Doomsday

Worshipped in the House of Slim Jim, patiently awaiting the day that the Macho Man cometh.

Ethan Osborne and Thomas Landry fight to a draw at 18:15 of 3rd period The captains going at it! One more, boys! Let's punch our ticket for the finals in front of the home crowd!

It's not my turn to watch Fresco, unless we majorly violated the rules to acquire him for the playoffs.

The only thing Riga has truly won is a decade of beatdowns from New York.

Debatable.

Vasteras Hires, Fires GM Within Minutes VASTERAS - Inspired by the influx of new talent in the VHLM's front office, Sterling Labatte decided that he was unnecessarily impeding their progress and stepped aside from his position as general manager of the Vasteras Baby Eagles. However, Thomas Corcoran, commissioner of the VHLM decided that this would be the perfect time to give a kickback to Mikey Blade, who had given up a similar position to become a co-commissioner, a role he was eventually dismissed from. Vasteras and Labatte, however, had other ideas. After a very loud and very public argument in which Blade was locked out of Vasteras' team complex and denied entry. After a colorful exchange of vulgarities, Vasteras posted a bulletin in the lobby stating that Blade had been fired and that effective immediately, D3vilsfire was now the acting general manager of the Baby Eagles. Why they did not specify who this was or why they chose to fire Blade in this manner is unknown, but two middle fingers had been traced onto the document, so it doesn't leave much to the imagination. Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, the absolute bestest publication like, ever. He enjoys a good cup of tea, hanging out with the Heavy Weapons Guy and air raid sirens.

I'll end up re-doing the depth chart again if I can get assurance it won't be overwritten again.

Rift Not Ready To Ride Into Sunset QUEBEC CITY - In a climatic series for the ages, the Quebec City Meute were pushed to the very brink by Sebastian Ball Jr. and the Seattle Bears. However, with elimination on the line in a hostile environment away from home, veteran goaltender Skylar Rift seemed to pay no attention to the crowd. Two games in a row, Rift and the Meute entered facing elimination and both times the controversial goalie delivered, holding the Bears to just two goals during those games. The Meute had survived to fight on against the Victory Cup-winning Toronto Legion. "Yeah, I heard more or less throughout the entire series that I was done, that this was it," said Rift following Quebec City's Game 7 win against the Bears. "But on the ice, their words are meaningless. They aren't the ones taking shots on me, they're not the ones who will take me down.And despite what it may seem to be, I am far from finished with playing hockey." Shocking the Victory Hockey League by announcing his retirement following this season, Skylar Rift has been the ultimate enigma. Personified by his coolness and consistency on the ice, off the ice he is the vocal leader of the Meute, always fired up and ready to mouth off. He announced that he will retire following the season, yet he has saved some of his best play in order for that season to continue on. "I don't want to even start to imagine what this team will be like without Skylar next year," said Doug Clifford, a forward for the Meute. "He means so much to this team and without him, Quebec City never would have hoisted the Continental Cup or escaped the basement of the VHL. You can replace him on paper or on the ice, but you can't fill the void of the team's soul just like that." With Quebec City ready to travel to Toronto for the North American Conference Finals, the stage is set for an absolutely memorable series. Remy LeBeau, the chief rival of Rift, finally has a team around him, resulting in a dominating season for the Toronto Legion on their way to winning the Victory Cup. But while LeBeau has achieved tremendous personal achievements, he now finds himself face-to-face with Rift, who has been to the top of the mountain countless times before. Can LeBeau defeat Rift for the opportunity to finally hoist the Continental Cup? "It would certainly do wonders for my legacy to go through Skylar Rift to win the Continental Cup," said LeBeau in an interview conducted over the telephone. "It would certainly cheapen my legacy if I could only manage to win once Rift was gone, so to be able to not only beat him, but end his career on my way to a championship... that would be mighty sweet." The stage has been set for an entertaining series, but only one thing remains clear: Skylar Rift is not going to simply ride off into the sunset without a fight. Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, purveyors of the most excellent writing. He enjoys Rush, pancakes and being bored with just how much you suck.

Props to Seattle for giving it one hell of a fight! Great season boys, hope to see you back next season!

Perhaps you should get some offensive production to back yourself up before running your mouth on how you're going to be so rad.

"he could be in the talks for best two-way player for the rest of his career" Offensive stats sort of matter for being considered one of the best two-way forwards.

Because you argued about being among the best two-way forwards, in which offense matters?

SOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAAAD

Gotta love an underdog!

Wish the best for you in whichever goals you may pursue. Thanks for the memories, old sport.

I have left some media spots I've graded where a good discussion was going unlocked to allow for further discussion. Regardless, I think this isn't a bad idea at all.

Content: 3/3 - Pretty interesting insight on KJA here, who would've thought a Russian player would be so interested in America's Civil War? Just remember, don't blame the common Southern foot soldier for what happened. It was not their war, but it became their fight. Grammar: 2/2 - Solid job here. his agent's team, Yukon Rush = his agent's team, the Yukon Rush offseason = off-season *cough* lucky bastard *cough* = *cough* lucky bastard. *cough* Appearance: 1/1 - EYE CANDY! Overall: 6/6 - Good job sir.

Content: 3/3 - Really creative and humorous idea for an article. Unfortunately, Cologne didn't back Paul II up at all. Grammar: 2/2 - Totes magotes. It wasn't until a scientist decided to place a Cologne Express logo and their current playoff opponent, the Helsinki Titans were the son of Paul had begun to work his magic. - Seems awkward Appearance: 1/1 - Oh yes. Overall: 6/6 - Maybe Germany will stick to tossing octopi onto the ice following goals?

Content: 3/3 - Interesting read, love these sort of articles. Keep it up! Grammar: 2/2 - Two rather silly ones: instalment = installment this off-seasons landscape = this off-season's landscape Appearance: 1/1 - YUP. Overall: 6/6 - Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for thee!

Content: 3/3 - I would personally be very surprised if Riga pass on Lobo, being he fills a position of need and has proven results with the Reign. The real suspense is going to be what happens after the second overall pick. Grammar: 2/2 - Nothing here, well done. Appearance: 1/1 - Looks like a side column in a newspaper, pretty cool. Overall: 6/6 -

Content: 3/3 - I loved the idea of this, but being that I'm in the draft class, I felt my entry would be biased. Feels good to see me jump up nearly an entire round, can't wait to see how the top five picks work out. Grammar: 2/2 - Nothing to worry about, you did well for yourself here! Defensemen = defensemen Appearance: 1/1 - Yup! Overall: 6/6 -