Pifferfish

I did it! This is actually a very fun thing. I like this content, more of this pls

I like the name a lot. It's like naming a team the Murder but having the branding be centered on crows... Cool idea and that in of itself would be awesome.

This is one of my more brutal graphics that I've kept locked up in my Google Drive (for good reason) for the past year and a half.
Now your eyes get to witness its glory. Enjoy.
 

1. As a new player to the team, I hope I can support my new teammates. We've got a great core, we just haven't hit our stride yet.
 
2. Team building is just as important as training. If we can build on our chemistry off the ice, it will show on the ice.
 
3. I would say 7 wins is a good start. If we can hit that goal we can build on the momentum the following week.
 
4. The best baked good would have to be warm apple strudel, right out of the oven.
 
5. I'm always in the mood for a laugh. Life in Pieces is quirky and light-hearted.
 
6. I hope we don't run into this situation. Piffer's been an amazing help to me as I've gotten started and I'm not sure what I would do without them.

The Mississauga Hounds added 2 more losses to their season on Thursday against Philadelphia (3-2) and Ottawa (1-0).
“It’s been tough stretch," says GM @Nathan_8, "but we just have to keep our heads down and keep on working hard at our skills so we can start getting these Ws”
 
These losses mark the Hounds 11th and 12th 1-goal losses this season. This comes a day after the Hounds signed RW Matteo Stefano, in an attempt to build on what they feel is a solid core group.
 
In an interview after the shutout loss to Ottawa, Stefano said, "I have no doubt that things are going to change in the win column. I don't think it is my presence that will be the difference maker, though. These guys know what they want and are hungry for wins. When we string together a few, we are going to ride that momentum."
 
AGM Piffer @Pifferfish is hoping for some more rapid change. "If we lose by 1 12 more times in the second half, I'm quitting the VHL!" He says (hopefully jokingly).
 
In the end, the Hounds currently sit in the final playoff spot, 9 points ahead of the Miami Marauders. If they do tighten up those close games, they should pad that lead and potentially gain some ground in the standings.

World Juniors Review!!!! Hell yeah!
 

My first graphic back from break. Be gentle.

@Tetricide dont worry, sig will come aswell

World Juniors Review!!!! Hell yeah!
 

Wait this just gave me an incredible idea!!!

World Juniors Review!!!! Hell yeah!
 

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference:
 
1. better stat focus (specifically for me)
 
2. drinking several litres of eggnog (may or may not be expired)
 
3. 8
 
4. quaso
 
5. watching bo burnhams inside on repeat please help
 
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VSN Presents: S93 Weekly Predictions
 
After what seems like an extremely long off season; but one must not forget the importance of the off season as the general managers work to improve the teams or shape the future for the teams moving forward; either through Free agency, draft or trade. The biggest question on the minds of most will be “has our team improved enough to be contenders for the Continental cup at the end of the season. Well, I am not here for that I am here to try to predict the weekly standing and if your team is going to make big early season push or flop out of the gate like a dead fish looking for water. Either way let get into this week’s Predictions:
 
 
 

 
 
 
1.    
As one of the stronger teams in the conference after a solid off season Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish @hylands via a trade with Malmo Nighthawks only strengthening the chances of taking the top spot in the North American conference this season. New York starts the season as the strong team in the conference with challenges coming from Toronto Legion and defending champions D.C. Dragons. New York plays both those teams twice this week but I feel at this time New York is slightly ahead of D.C. Dragons and I have them actually finish equal with Toronto by the end of the week but gave them the tie break via overall TPE strength.
 
 
2.    
Similar to New York, Toronto Legion will make up what I think should be a two-way race for the top of the conference but it didn`t look that way at points in the off-season until Toronto secured their defensive core by trading for Mason Rice @Sawyer13 from HC Davos Dynamo. While Toronto are one of the best two teams in the conference to start the season, it is unlikely to remain that way as I think other teams are bound to catch them as the season progresses. Add in being right against the salary cap and concerns around the defensive core. Similar schedule as New York means a similar result but the games between Toronto and D.C. will be interesting as I think they could be closer than I am current predicting.
 
 
3.    
Next, we have a group of these teams Calgary Wranglers, D.C. Dragons and the Vancouver Wolves that really should battle most of the season over third place and the wildcard placements. Vancouver lands here at third thanks in part to an busy off-season that sees Vancouver add veteran players Left Alone @okochastar, Sunglasses Joyo @JetsGoalie101, Larry Abass Jr @RileyL and Jens Lekman @Bobcat from Moscow and Los Angeles. Add in the addition of six rookies and Vancouver might really grow up this list this season. Easy start to the season should see Vancouver the top of these three teams at the end of the week and might be closer to Toronto depending on how the two game series between Toronto and D.C. goes.
 
