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It’s been a hell of an off season for Ahsoka Tano as the Seattle Bears were kicked out early in the playoffs. She’s been busy working on her game, hoping to be ready come next season. It was a tough past season as she struggled to really find her game, only standing out among all rookies. And while that might be an accomplishment in and of itself, it’s far from the impact she had wanted to make. With the struggles in Helsinki and then continuing to struggle in finding her place in Seattle, Tano has a lot to work on in the off season. While she seemingly took off a bit for the Thanksgiving holiday, she is back in action and looking better than ever. She expressed a renewed desire to be a top level player and she hopes that this off season will give her the chance to improve her game. 153 words for week ending 12/8/2024

The season is in its final few days and Ahsoka Tano is facing her rookie season struggles. After not being able to accomplish much with Helsinki post trades, she herself asked to be traded and ended up in Seattle. At first she struggled to get into a line that she worked well with but has managed to put up a few points. It's still nowhere near where she wanted to be this late in the season but she supposes that everyone has their down times. Not every season can be a success. Ahsoka just hopes that when the season is over, she'll be able to work on herself during the off season and try to manage a good one after that. If given the tools and the right line mates, Ahsoka knows that she can pull great numbers and be a productive member of the Bears. Only time and effort will tell. idk but it's over 150 for week ending 11/24/2024

It seems that despite being traded to a competitive team, Ahsoka Tano is struggling to make herself present on the ice. With a lack of ice time, she has only managed 8 points in her first 15 games with Seattle. She’s been shuffled around between lines and hopefully she will be able to get back to earning points soon. Her almost point per game is now gone. Despite this, Tano still somehow remains the top Rookie in the VHL with 51 points though the gap has now closed to a 7 point lead. Hopefully Seattle will be able to find Tano a proper home on the lines so that she can not only start being productive, but prove that she was worth the acquisition in the trade with Helsinki. One good note to Tano’s stats is that now because she is surrounded by a competitive team, her plus / minus is now a +9 which she very much needed. 158 words for week ending 11/17/2024

Helsinki, FI – Early this morning, defenseman Ahsoka Tano was traded to the Seattle Bears for defenseman Sunset Moth and a handful of S98 picks. Rumor has it that Tano requested the trade, wanting to be on a team that has their eye on the post season. With Helsinki working through the growing pains of a rebuild, the could be face of the franchise just decided that she wanted more out of her rookie season. To date this season, Tano has 7 goals and 36 assists for 43 points and is -18. While her stats are struggling compared to last season in the VHLE, she has managed to stay at the top of the Rookie leaderboard all season, currently leading by 10 points over 2nd place Phil Sakic of Calgary. She is also 2nd in Shots Blocked with 185, 32 behind leader Joseph Dubois of DC. We can only hope that this move to Seattle will be good for Tano and hopefully she will be able to put a few more goals under her with just under half the season the remaining. 181 words for week ending 10/10/2024

Big big milestone! Keep up the amazing work and can't wait to see what you bring in the future.

No one knows where he comes from, where he was divined by either God or the Devil or something else entirely. Was he dreamt into life, summoned, created, or was he just always there, existing beyond time and space waiting in the depths of the universe. No one really knows. The mystery will always remain what it is. Questions will forever burn of his origins. Yet, we know he is there. He exists not only in our minds but out in the vast expanse. He breathes life into men and women and will either gift them divine power or suck every drop of life force. He has shown himself in those who worship him whether from childhood, or from the time of their draft. Hockey players who know better will bend to the will of Simon and Praise him and they will sacrifice to him. First goal pucks, lucky sticks, old equipment. And even their souls if he decides to demand it. Sometimes those whose souls he demands are for his taking and not in exchange of a godly skill. How do you think Jesse Teno and Lachlan Summers got to where they were? Do you think it's because they had raw talent that couldn't be matched? Maybe. But we all know they worshipped Simon more than most and both became gods among men in the VHL. Both also had access to the basement sacrificial altar at the San Diego Marlins arena. Very few non-Marlins have been lucky enough to find themselves near the altar. Yet those two spent so much time down there that it's more than likely that they did sell their souls and were rewarded with two of the best goalie careers to date. From the Book of Simon I am Simon and you are mere hockey mortals. I can bestow upon you great power or I can strip you of your fame. I can lift you up and I can drop you into the ocean like a heavy rock. It is by my will and my will alone that you may receive an illustrious career. Worship me. Sacrifice to me. I will take your rubber and sticks and imbue them with power if they please me. Or I will use them as kindling for my eternal power. Fear not mortals for your lives are yours. But your hockey prowess belongs to me. Simon giveth, and Simon taketh. Praise me. Praise me before every game and hope that I choose to smile upon you. For if you do not worship and sacrifice properly, I will smite you on the ice on which you glide. I can make your goalies a brick wall or Swiss cheese. Praise me. I am Simon. So the next time you step out onto the ice, lace up your skates, or wrap your stick, remember to Praise Simon for he is listening and watching. He will make or break you. His will is the only way in the VHL and choices are to never be questioned. Beware any words you speak against Simon for he will remember them. 515 words for week ending 11/10/2024 com.google.android.apps.docs.editors.kix.editors.clipboard?uuid=db1f7e33-cc5a-4537-bebb-4cdfc14be868

fr fr. got a drs note and everything.

Ahsoka Tano was seen walking out of a CVS carrying a bag from the pharmacy and wearing a mask. When approached, she tightened the mask around her nose and stepped back. “I have pneumonia. Please just leave me alone.” She then climbed into her car and took off. Perhaps this could explain why she has been playing so poorly lately? Or maybe this is an attempt to turn some blame away from her for how bad Helsinki is doing this season. Her penalty minutes are also up again meaning there is a chance that her anger is getting to her again. This is arguably Tano’s worse season since joining the league and it is showing. Between her scoring being down and just barely hanging onto a point per game, Tano is nowhere to be seen on the leaderboards except amongst rookies. Perhaps she could use that as motivation for the coming week. 152 words for week ending 11/3/2024 buddy points to anyone who can tell me the reference for the title.

With their 5th loss in a row, Helsinki is sure living up to its nickname of Helstinky. A -20 goal differential and a 5-8-1 record, the Titans and struggling to get anything going. Ahsoka Tano seems especially frustrated as she struggles to put up numbers like she did in the VHLE. And while she is a rookie amongst veterans, she had hoped that something would translate to success. But with 4 goals and 9 assists over 15 games, she’s feeling the stress. While 13 points isn’t the end of the world, it means that she isn’t even in the top 50 players so far. “I just wish I could do more because I know I can. I just can’t seem to get the opportunities that I need to be a productive player. I’m trying to play the best defense I can but it seems like a lot of pucks are getting past me and past our goalie. It’s frustrating for sure.” 161 words for week ending 10/27/2024