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Why is it a disgrace

Bedirhan Paard and he is training to play in the E league Bedirhan Paard was in the Halifax training facility to make his skills what better and to make it in the E leugue first drills were power skating to be some what faster as before than was the Puck controle training and that was the beginning and it was hard he was tired and even sweating even if it's cold in the facility than he was training his passing abilitie to be more perfect and than shooting drils wrist shots and penalty shots training it was a hard as ever than he was rolling skating to be train his stamina even on the street when he came home he watched some vhl TV it was talking more about the Vhl leugue and the E leugue than the Vhlm and even if they talk about the m leugue it's more about the standing and stats leaders nothing more Paard was not so happy that he is not in the news but he is trying to get there Its a start of greatness if he can make a name of his self than he is happy his goal is to fly to Istanbul in Türkiye to play for his country in a way and become a legend there Now wil Paard reach his goal we need to wait for the time Heff a nice day

That gm is like that coach madden from the NFL that good or like sir Alex furgenson from Manchester united or like Zidane from real Madrid coach time just that good as a coach just a statis of dominant a real leader a real gm he just knows like he is a Legend in the beginning of his gm career and That makes him so spacial I didn't really know about him my first time but I'm now so amazed like just wow just wow I can't write probably you what you just wrote made me speach less like he is that good

Your so un lucky I believe now in cursus like it's probably not a coincidence like why did he put a curse in the vhl like he just hates it probably like there need to be a way to stop it we need to look up for help maby buy a priest to make this holy again or a other type of dude maby do some voodoo and it wil help or we can just live with the curse and no more viva Mexico it's viva la México the e needs to be Mech maar the x is silent so (viva la México)

Okay a part 2 in every locker room person The music guy Okay this guy just loves to sing he allways want to be in vc and just play music with the gang fun guy The problem guy This guy the gm hates him like hates him he is allways like how do I do this and that and other thingd The wanne be the best guy This guy loves to brag like im number 1 in shots I'm such a attacker oe yeah I'm the best The anime guy He is just talking like you need to see this anime like naruto is doing the rassingan en liking sasuke ass The LGBTQ+ person Okay like I but this because this person is over doing it like he is or she or them are like this omg like I'm trans and I'm not doing it or I'm Gay and I don't care your straight (don't hate me for saying this but nobody cares who you are or what your thing is it's only like this you can say your Sexuality but like if it's in a conversation like if you wanna find your guy or girl or something els but okay like nobody cares they love to know but really keep it to your self) The racist I don't need to explain The to much info He or she is like this when I was buying bread I was walking and breathing and talking about every info. The first He is everytime to early for the Sims and for weekly tpe The nhl guy Talking about hockey The lil bro He is with his brother in the vhl and if he can't do it or mad he wil ping his brother The big bro He is so underrated like if his Lil bro do something stupid he gets to be blamed and allso gets banned The jobber He is saying I'm working and I can't be active media welfare is my thing The parent He is trying to be a role model The care taker Same with the parent but feels more like a cousin The sports guy Allways talking about the gym or something els The cancer Locker room cancee The stupid person Iq of -100 Aka just stupid The kid He is more of a young dude that wanna learn thing like how to do stuff The E girl I don't need to talk about this most stupid guys are talking to her or him depending if your lucky and just says like hi do you wanna be my Bf or gf you only need to pay for me some star bucks coffee money and doing other stuff This is all the sort of types of locker room people I wil now stop with this topic if you guys want more depends on how much likes it got I mean like with harts so 5 harts I wil make a part 3 Heff a very nice day and stay strong guys

The Halifax gms are gm @ShawnGladeand agm @samx There very good duo as gms they are fun to talk to there chil and there so friendly there the best so let's talk about Shawn he is a very fun dude and a chill dude he is very good with drafts and lines and he know how to help you with your tpe and he loves recoons and he is on college so he is busy mostly with Girls (xd) it's a joke don't take it seriously you know haha but now we go serious again if you just wanna guy to talk to about things like life or hockey or something els you going to be in perfect hands with him and he is a good manager like he was in the finals of the founders cub so many times but lost everytime so he know how to make the team good and I can say you are going to lach with him hard if I think about one thing that makes me laugh is like talking with like it's just so fun I'm smiling that makes me happy even with samx to there just so lovely to talk to and if I talk with them they make my English even beter and beter so yeah and what is allso to know like if your new and your reading this join halifax you going to love there with them trust me we're a fun team and we talk a lot because there allso lot active in Discord so if you need help there your gaurdian okay okay now we going about our lovely friend samx now she is a wonder of a agm she knows every rule in vhl there is she is so fun to talk if she is online than you can heff a fun conversation about anything she loves to talk about life and what is happening and she loves to listen and that is just a very good thing of her and she is allso a wonderful moderator and she got a cute dog picture as a profile picture what allso good about her that she post things like theme week things and other stuf and that makes her so amazing like she knows what to do and that is why she is a life saver for me like if she didn't post that theme week thing I would not wrote about her or Shawn so thanks Sam I hope you see this and you to Shawn so hello from the Netherlands Amsterdam okay now we move on so we talked about the gms I hope you liked it very good it was not so hard to make I needed to think a lil bit like what I need to write so yeah that is all and I wanna say to the readers heff a nice day and If you had a bad day it's going to be okay and good luck for you guys in school and other things like college university or other things but good bye from the Netherlands

