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I'm making my way through the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, currently on book 6. I'll have to keep up with this thread for future recommendations!

1. I am not. I still feel pretty new here so I'm not sure I'd know enough for the job. Plus I don't have a ton of free time right now sadly so I wouldn't be able to devote as much time as I would want to guide a franchise 2. I would introduce a steroids stat that would juice all of your other stats but then you'd have regression hit you harder than non-steroid people. 3. I'll go with Toronto Legion because they were second in the standings for the regular season, first brings a curse imo 4. Eeyore from winnie-the-pooh 5. Detroit Red Wings, maybe next year 6. Nathan Horton scored a goal in a game he didn't play in. 1. Purple 2. I am not and I will not! 3. Him!

1. Any player named "Boing Boing" automatically gets the maximum amount of TPE each week 2. It has been great having more people in the locker room! Sim leagues to me are to meet new people so I always enjoy new teammates 3. I'll say San Diego because I expected them to be really good and it seems like they just haven't had the sim luck 4. The Wire. I'm on my fourth rewatch of the series and it is still sooooooo good. Friday Night Lights a close second 5. Vaguely but since I waited to answer I'll say the Habs since it has been decided lol 6. Honestly putting it toward my mortgage, the sooner I'm done with that the happier I"ll be. Boring ass answer, maybe I'd buy a new car first?

Very cool article, appreciate the shout out!

1. I can't say I know enough for specific things to happen, but it is always fun when any trades are made in sim leagues I feel like it doesn't happen enough 2. Everyone has been super friendly in the locker room so it makes it an enjoyable place, plus management seems to put in a lot of time into making us a good team 3. I guess I have to go with Houston, they are really piling up the points 4. It has to be sim leagues like this lol, feels very niche for the common person 5. Grandma's Boy, one of my favorite commedies 6. I do, mostly on computer (and I just got a steam deck!) but I also do a little xbox gaming with friends

Time for my first official graphic review! I have to say I really like this graphic a lot, I am a big sucker for graphics where the subject is in color with the rest of the image in black and white. You did a great job with that, I don't really see any color bleeding or any thing that distracts the viewer's eye. If I had to nitpick something with that, I think the small pant leg poking out under the arm of #7 could be purple as well if I'm seeing the photo correctly, but it isn't obvious to the viewer. It was smart to put the logo on the pants and doing the name swap on the jersey to give it the full VHL feel. Maybe you could hit the name swap with a slight perspective warp, but it doesn't feel out of place on the jersey. Putting the text behind the punch does a great job of giving the graphic depth and I like the color choices in the stats. It could be cool to see some effects on the name text at the top, whether some lighting effects or some sort of overlay that merges it into the graphic more. But overall this is very aesthetically pleasing to me, I think you did a great job.

VHLM rookie Boing Boing is reinventing what it means to be a magician on the ice. Now my dear reader, you're probably thinking this means he is magic with the puck like Pavel Datsyuk and other "magicians" from the fake hockey league NHL. But no, Boing Boing is built different. Instead he is a magician because it seems like he has magically disappeared on his team the Las Vegas Aces. Boing's season started off great for the new VHLM player, scoring a goal in his first two games with Las Vegas, tricking the Aces fans into thinking they had something special with the rookie winger. He would put up 24 points total over the next stretch of 30 or so games, a semi-impressive output for Boing. Little did the Las Vegas fans know he was about to pull off his biggest trick yet: completely vanishing on the ice. After the strong start to the season, Boing has managed to go pointless in the last 10 games for the Aces. This is quite an impressive feat for the winger from Australia, as he is third on the team in ice time at just under 29 minutes a game. You would think that he would accidentally get a secondary assist somewhere, or maybe one of the actual good players on Las Vegas could bank a puck in off of him. But alas, Boing is merely skating around the ice doing nothing except getting his cardio in, leaving his teammates and fans wondering if he will ever put up a point again. It has been a rough stretch for Las Vegas lately, largely because of Boing's inability to generate offense for the team. It will be interesting to see if Boing will be able to dig himself out of this rut and help the Aces get back to their winning ways. 308 words

1. I hope I have time to! I'm looking to do a graphic of two of our VHL players fighting. 2. Right now I feel like my teammates have been pretty quiet in the LR so I'll take this time to shout out the GM's for being great 3. Lets go with The Milkman since being ruled by milk would be funny 4. I really liked Doug growing up, honestly couldn't go wrong with any of those Nickelodeon shows from back in the day 5. I'm a Wario type of guy when I'm playing Mario Kart 6. I guess I like Mexico a good amount, the crest on the flag is pretty cool

Did this one with a semi-migraine so I'm not sure how I feel about it

Hey it's me the slow graphics guy again, sorry it took so long @Pifferfish I hope you like it

1. In looking at the standings I'm a bit surprised to see San Diego last in the West. They seemed to have a strong team that merely under performed in the playoffs last season, and they still have some great players, so I'm shocked to see them there. 2. I'll say Jagger Bomb Jr. is our MVP so far, almost at a point per game! Our goalie Brian would also be a good choice with a .919 save perccentage 3. I don't feel strongly about this at all but I guess I'll say I'd move/rebrand Houston since half of the teams are American in the minors, so I'd probably move it somewhere in Mexico to give them another team 4. I was going to say In N Out but I think I would get sick of only burgers so I'll go with Taco Bell since they have more variety 5. Maybe some more music league participation or someone watering the tree! 6. Uranus because it is funny

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