 
4.    
Again, since it is early days, I have the next two teams tied in my predictions so I am giving the tie breaker of defending Champions to the Dragons this week. It would seem on paper a quiet off season but D.C Dragons made a controversial move just before the trade deadline when they flipped a S94 DCD 1st to Moscow for S93 VAN 2nd; having most question the trade. In the end it was a calculated risk reaching into the draft to grab goaltender Herald Benson @Benson and should secure the teams future in net; so doesn`t look as bad as when the trade was first made. D.C while the defending champions have question about the defensive side of the team with an below league average defense and middle of the pack goaltender. The Dragons are still a very good team and should at least stay in playoff conversation. This week the Dragons fall victim of the top two teams with a two game set against Toronto and New York; while I have them also in tough against Vancouver, Calgary and Warsaw.
 
 
5.    
Calgary Wranglers had one of the most interesting and likely stressful off seasons. Calgary started the off season needing to clear salary cap to sign star goaltender Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123to a new contract. Calgary managed to clear the space when they shipped Sadie St-Louis @sadie to Seattle Bears for a few picks but than shocked many by completing other trades shipping out Oreo McFleury @JB123, Skor McFleury @Alex and Rip Wheeler @ScottyP while bring back Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone and Kyle Toms @Ktoms22 making the team slightly younger but also left the team scrambling to find replacement forwards trading for Adam Rage @MrMom & Thor Odinson @GoalPlays. Without these moves Calgary might have struggled this season but fifth is the best that the Wranglers can salvage this week due to a fairly tough schedule; which should determine the pecking order in the North American Conference play six of the seven team in the conference, add in Moscow and I have them with a rather split record around five hundred.
 
 
6.    
What to say about the Bears? Made moves to improve their roster with additions of Henry Eagles @Greg_Di and Tullemore Dew @Spade18 via free agency and brought in depth scoring option via trade with Calgary in Oreo McFleury @JB123 and Sadie St-Louis @sadie. While I don`t have Seattle as playoff team come season end, I have them like a lurking animal at the edge of the camp fire ready to maul you should you make a mistake as the Bears are close enough to the three teams ahead to be a rather pain in the arse and could just sneak into a wildcard spot. Most likely team that Seattle will be mauling or at least harassing this season will be their pacific coast rivals Vancouver Wolves. The Bears should be just below five hundred this week but that could swing in their favor should the up-end any of the three teams above them in Calgary, Vancouver or D.C. Seattle will also have a good understanding where they stand in the North American conference as they play all team in the conference in the first week.
 
 
7.    
Chicago is a sort of weird team where they are not good enough to really contend for a play-off spot but not really bad enough to be fighting for a top pick either. Rather Chicago feels stuck but have improved by adding Babay Shrimp @Blazzer via UFA and Karol Lamb @dlamb joins the roster for their rookie season. Minor trade seeing Chicago ship out Michael Shotter @TacocaT9 to Helsinki. Chicago gets a bit of break this week as Los Angeles, HC Davos and a huge game against Seattle should seem them maybe climb higher than I am currently projecting them.
 
 
8.    
How the night sky must be a lite with beautiful shooting stars this season as the Stars have fallen!! If I am correct after the first week of last season the Stars hadn`t lost a game but I am predicting a much uglier fate for the team this season as I have them really going winless to start the first ten games of the season but it not about wins this season is it? Made moves in the off season to collect prospect and picks while selling off remaining assets as Eric Queefson @twists, Sunglasses Joyo @JetsGoalie101, Larry Abass Jr @RileyL and Jens Lekman @Bobcat. First season of rebuild always looks worse than it really is.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
1.    
Moscow might not be the best team in the European conference but they should lead the conference after the first week due to a fairly easy schedule with the toughest game coming from London United, which could really go either way. Big series that could put Prague Phantom behind the Eight-ball early in the season with a three-game set and another two against Riga Reign are the most notable games of the week. Moscow surprised a lot of the league completing a trade to bring in last season ROY Grimgor Ironhide @FrostBeard from Helsinki Titans for ROY prospect Adi Dassler @BOOM; which should replace Dog Woodmaple @dogwoodmaple nicely as the forward retired at the end of last season. Moscow also moved on from aging forward Left Alone @okochastarto make room for Grimgor Ironhide @FrostBeard and Rookie George Richmond @badcolethetitan. This team should continue to improve quickly with a young developing roster.
 
 
2.    
London United have a much more difficult schedule with four swing games two against Malmo Nighthawks, a game each against Moscow Menace and Helsinki Titans. Which can either have them placing as high as second at the end of the first week or as low as fourth or fifth. It will be interesting to see how the United handle the early season challenge without Molly the Cat @JCarson; who retired at the end of last season and will look to Sjin @Sjin to try to provide much needed secondary scoring vacated by the Cat. Dustin Funk winning Nick Sansoe @Tipskid97 returned to London via free agency after a return to the VHLE Rome and a season with the Vancouver Wolves but made the interesting choice to move to defense this season. Question surrounding London once again being around the defensive core and if it can hold together like last season. Again London will rely heavily on Jesse Teno @aimkin as they did last season making the Continental Cup finals.
 