Paard is training than nobody before he is trying to be a great playmaker he is trying his best to be the best he is doing what he can do in the team and why he wants to do it because he is losing again and he doesn't like that so what is his plan train as hard as ever first in the scheduling skating til day licht later eating lot of food than going to the Training facility and do some power lifting to be in great shape and than eat and than some push ups and many more and more he is trying to make his best out of his self he can't stand out lossing with Halifax he wants to win awards and trophys he wanna be a star player he got not for nothing the turkish legend as a nickname that name need he to make it to greatness he got a good rivalry with the Canadian wonder he wanna be the best turkish player ever in the league he wanna show what it means to be a legend in the vhl world he wants to be a Hoff and not a loser he is looking for the mountain of success he is training his life out to be great and heff success like the others he just wanna see the world out there and wanna move and be talked on like he is great and knowing he is all ready the best makes him happy the hole team is going needs to be alive because losing is for losers and halifax wants to be a winner like everyone els it's just the spirit and the fire in the hole world doing it til he sweats blood up his forehead doing everything til he dies that is what a player paard is

As a Halifax player I wil say it makes me excited for the kings I just tell in love with the team now but I can say you guys fairy tail is going to end soon enough it's not a a children book so yeah I wil see you guys in the playoffs and to the captain I can only say I'm going to destroy the hole team with Halifax this is going to be a good rivalry for me and that makes me stronger and stronger

There is allways something in Vancouver the pizza incident and now the snakes Vancouver is the Florida of Canada dont proof me wrong I hope the players are okay love that it is like a news paper that is the feeling how I read that media spot When you say I would not say I'm afraid of snakes but I don't like them that made me laugh like thinking of a naked man seeing a black snake aahhhh omg love to see That in a movie I love that you say like it's a other team you going to play against that is like real competition I can't wait that Im maxed moving out of the vhlm to play in the vhle and make and try to make it in he vhl and play against or with you

What is going on with Halifax the players really don't know how to play hockey they got a good goalie in the nets and thag doesn't even work what is up That is all what the players heard in the news of vhl tonight and it made the players sad even the coach got some sadness around him the players came even in the press and talked with the reporters Mr Paard your one of the best LW in the league and now your seen as one of the worst how do you feel for losing 3 times in a row. I can say I hate it but it's hockey you lose some and you win some Mr paard how is the training with the team The training is hard and we train harder now because of the bad lose Bedirhan Paard left the press in a silent and Paard left the room with one mind in his goal turning the team around Paard whent to a plays with the taxi and that place was a outside skate place we're people can ice skate just in the open Paard drop me here off Taxi driver okay and one thing do your best that is all what a 21st need to do Paard was stunt because he thought the fans were mad but he gave the man 100 Canadian dollars and left to the skate arena Paard put his gear on and dus his own training he was speed skating he was doing Puck shots he was backwards skating all the self training you can imagine Some teens saw him and said can I play to Paard no problem with me And they were playing hockey 3 v 3 and it was 1 goalie 1 D man and 1 O man The teens were good they even could play in the vhlm but not so good for a pro in the vhlm so Bedirhan shots and scores if they try to score he just trys to help the D man because his D skills need to be upgraded and he need to be strong the game he played was fun who has 10 goals and it is 9-9 a hard game to play they don't know what to do because it's going to be hard as ever to win and paard dus a spin move and he is doing some handeling skills and he shoots and it's a goal it's 10-9 the people came to the park and ask paard to sign there jerseys and everything it was a crazy night out but a happy one he never could get a better night's than this Paard left and whent home sleeping in his bed when he woku up to meet the team in the locker room and he ask the coach if they just could play against each other some hockey and the coach agreed and they played happily it was a fun game for the hole team they finally loved the game again Heff a nice day everyone

I love your podcast man like dam I did not know that a vhlm gm job is hard like these guys need more credits

