponyta and Gastly, and Gyro Ball on Onix Weavile will use Dark Pulse on Gastly,and Ice Beam on Onix (with the exception of a Gastly -> Ponyta -> Onix battle*). - If it's going 2nd against Ponyta, it will use Revenge. If it's going 1st, it will use Dark Pulse. OKAY HAVE FUN

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Inappropriate as always. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-30-Intros-and-Outros-e1nadqg In today’s very special 30th episode, I give intros and outros to a bunch of podcasters. Specifically: @DarkSpyro @DoktorFunk @Berocka @Phil @Tate @ctots @jRuutu @KaleebtheMighty @dasboot @nurx

If that’s the Johto exploration that I wrote, then yes.

Having botched some preparations, Jessie eyes down the shiny new Battle Tower. Action 3: Battle Tower (Level 24)

@DMaximus TECHNICALLY you’ve been skipped, but it’s still your turn.