 
3.    
While my college has Helsinki Titans as the top team in Europe this season, I don`t share the same view as the loss of Pierre Emile Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito and mentioned trade of Grimgor Ironhide @FrostBeard have clearly set the team back slightly. While Kronchy Kardashian @Garsh and YaBoi Oven @Doomsday should be able to fill the void of Bouchard. I am less confident that Helsinki found the correct answer; if any at forward for replacing Grimgor Ironhide @FrostBeard; Owen Lazaro @traphag will be tasked with this role in supporting Daryl Dixon @Ricer13 but it is a rather large drop off in the depth charts after that; which might leave Helsinki looking for secondary scoring sooner than later. Helsinki will be tested in the first week with a three game set against Malmo Nighthawks and other notable game being against London; otherwise a fairly early schedule that should see them in third by the end of the week or as low as fifth if Helsinki struggles out of the gate.
 
 
4.    
Can you have a statement week in the first week of the season? Well, this is how I see Malmo Nighthawks opening week. Malmo will face Helsinki Titans in a three-game series, London United in two game set and Moscow in a single game that see them play every team in the European conference except Riga Reign. Malmo can very much set the tone of the conference this week if they end up higher in the standing than predicted as I feel that I am doing them injustice by placing them this low as Malmo could easily finish second this week in a tight European Conference but just too many swing games has them placed lower in the standings. Malmo Nighthawks off season included trading away Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish @hylands  to New York Americans in a trade that seen them aquire Jorgen Lovstrom @Pifferfish, who Malmo hopes is their goalie of the future. While also losing Henry Eagles @Greg_Di to the Seattle Bears via free agency. Malmo Nighthawks are a very good team but seem to lack any true star power outside Jacob Stone @scoop, the Jake Wylde co-winner. It will be interesting to see if a team can win a Championship without individual star power.
 
 
5.    
Warsaw Predators are in a group of two that should fight for Wildcard spot this season with Prague Phantoms and like the Seattle Bears; I see Warsaw playing the spoiler role. Key addition in Lachlan Summers @kirbithan from HC Davos Dynamo should keep the Predators hunting rather than being the prey most nights. Tough week to start the season but if Warsaw can upset Helsinki, Malmo or Moscow; if not all three than I can see them as high as second by the end of the week and putting the conference that they won`t roll over. Add in a huge two game series against Prague; which will establish how the season for Warsaw might just play out.
 
 
6.    
Similar to Malmo Nighthawks; Prague will face a statement week in the very first week facing every team in the European Conference and a huge three game series against Moscow Menace; not to mention the two game set against Warsaw Predators mentioned above. Prague, I have trying to hang on this week and not falling to far behind the other six teams above them so early into the season. If they fail to keep the standing close I feel that they could be on the outside looking in at the end of the season. A ton of change during the off season see new Manager in @Tetricide take control of the team and he completed a few huge deals bring in Skor McFleury @Alex and Rip Wheeler @ScottyP from Calgary Wranglers while shipping Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone and Kyle Toms @Ktoms22 the other way. The hope I am assuming is that Skor McFleury @Alex can rediscover his scoring touch from his HC Davos and Malmo days providing a much need set-up man for Nikolas Kauppi @Tetricide and John Jameson @Frank; both set to retire at the end of the season. While Rip Wheeler @ScottyP will try to add secondary depth scoring. Other minor trade sees Pope Francis @nurx arrive from HC Davos.
 
 
7.    
Riga Reign are still a very much young and developing team that needs; maybe, to become more aggressive in rebuilding their team as Riga just seems stuck always waiting for players to develop and has the team stuck at the bottom of the conference. While I don`t have Riga going winless in the first week playing the second worse team in the league, HC Davos Dynamo. To win more than a single game this week Riga will need to play spoiler against Vancouver, Warsaw and Prague but I still have them a clear lock for seventh this week and in the season standings. Only single move of note from Riga trading Gregger McKeggegger @TheNeonShaman for prospect Stefan Nikolaev @Is_thatok and S95 MAL 1st in a move that made a ton of sense for both the player and the team.
 
 
8.    
Another difficult season in Davos as the Dynamo currently waits for prospect to develop as HC Davos selected eleven players this past draft with Antonia Bucatini @CowboyinAmerica, opting to play a full season in the VHLE rather than joining the VHLE equivalent Dyanmo in the VHL. Biggest off season move came when Davos traded Lachlan Summers @kirbithan, while he still held value to Warsaw Predators for S95 WAR 1st and Prospects with Sunset Moth @McWolf being the most notable. Most other deals being what I consider minor deals even though Davos manager @Alex remain busy completing eight other trades on top of the Summers deal.
 
 
 
 
Final Thoughts:
Should be a very difficult season to predict as we have six teams in each conference that should be fighting for the playoff this season and while we have a few different groups within each conference every given night most of these teams can beat each other. Great for the league but mendosai for this writer as I try to predict what might happen every week so as always tell me how wrong I am in the comments below; as I am 100% sure you will be right at least this season!!  
 
 

Haha, you made great picks. 2 waivers to fill out the forwards and 1 defender and you'll be off and running no doubt.

