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Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference S95 August 11th: 1. How does it feel to return to or be drafted by the Reapers for this upcoming S95? 2. Which player drafted has the best chance of being the team's MVP? 3. What's the biggest hole GM Iceman needs to address for this team to find success? 4. What stat line would you feel means your player had a good season? 5. If Philly could acquire any current FA or player from another team, who would be your top pick for the Front Office to invest in adding? 6. Is a crepe just a glorified pancake, and why do we need fancier pancakes when the OG is so good on it own?

Lol I've been waiting for it myself. Was gonna send the gif when I gave you the awards list

@LucyXpherexcellent work, thank you for doing a wonderful job and making everything so nice looking.

@Alexdoes this mean I'm playing every game to keep you at 0 pre VHL games lol. Gotta make it so I cant get pulled in the lines hahaha

1. JORGEN goes to Bali or some shit... He likes the warm weather after many Greenland winters. 2. Doesn't matter if Jørgen ain't there. Cologne since they beat the Jorg. 3. Pure God given skill and talent 4. Lobster.... It's gross peasant food that inland people decided was fancy. 5. 21 Savage... Oh wait... 6. No, no chip, no happy.

Not me only reading that no first name has been selected and I want Kung Fu Panda now!!!

You are all my favorite children lol

Also RIP with that last mention at the bottom man

This man is really earning that 2 weeks of job pay... Hell ye

Cool go go gadget job pay!

I'll show him, it's fire though

As always if Philly does in fact open up I'm down to clown. That's my squad forever and always

It's bc I have been recording from my car and my phone gets too hot, this time I didn't have errands at the same time was was in the abode

Thank you to @animal74 and @DarkSpyrofor joining me on this. Not gonna do timestamps like I did last time in the interest of getting this one up a night earlier. There is a little space in the middle where my wifi turned off for some reason but came back immediately so might get some weirdness there but otherwise I'd chalk this one up as a success.

Today uploading it now!

Better listen to next pod

This is pre legal battle where Randy won the case in court against the league to allow him to unleash his true power and play shirtless.

Slick!

1. Well I'm going to interpret this question as what our chances to win the cup are now and I say we got a good shot. Just need to stay tough in net and the skaters can get this done. 2. Sadly I don't think either did but I believe next year both will be strong candidates to do it. Going way above point per game is mad impressive though. 3. Tsezar for sure. Dude get hella points but also is a defensive beast that throws that body around big time. 4. Hell no, ghosts aren't real unless I stand to gain from them existing. 5. Well I now know it's zero but I think Randy and Viktor both do it in S95 with Tsezar just under that mark. 6. Florida>Canada in terms of hockey area now.. 5 finals in 5 years for Florida's two teams.

1. No victory cup please, it's cursed. 2. Randy Bobandy just won his court case with the VHL to not wear a jersey so he is bound to put up 5 goals per game down the stretch here 3. Me, I bring vibes and I've never lost a game yet. Given up zero goals so far for Malmo. Legendary. 4. Hell no, get that goofy ish outta here. 5. Me trying to reach the word limit on a highschool essay .exe. we just repeating questions now huh? Objection! Asked and answered sir! 6. 5 straight Finals.... Hockey is Florida now... On god.

Sir, I'll have you know im certifiably 6 feet tall so I've never fallen short in MY LIFE! *Looks at government issued ID that says 5'06" and tears up*

Can't wait to meet again, Woody is ready to coach up the next prodigy of the Queef School of Hockey!

Dawg the first 2 seconds got me looked at at work haha. Just a whole man whispering deep in my ears

Yeah, I think that's the main discussion internally is like, it's easy to give the award to a team that makes 4 big time trades in the offseason to have a cannonball splash of a season, meanwhile a GM like Kaleeb is over on the other of the pool with quiet and calculated 10 out of 10 dives from the high boards. No big splash, so not the same attention. And then the another issue (in particular in the VHLM this is more so a problem) of sometimes people taking into account playoff success and others only taking into account the regular season. Like to me, GMOTY is more of a regular season trophy, if there's a tie in my mind then you tie break with playoffs, that's how I voted when I was an M GM but obviously Idk exactly the criteria anyone in the BOG uses.