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Now that Jessie has pulled the sword of legend from the rock atop the Bell Tower, she will unleash her wrath and start a training montage within the tower. Action 3: Explore Bell Tower

I know we're not on Discord but I'm still going to tag @Gustav

I mid-key forgot I bought a Max Repel, so quick reminder that those Pokemen are all Level 18! Time to see if I got too greedy trying to train with all my actions! Sneasel is equipped with Razor Claw - I'll throw my Great ball at Honedge, and then my ultra ball if I have to. - If I catch it first try, I'll use the Ultra ball on Gible. Depending on who I do or don't catch, I'll fight as follows in this priority: - Sneasel Icy Winds Gible - Sneasel Metal Claws Sneasel - Sneasel Knocks Off Honedge - If Sneasel dies to Sneasel, send Honedge if available (Fury Cutter). - If necessary, Koffing will use Sludge vs. Sneasel, Assurance vs. Honedge

First of all, excellent story telling - well done, and thank you. Second of all, the answer to this question is something that is not statistically likely to go that well, but does have a chance of working. Seeing this angry rampaging Loch Ness Monster charge toward her beloved sentient cancer puts Jessie in a panic! She tosses her newly acquired ice demon out in front of the Lapras to take the attack for Koffing. Sneasel will spam Knock Off until it faints, and when Koffing comes back out, it will immediately use Self Destruct to try to finish off Lapras. Should that SOMEHOW not be successful, Jessie will blast off back to her drug dealer. She'll buy a Razor Claw, an Ultra Ball, and a Great Ball. Then she'll hop on her Meowth balloon toward Bell Tower. Action 2: Explore Bell Tower

As the spare blue I just want to let you guys know that you’re fucked. I will strongly consider pity signing with you next season as reparation.

Well look at you, KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! (Sorry, was this the Level 18 or the Level 14 one?)

A couple of things!: 1. Buying items doesn't actually require an action 2. You actually are still on your first action technically! You caught the Ralts, but you can still decide to catch, battle, or flee from the last two pokemon: You have 5 Pokeballs remaining, a Level 15 Squirtle, and a Level 16 Ralts. Generally you can't buy balls in the middle of an encounter, but maybe Papa Tyrell would allow it in this case because you're a NOOB

You're actually too broke for that . You currently have $881, evolution stones are $1000. Going back to Sylveon, you could buy a mini TM for a sub-0.6 Fairy move for $750, and level up on Day 2 (or with your Rare Candy) to evolve. Since Sylveon naturally will already know the most powerful Fairy move, there's no sense in spending the extra on a Full TM. Just food for thought!

Yeah I realized after the fact that Gastly can't mathematically beat it, but your own Litwick can do so easily! It gains two levels, and you pick up $109! After healing up in Goldenrod, you find the following Pokemon meandering outside the Daycare: Riolu 16 Mimikyu 14 Mimikyu 17

It's ghastly gasly Gastly movements evade your first two balls, but the third strikes true! You've got Level 13 gas. The Litwick, being a little candle, has no such agility and you capture it on the first try. Your Swinub comes out to bulldoze out the little flame, but it acts first and unfortunately gets a couple of Infernos off to take down the little icy-ground hog! The wild Litwick did get hurt by that Bulldoze. Would you like to send out one or two of your new acquisitions to take care of it from here?

Your Scyther uses its wing to attack the wing of the other Scyther and the wing Wing Attacks the wing straight off its body. I didn't actually sim this but there's no way you lose here. Spartan's Scyther is now Level 18! You find the wingless Scyther was carrying $175 in there.

The index is just back one forum, here: Poopy is an absolute scoring machine. He’s nearly matched his seasonal best in this one sim.

Yes, this seems just. Another Great Ball and the rest of my Pokeballs at Mr. Sneezy. IF those all fail I GUESS I’ll resort to my Ultra ball on it. If it ends up captured or flees, I suppose I’d be doing myself a disservice if I DIDN’T waste the rest of my balls of Lapras (starting with Ultra). After that, I’ll certainly have Koffing Sludge the bug to death. I’ll get back to you on Battle commands for the Lapras

What an honour. With the 1st overall selection I would like to select the Ghost of Duncan Idaho. Or D - Hard Markinson I guess, whatever. @JCarson you’re up next!

I’m fairly certain you’d been kidnapped, are trapped in a duffel bag in a trunk, and this is how you’re choosing to call for help? I’m so impressed that we can hear literally every other sound much better than your actual speaking.

I think you’re allowed to free Re-roll yet. Stick to a Checking build!! Also thank you for the congrats. We are determined to MURDER DRAGONS NOW! Oh, speaking of your videos, can I request one teaching how to claim PTs? Thanks @N0HBDY

You’ll have to re-record again, you said I drive a car but I actually drive a truck. Just kidding, I genuinely laughed out loud for the entire outro, it was very on brand! Appreciate it

Stopping at the novelty gift shop, you purchase a very sharp piece of creature to one day Frankenstein onto a different creature. You get cursed with Jardy processing luck as Ponyta bucks your two balls into oblivion. Would you like to use your higher tier balls? I'll leave the battle for now in the likely event I get side tracked and confuse a future processor.

If you're going for Sylveon, you'll need to buy any Fairy type TM for it, and then level it up.

Walking into Saffron City, you notice a couple of sleepy yellow children napping near the gates. An Eevee playfully frolics nearby. Abra 14 Eevee 18 Abra 13

Yes, bless your heart. You pick up an extra shift at the Pokemon Center to help change Snorlax bedpans. You earn $580!

Is level 18 the max? I thought it was 20 for some reason Fuck me I wasn't expecting a Lapras, I don't even know what to do with myself now! It sure would be a boon in committing CRIMES on the near impossible chance I catch it though... Let's start with a single Great ball at the Sneasel, and 5 Pokeballs I guess?

It takes 4 balls, but you get 'er done. There is still Exeggcute lv 16 Bellsprout lv 17

You encounter some rocky bois: Onix 16 Onix 16 Larvitar 18

You catch the Bellsprout on the first throw! Level 17 Scyther continues not to have any of your guys' shit however, as it evades both your Great balls and all 7 of your remaining Pokeballs. Would you like to use more balls, or tangle with the bug using Gastly and Bellsprout? I'll wait for the fate of this Scyther before the fight with the other Scyther. TECHNICALLY catches should be resolved before fights.