How I came from Europe to the US and back to Europe
 
While sitting in a police cell, awaiting some sort of resolution in the case of helping a wanted felon and illegal candy possession, I though I could finally sit down and say warmly: “Hello, Europe!”
 
As you might know, I come from the Czech Republic, which has a fair share of hockey history. You know.. For us, Nagano still feels like yesterday. But other than that, our hockey culture is still thriving! And for me, it is a great pleasure to be a part of this development. And even more so now, when me and some of my colleagues made a jump from VHLM to VHLE. European league can build up many expectations. So, what is it that I expect from this experience?
 
Firstly, I am so pumped up about the team itself. I was drafted by Västerås Iron Eagles alongside with legends like Lucy Leitner or Jorgen Løvstrøm, just to name a few. Needless to say, I am so glad to be a part of this team. From my homeland, to the US and now Sweden? That’s a resumé one could envy! And, given the team I have around me, I am sure this will motivate me to bring some solid results to the table. That is, if I find some time to actually practise.
 
Second thing that I already experienced a bit is going out to town. Sweden and especially Västerås has this cozy atmosphere, even though the climate here is still chilly most of the time. But that is nothing I couldn’t handle. I am used to harsh winters from my hometown. Plus, when you know where to go and especially what to drink, no temperature below zero can harm you. We already planned out some ‘warming sessions’ with my colleague in net, Jorgen. And Lucy will surely join us as well. I am sure we’ll make some rumble. Both on and off the ice. I got to take them on a trip to Prague, or somewhere else in Czechia. But we probably won’t be able to leave this town. It feels so nice and the drinks are so good.

 
Overall, I am so glad to be back on a more familiar continent. I can visit my family much more often and in return, they can go to some of my games as well. This team is stacked with talent and with amazing people. Right when I first stepped off the bus in Västerås, I knew that this season is going to be special, full of wonderful experiences. My expectations are at an all-time high, especially concerning my goaltending abilities. I am sure we’ll make an impact! That is.. If they release me.
 
Fly, Eagles!
 
-        Ondra
 
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1.  I think Taylor swift has the best chance in my opinion 
 
2. Honestly I was impressed with what the Wild did in the draft
 
3. Miami or Ottawa by far 
 
4. I’d love to wear #19
 
5. Nothing wrong with trying to build a contender
 
6. 0.953

Si.. gotta get better skaters but Benson should steal you games consistently.

Thank you very much. Glad you liked it.

Welcome to the PRESEASON edition of weekly updated power rankings where I spend the first 50 words explaining how this works for a bit. Firstly, projected rankings are based on rosters as of March 17th. Some players may have been signed, released, or traded since that point in time and those were not considered in the new ranks or scores. Also, my projected lines that I use to find the scores assumes a maximum of two appearances per player. Draft Grades mainly consider how well the draft set the team up for success this season. Future value is considered partially but not heavily. Enjoy the rankings!!! 
 


Overall Rank: 10th
Overall Score: 8.53
Forwards Rank: 10th
Forwards Score: -13.60
Defensemen Rank: 4th
Defensemen Score: 46.00
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 0.00
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: San Diego is in a clear rebuild for S93. The team's draft was mostly focused on using a limited pool of picks to find developmental projects. It may take until season 94 but some of those picks could be future stars. I'd predict Stanton @horoscope is once again going to be on the move at the TDL with the goal of San Diego recuperating after being fleeced in the Gretzky trade. They are also the only team in the M without a goalie after trading Wazinski @samthemancub. A few are available in open Free Agency but it appears their agents are fiercely negotiating and leaving the Marlins in a tough spot. To spotlight a positive, the most glaring hole for SDM is the forwards which are the most common spot for first gens to settle in so maybe some waivers save the day. 
 


Overall Rank: 9th
Overall Score: 28.22
Forwards Rank: 7th
Forwards Score: 34.53
Defensemen Rank: 10th
Defensemen Score: 3.55
Goalies Rank: 6th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The Marauders are the polar opposites of the San Diego. They do have the advantage of a deep center core which leaves some flexibility for trades with a team like Las Vegas who has... calculating... zero Cs. They also do have a backup goalie so maybe the potential for a trade with San Diego for one of those Defensemen they have. Moves will need to be made and @Ricer13 showed his willingness to make trade at the deadline of S92 during his stint as Saskatoon's interim GM. 



Overall Rank: 8th
Overall Score: 29.62
Forwards Rank: 9th
Forwards Score: 6.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 45.20
Goalies Rank: 4th
Goalies Score: 68.60
Draft Grade: D
Notes: The reigning champs once again find themselves low on my rankings and maybe they'll shock me again. This team has good depth on defense but none of those players are coming out the gate as stars. They also boast the second roster so far with less forwards than defenders. One of the key factors in this low score admittedly is Krupis's @hedgehog337 0 applied TPE but they need depth badly. Unlike San Diego this team has a goalie and a damn solid one at that. With the right waiver additions and MUCH MORE EARNING from the Jinns, I expect a similar rise as I predicted for Houston last season. 



