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Day One (July 20) HC Davos Dynamo @ Toronto Legion Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans Calgary Wranglers @ Quebec City Meute Riga Reign @ Cologne Express Vasteras Iron Eagles @ New York Americans Day Two (July 20) Quebec City Meute @ Helsinki Titans Riga Reign @ New York Americans Vasteras Iron Eagles @ HC Davos Dynamo Calgary Wranglers @ Seattle Bears Toronto Legion @ Cologne Express Day Three (July 21) Seattle Bears @ Toronto Legion Calgary Wranglers @ New York Americans HC Davos Dynamo @ Riga Reign Helsinki Titans @ Vasteras Iron Eagles Cologne Express @ Quebec City Meute Day Four (July 21) Seattle Bears @ Quebec City Meute Vasteras Iron Eagles @ New York Americans Riga Reign @ Calgary Wranglers Cologne Express @ Helsinki Titans Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo

Player Name: Naomi Young VHL Team: Davos Dynamo Cash you have: $11,750,000 Purchase Name: Two Attribute Points + Triple Award Prediction Cost of Purchase: $9,500,000 Cash Left: $2,250,000

After Training Camp, Naomi Young has brought her Scoring to 85, and her Puck Handling to 90. Her next step is to get her Defence to 95. However, she needs exactly one more point to bring it to an even 94. While this will come rather easily once Super Cup payout is figured out, she'd rather just get it over with quickly. "Davos needs me in top form this season. I have my work cut out for me. My goal is to bring my Defence and Faceoffs to 95, and then I believe I should probably start protecting myself from being ravaged by old age," Young said in an interview with Pierre McGuire, who was obviously very uncomfortable due to his love of penis. Pierre noted he missed the days where he would interview Harvey Singh, who is brown. Word has leaked on the Internet that Naomi Young's long lost rookie profile has been found, and is supposed to surface within a fortnight. Rumour has it Young also has her hand in a biography on ESPN, but it may take some time before it hits the stands.

I love how I got the first name right and the last name right, but I wasn't able to put it together.

After a near 24 hour delay, the final game in the 2nd tri-annual VHL Super Cup took place, like in Davos or Toronto or some shit. Team Vestiquan (known as Vestiquan's Best), faced off against Team Heidt (better known as Going Great Heidts). Vestiquan's Best started the tournament off on a mediocre note, but went on a 10 game winning streak after the mid-tourny and likely illegal acquisition of Vladimir Putin. Or Alexei Komarov. Sergei Komarov? The combination of all Russian names being identical and over-tiredness has led me to forget his first name. At any rate, the streak came to an end in Game 2 of the Super Cup finals, leading the superstitious of the world wondering if their lucky charm had spent all his luck. However, Team Vestiquan managed to hold on to win Game 3, on the back of Tony Stark's goal in the first 30 seconds of the game. An early penalty for Team Heidt ended up being their undoing, as Naomi Young was a motherfucking monster on the PP for this tournament. Seriously, if PP points are logged somewhere, she's probably in the lead for that by an absurd margin. It capped off a rather successful season for Young, who started hitting her stride as an offensive player after finding chemistry with Jarkko Olsen in the regular season, which eventually led to an even more successful playoffs, ending with a Continental Cup. I'm awesome and this Fan 590 blows shit.

Turku property.

Brampton property.

Turku property.

Brampton property.

Fuck having to move CPUs around because of your shitty team. Quebec property.

Quebec property.

Quebec property.

Quebec property.

Toronto property. #FinalsThreepeat

Since it's the off-season I'm assuming this is first-come first-serve. Calgary property.

Davos property.

I updated STHS and the rifuckulous All-Star Game issue appears to be fixed. I mean, yeah, this one is very high shooting and high scoring, but that's exactly how I set it to be, so that's a good thing. For the All-Star game I had to have ALL the sliders all the way down just so I would get less than 20 total goals. Still a shit ton of fights though, despite fighting slider all the way down. I think this is because 40 is too high a base for Fighting in V2. I'm gonna sim pre-season with V2 and turn down everyone's fighting to 10-20, see what happens.

SUMMARY

Soon

...yeah.

Probably with a multitude of games and controllers and such. But yeah, that's still pretty wonderful. I actually thought the $160 offer on the Xbox was more impressive.

Are you going to that?? That's fucking unreal.

F that the mushroom cut stays

4th worst!