What a awesome report you did a good job your the best hype of this team it's from your team mate paard let's go Elisa

I'm with the owner of the franchise that I play with go 21st

Look as a player of the Vhlm organization it's nothing wrong with your media spot that you made but I wanna skate on the ice I really don't care about the salary it is all for fun it is like this if you wanna be a vhlm gm than you can write a application and if you don't want het than don't so why you wanna make a lockout or something it is there choice you left because it's your choice

I just love the womp story's and one thing as a Halifax player I wil destroy your team Bedirhan Paard does not accept someone to talk bad against Halifax

Every body in dis leugue do you know paard o yes I know him he is the famous guy that Got banned in the jst tournament. I only see this if people write about me why talking about such of crab like it's not surprising I'm just a good player Im one of the best LW in the vhlm and I'm picked 30 overall in the draft nobody wanted really me because of my ego and free minded thoughts and I proof my self to be the best steal I love your media spot artical you do a great job

How you talk about the leugue for the marlins is just fabulous and I love it I can allso say like you got a pretty hard conference to play against and like you talk allso how you talk that you win some and you lose some and than you tell like the bots are going to play less and the humans play more and like how you talk about the strategy is allso good like I good way to say I'm mad ad lossing I wanna see a W so far great writing

What I can say I love how you write about the game like it gives me the feeling to read more and more and how you describe the plays and the best part is the beginning like how the player was aggressive or that part were you said the goalies performan admirably and how you tell like why there playing good this game it just a fantastic story and your personal prediction you don't spoil your prediction like you said like I know it and I'm not telling you because you Wil see that is what you wrote that is how i see it and I love it heff a nice day

Typs of people in a vhlm Locker room The guy that trys to be a captain This guy thinks he is the captain but in no time a other guy gets the captain position in the team The guy that is not active aka welfare guy This guy is like a guy with a life or he doesn't care The busy guy This guy is more of a guy that writes one media spot and wait for a other week to start The hype guy This guy just hype everyone up he is more of a bouncey ball but fun to talk to The sim highlights giver He just send foto's of the games stars and stats and other things The grinder and active dude This man just grind so much and he just isn't burnt out like omg he is like crazy Finally the emotional guy If your team wins he is celebrating like he won the Stanley no matter what happens like he would probably call his mom like I won the Sim mom Part 2 is going to happen

Halifax is feeling alive as ever Halifax wins so much games right like from a 5 lossing streak was the it really sad point in everyones career but we just came alive again to 3rd place form a couple days it is just amazing no matter what you see like I just wanna say as a member of the team we are just a good team we got amazing people and amazing players on the team and we just going to so that we are the best black horses in leugue history we got good lows and highs Highs Offensive we got a good offensively attack we score with less shots and that shows we don't need to try to score we just do it Playmaking we are such good in it because we got so many players that can do it like we 2 good wingers that are just playmakers and if they are on the field one of those 2 are atleast a star in one game and with the Playmaking ability than the center can score more and more Team work we get along so well and that makes us so good on the ice and we just skate telepathically like we know where to skate we know we're to pass we just know and that makes us a stand out franchise The training it's just like this what I wanna say it's hard we just go hop on a sailor's boat and just catch fish and more fish and we need to do lot of work like the gm is the big leader with the agm and we just get ordered in which task we do and that is all after we catch fish we give it free out to the poor people Lows Defense we just got one goalie and like me as a LW I'm trying to upgrade my defense to help some what and it works a lil pit I'm right in the moment of writing with 10 place for top hits so I'm atleast allso some help TPE earnings like most non active people in the team likes to claim welfare I get your busy and I don't mind but we got three defenseman so three goons and one claims more but stil but I don't care so move on This is all the problems and I can say it's nothing wrong really because like we are rolling and just moving forward in a quicker pace than ever its no wonder it's more of hard work and good leadership and that is all the hole team wants to win the founders cub probably every team and in Halifax we got more motivation and if your in the lockeroom that is all what we talk like everyone wants it and wanna try to win it and I love it like we're chasing a dream a goal and that is all what want we just wanna be vhlm kings do you know why a lion is a king its not what you think of like power and strength and other bullshit its the mentality of the king and that is what we got Heff a nice day

As a Halifax player I'm mad ad the spot 9 I can say that the team is starting slow you guys run but we walk til you are out of stamina than we sprint faster up the ranks so to every team that sees it be prepared

I love the topics that you writing I love that you talk deeply about players pay and I just see like you talking about that some players in the vhl get payed less than vhlm players and that is un fair Like if i think about the vhl paid I think of 4 million or high as 6 million but that low for a free agent that is like dirt money for that level of a player You did a good job