Overall Rank: 7th
Overall Score: 38.68
Forwards Rank: 4th
Forwards Score: 43.67
Defensemen Rank: 9th
Defensemen Score: 21.75
Goalies Rank: 7th
Goalies Score: 57.60
Draft Grade: B-
Notes: This is the first team that has a great foundation in my opinion to grow a lot. They are going to rely on some waivers and their goalie is in my estimation a weakness, but I like the base. Strong vets on the D-core that will likely be capped by season's end. Two star forwards that could put up numbers like Ivanov and Shotzky last season. In fact, according to my metrics the Hounds have the 1st and 4th best forwards in the VHLM to start the season. Once again, they need some work but the foundation will be enough to keep them hovering .500 until they get some support. 



Overall Rank: 6th
Overall Score: 38.85
Forwards Rank: 5th
Forwards Score: 43.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 30.85
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 41.70
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: This may sound odd based on their ranking, but last year's title favorites are in a rebuild. The primary reason for their appearance in this position is they have depth. Eight wingers grace their roster with, as stated earlier, no centers. Options exist in the free agent market but a trade between Miami and Las Vegas feels natural. Ricer and @McLovin did manage a trade last season that saw Annie Oaks move. Goaltending is a weakness currently but maybe McLovin's guidance can get Cavill @Firekiss back on track in their development.

 

Overall Rank: 5th
Overall Score: 39.07
Forwards Rank: 6th
Forwards Score: 40.87
Defensemen Rank: 1st
Defensemen Score: 55.90
Goalies Rank: 8th
Goalies Score: 55.20
Draft Grade: B
Notes: The rookie GM made some solid moves on draft night and made the Piffcast Pick of the Draft, brought to you by Gatorade, with their selection of Anthony Simmons II @Starchychaff at 28th overall. Great locker room presence and a solid build to boot. This team much like last season is built on its defense, but with a potential downgrade in net. Hellebuyck @HockeyFan4Life could develop into the top tier but this season has ton of talent in net and it just feels like he is just a step behind. With a few waiver additions to the forward core, Mexico could be a contender soon.



Overall Rank: 4th
Overall Score: 40.47
Forwards Rank: 8th
Forwards Score: 31.23
Defensemen Rank: 8th
Defensemen Score: 25.60
Goalies Rank: 1st
Goalies Score: 97.90
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The draft wasn't that great due to last year's deadline moves from @AJW. There is hope in the form of a returning player. This team is eerily similar to the Reapers of last season. They have pretty rough skaters. The forwards are weak but numerous, the defense has stars but no depth. Goaltending could save this team and carry them. We will see if the meta of the VHLM teams becomes "have a great goalie or bust" if they win it all.



Overall Rank: 3rd
Overall Score: 43.78
Forwards Rank: 3rd
Forwards Score: 43.90
Defensemen Rank: 6th
Defensemen Score: 36.20
Goalies Rank: 5th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: A-
Notes: New GM @LucyXpher really showed poise in this draft and I liked the picks. Simard in the 5th was a candidate for pick of the draft. Overall the class followed the foundation that Mississauga was going for but with more selections to have depth. Lucy took some "projects" but overall I see the vision of rebuilding the 21st locker room as a priority over competition. Still a great roster was built. I think if Dylan decides to actually use some TPE then Halifax will be a total threat!



Overall Rank: 2nd
Overall Score: 53.70
Forwards Rank: 2nd
Forwards Score: 45.33
Defensemen Rank: 2nd
Defensemen Score: 53.90
Goalies Rank: 2nd
Goalies Score: 78.40
Draft Grade: A
Notes: Jack of all trades, master of none, but still better than one. This team is not the best at anything but they are great up and down the lineup. They have star power and depth everywhere. Most importantly, they have a star goalie! Something this franchise has desperately been lacking for a long long time was addressed with a trade to the Las Vegas Aces. This is a roster that will change very little from now until the end but will be solid that whole time. I see them cruising to a top finish in the east while other teams find their footing. A lot of pressure will fall on Jillian Woods @jacobcarson877 as they are the top defenseman in the league which means expectations.



Overall Rank: 1st
Overall Score: 58.22
Forwards Rank: 1st
Forwards Score: 56.77
Defensemen Rank: 3rd
Defensemen Score: 53.10
Goalies Rank: 3rd
Goalies Score: 72.80
Draft Grade: A+
Notes: The new GM did great but I think we have to give a specific shoutout to Ricer for this draft after last season's deadline that saw the Wild perfectly set up for a good class in S93 while still making the playoffs. This team boasts a most impressive top end in Oliver Loo @Misty and the returning Leo Neelson III @silentnyrf31 while the defense also looks poised to shock us with draftees like Lazlo Holmes @Gustav  and Carson Tripp @Cartripp14. Also what a nice move in getting Da TypThond @Erik with the last pick. If it wasn't for reports from my sources that he is a non factor in the locker room, this would have been my pick of the draft.


Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful S93!

Welcome to the PRESEASON edition of weekly updated power rankings where I spend the first 50 words explaining how this works for a bit. Firstly, projected rankings are based on rosters as of March 17th. Some players may have been signed, released, or traded since that point in time and those were not considered in the new ranks or scores. Also, my projected lines that I use to find the scores assumes a maximum of two appearances per player. Draft Grades mainly consider how well the draft set the team up for success this season. Future value is considered partially but not heavily. Enjoy the rankings!!! 
 


Overall Rank: 10th
Overall Score: 8.53
Forwards Rank: 10th
Forwards Score: -13.60
Defensemen Rank: 4th
Defensemen Score: 46.00
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 0.00
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: San Diego is in a clear rebuild for S93. The team's draft was mostly focused on using a limited pool of picks to find developmental projects. It may take until season 94 but some of those picks could be future stars. I'd predict Stanton @horoscope is once again going to be on the move at the TDL with the goal of San Diego recuperating after being fleeced in the Gretzky trade. They are also the only team in the M without a goalie after trading Wazinski @samthemancub. A few are available in open Free Agency but it appears their agents are fiercely negotiating and leaving the Marlins in a tough spot. To spotlight a positive, the most glaring hole for SDM is the forwards which are the most common spot for first gens to settle in so maybe some waivers save the day. 
 


Overall Rank: 9th
Overall Score: 28.22
Forwards Rank: 7th
Forwards Score: 34.53
Defensemen Rank: 10th
Defensemen Score: 3.55
Goalies Rank: 6th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The Marauders are the polar opposites of the San Diego. They do have the advantage of a deep center core which leaves some flexibility for trades with a team like Las Vegas who has... calculating... zero Cs. They also do have a backup goalie so maybe the potential for a trade with San Diego for one of those Defensemen they have. Moves will need to be made and @Ricer13 showed his willingness to make trade at the deadline of S92 during his stint as Saskatoon's interim GM. 



Overall Rank: 8th
Overall Score: 29.62
Forwards Rank: 9th
Forwards Score: 6.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 45.20
Goalies Rank: 4th
Goalies Score: 68.60
Draft Grade: D
Notes: The reigning champs once again find themselves low on my rankings and maybe they'll shock me again. This team has good depth on defense but none of those players are coming out the gate as stars. They also boast the second roster so far with less forwards than defenders. One of the key factors in this low score admittedly is Krupis's @hedgehog337 0 applied TPE but they need depth badly. Unlike San Diego this team has a goalie and a damn solid one at that. With the right waiver additions and MUCH MORE EARNING from the Jinns, I expect a similar rise as I predicted for Houston last season. 



Overall Rank: 7th
Overall Score: 38.68
Forwards Rank: 4th
Forwards Score: 43.67
Defensemen Rank: 9th
Defensemen Score: 21.75
Goalies Rank: 7th
Goalies Score: 57.60
Draft Grade: B-
Notes: This is the first team that has a great foundation in my opinion to grow a lot. They are going to rely on some waivers and their goalie is in my estimation a weakness, but I like the base. Strong vets on the D-core that will likely be capped by season's end. Two star forwards that could put up numbers like Ivanov and Shotzky last season. In fact, according to my metrics the Hounds have the 1st and 4th best forwards in the VHLM to start the season. Once again, they need some work but the foundation will be enough to keep them hovering .500 until they get some support. 



Overall Rank: 6th
Overall Score: 38.85
Forwards Rank: 5th
Forwards Score: 43.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 30.85
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 41.70
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: This may sound odd based on their ranking, but last year's title favorites are in a rebuild. The primary reason for their appearance in this position is they have depth. Eight wingers grace their roster with, as stated earlier, no centers. Options exist in the free agent market but a trade between Miami and Las Vegas feels natural. Ricer and @McLovin did manage a trade last season that saw Annie Oaks move. Goaltending is a weakness currently but maybe McLovin's guidance can get Cavill @Firekiss back on track in their development.

 

Overall Rank: 5th
Overall Score: 39.07
Forwards Rank: 6th
Forwards Score: 40.87
Defensemen Rank: 1st
Defensemen Score: 55.90
Goalies Rank: 8th
Goalies Score: 55.20
Draft Grade: B
Notes: The rookie GM made some solid moves on draft night and made the Piffcast Pick of the Draft, brought to you by Gatorade, with their selection of Anthony Simmons II @Starchychaff at 28th overall. Great locker room presence and a solid build to boot. This team much like last season is built on its defense, but with a potential downgrade in net. Hellebuyck @HockeyFan4Life could develop into the top tier but this season has ton of talent in net and it just feels like he is just a step behind. With a few waiver additions to the forward core, Mexico could be a contender soon.



Overall Rank: 4th
Overall Score: 40.47
Forwards Rank: 8th
Forwards Score: 31.23
Defensemen Rank: 8th
Defensemen Score: 25.60
Goalies Rank: 1st
Goalies Score: 97.90
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The draft wasn't that great due to last year's deadline moves from @AJW. There is hope in the form of a returning player. This team is eerily similar to the Reapers of last season. They have pretty rough skaters. The forwards are weak but numerous, the defense has stars but no depth. Goaltending could save this team and carry them. We will see if the meta of the VHLM teams becomes "have a great goalie or bust" if they win it all.



Overall Rank: 3rd
Overall Score: 43.78
Forwards Rank: 3rd
Forwards Score: 43.90
Defensemen Rank: 6th
Defensemen Score: 36.20
Goalies Rank: 5th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: A-
Notes: New GM @LucyXpher really showed poise in this draft and I liked the picks. Simard in the 5th was a candidate for pick of the draft. Overall the class followed the foundation that Mississauga was going for but with more selections to have depth. Lucy took some "projects" but overall I see the vision of rebuilding the 21st locker room as a priority over competition. Still a great roster was built. I think if Dylan decides to actually use some TPE then Halifax will be a total threat!



Overall Rank: 2nd
Overall Score: 53.70
Forwards Rank: 2nd
Forwards Score: 45.33
Defensemen Rank: 2nd
Defensemen Score: 53.90
Goalies Rank: 2nd
Goalies Score: 78.40
Draft Grade: A
Notes: Jack of all trades, master of none, but still better than one. This team is not the best at anything but they are great up and down the lineup. They have star power and depth everywhere. Most importantly, they have a star goalie! Something this franchise has desperately been lacking for a long long time was addressed with a trade to the Las Vegas Aces. This is a roster that will change very little from now until the end but will be solid that whole time. I see them cruising to a top finish in the east while other teams find their footing. A lot of pressure will fall on Jillian Woods @jacobcarson877 as they are the top defenseman in the league which means expectations.



Overall Rank: 1st
Overall Score: 58.22
Forwards Rank: 1st
Forwards Score: 56.77
Defensemen Rank: 3rd
Defensemen Score: 53.10
Goalies Rank: 3rd
Goalies Score: 72.80
Draft Grade: A+
Notes: The new GM did great but I think we have to give a specific shoutout to Ricer for this draft after last season's deadline that saw the Wild perfectly set up for a good class in S93 while still making the playoffs. This team boasts a most impressive top end in Oliver Loo @Misty and the returning Leo Neelson III @silentnyrf31 while the defense also looks poised to shock us with draftees like Lazlo Holmes @Gustav  and Carson Tripp @Cartripp14. Also what a nice move in getting Da TypThond @Erik with the last pick. If it wasn't for reports from my sources that he is a non factor in the locker room, this would have been my pick of the draft.


Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful S93!

Welcome to the PRESEASON edition of weekly updated power rankings where I spend the first 50 words explaining how this works for a bit. Firstly, projected rankings are based on rosters as of March 17th. Some players may have been signed, released, or traded since that point in time and those were not considered in the new ranks or scores. Also, my projected lines that I use to find the scores assumes a maximum of two appearances per player. Draft Grades mainly consider how well the draft set the team up for success this season. Future value is considered partially but not heavily. Enjoy the rankings!!! 
 


Overall Rank: 10th
Overall Score: 8.53
Forwards Rank: 10th
Forwards Score: -13.60
Defensemen Rank: 4th
Defensemen Score: 46.00
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 0.00
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: San Diego is in a clear rebuild for S93. The team's draft was mostly focused on using a limited pool of picks to find developmental projects. It may take until season 94 but some of those picks could be future stars. I'd predict Stanton @horoscope is once again going to be on the move at the TDL with the goal of San Diego recuperating after being fleeced in the Gretzky trade. They are also the only team in the M without a goalie after trading Wazinski @samthemancub. A few are available in open Free Agency but it appears their agents are fiercely negotiating and leaving the Marlins in a tough spot. To spotlight a positive, the most glaring hole for SDM is the forwards which are the most common spot for first gens to settle in so maybe some waivers save the day. 
 


Overall Rank: 9th
Overall Score: 28.22
Forwards Rank: 7th
Forwards Score: 34.53
Defensemen Rank: 10th
Defensemen Score: 3.55
Goalies Rank: 6th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The Marauders are the polar opposites of the San Diego. They do have the advantage of a deep center core which leaves some flexibility for trades with a team like Las Vegas who has... calculating... zero Cs. They also do have a backup goalie so maybe the potential for a trade with San Diego for one of those Defensemen they have. Moves will need to be made and @Ricer13 showed his willingness to make trade at the deadline of S92 during his stint as Saskatoon's interim GM. 



Overall Rank: 8th
Overall Score: 29.62
Forwards Rank: 9th
Forwards Score: 6.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 45.20
Goalies Rank: 4th
Goalies Score: 68.60
Draft Grade: D
Notes: The reigning champs once again find themselves low on my rankings and maybe they'll shock me again. This team has good depth on defense but none of those players are coming out the gate as stars. They also boast the second roster so far with less forwards than defenders. One of the key factors in this low score admittedly is Krupis's @hedgehog337 0 applied TPE but they need depth badly. Unlike San Diego this team has a goalie and a damn solid one at that. With the right waiver additions and MUCH MORE EARNING from the Jinns, I expect a similar rise as I predicted for Houston last season. 



Overall Rank: 7th
Overall Score: 38.68
Forwards Rank: 4th
Forwards Score: 43.67
Defensemen Rank: 9th
Defensemen Score: 21.75
Goalies Rank: 7th
Goalies Score: 57.60
Draft Grade: B-
Notes: This is the first team that has a great foundation in my opinion to grow a lot. They are going to rely on some waivers and their goalie is in my estimation a weakness, but I like the base. Strong vets on the D-core that will likely be capped by season's end. Two star forwards that could put up numbers like Ivanov and Shotzky last season. In fact, according to my metrics the Hounds have the 1st and 4th best forwards in the VHLM to start the season. Once again, they need some work but the foundation will be enough to keep them hovering .500 until they get some support. 



Overall Rank: 6th
Overall Score: 38.85
Forwards Rank: 5th
Forwards Score: 43.23
Defensemen Rank: 7th
Defensemen Score: 30.85
Goalies Rank: 10th
Goalies Score: 41.70
Draft Grade: D+
Notes: This may sound odd based on their ranking, but last year's title favorites are in a rebuild. The primary reason for their appearance in this position is they have depth. Eight wingers grace their roster with, as stated earlier, no centers. Options exist in the free agent market but a trade between Miami and Las Vegas feels natural. Ricer and @McLovin did manage a trade last season that saw Annie Oaks move. Goaltending is a weakness currently but maybe McLovin's guidance can get Cavill @Firekiss back on track in their development.

 

Overall Rank: 5th
Overall Score: 39.07
Forwards Rank: 6th
Forwards Score: 40.87
Defensemen Rank: 1st
Defensemen Score: 55.90
Goalies Rank: 8th
Goalies Score: 55.20
Draft Grade: B
Notes: The rookie GM made some solid moves on draft night and made the Piffcast Pick of the Draft, brought to you by Gatorade, with their selection of Anthony Simmons II @Starchychaff at 28th overall. Great locker room presence and a solid build to boot. This team much like last season is built on its defense, but with a potential downgrade in net. Hellebuyck @HockeyFan4Life could develop into the top tier but this season has ton of talent in net and it just feels like he is just a step behind. With a few waiver additions to the forward core, Mexico could be a contender soon.



Overall Rank: 4th
Overall Score: 40.47
Forwards Rank: 8th
Forwards Score: 31.23
Defensemen Rank: 8th
Defensemen Score: 25.60
Goalies Rank: 1st
Goalies Score: 97.90
Draft Grade: C-
Notes: The draft wasn't that great due to last year's deadline moves from @AJW. There is hope in the form of a returning player. This team is eerily similar to the Reapers of last season. They have pretty rough skaters. The forwards are weak but numerous, the defense has stars but no depth. Goaltending could save this team and carry them. We will see if the meta of the VHLM teams becomes "have a great goalie or bust" if they win it all.



Overall Rank: 3rd
Overall Score: 43.78
Forwards Rank: 3rd
Forwards Score: 43.90
Defensemen Rank: 6th
Defensemen Score: 36.20
Goalies Rank: 5th
Goalies Score: 58.60
Draft Grade: A-
Notes: New GM @LucyXpher really showed poise in this draft and I liked the picks. Simard in the 5th was a candidate for pick of the draft. Overall the class followed the foundation that Mississauga was going for but with more selections to have depth. Lucy took some "projects" but overall I see the vision of rebuilding the 21st locker room as a priority over competition. Still a great roster was built. I think if Dylan decides to actually use some TPE then Halifax will be a total threat!



Overall Rank: 2nd
Overall Score: 53.70
Forwards Rank: 2nd
Forwards Score: 45.33
Defensemen Rank: 2nd
Defensemen Score: 53.90
Goalies Rank: 2nd
Goalies Score: 78.40
Draft Grade: A
Notes: Jack of all trades, master of none, but still better than one. This team is not the best at anything but they are great up and down the lineup. They have star power and depth everywhere. Most importantly, they have a star goalie! Something this franchise has desperately been lacking for a long long time was addressed with a trade to the Las Vegas Aces. This is a roster that will change very little from now until the end but will be solid that whole time. I see them cruising to a top finish in the east while other teams find their footing. A lot of pressure will fall on Jillian Woods @jacobcarson877 as they are the top defenseman in the league which means expectations.



Overall Rank: 1st
Overall Score: 58.22
Forwards Rank: 1st
Forwards Score: 56.77
Defensemen Rank: 3rd
Defensemen Score: 53.10
Goalies Rank: 3rd
Goalies Score: 72.80
Draft Grade: A+
Notes: The new GM did great but I think we have to give a specific shoutout to Ricer for this draft after last season's deadline that saw the Wild perfectly set up for a good class in S93 while still making the playoffs. This team boasts a most impressive top end in Oliver Loo @Misty and the returning Leo Neelson III @silentnyrf31 while the defense also looks poised to shock us with draftees like Lazlo Holmes @Gustav  and Carson Tripp @Cartripp14. Also what a nice move in getting Da TypThond @Erik with the last pick. If it wasn't for reports from my sources that he is a non factor in the locker room, this would have been my pick of the draft.


Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful S93!