Phil

7 hits doe

Phil Carter gonna bring Vinsanity back

knife ya in the rectum! SHNKA:LY !@#URT(* WOJWEHNG{ p[]l W\g; ' weg

COMEBACJK!

yay!

@Phil

Insomniac It was a dark night. The wind was howling, painfully, madly. The trees were being thrashed about wildly, as if with some invisible dance partner. Rain poured down in buckets. It was a dark night. Shankly lay in his bed, wide awake, his arms folded across his stomach. He could not sleep… again. It was getting worse. It happened for the first time two weeks ago. His eyes snapped open at 6am - exactly one hour before his alarm was set for. Toss and turn as he liked, he was unable to settle back into slumber. He thought nothing of it. Until it happened the next night. At first, he figured it was because he was on the road. Being 6 hours behind time in Switzerland is enough for anyone’s sleep cycle to be messed with. However, after the series with Davos, he found himself with the same problem back in New York. After 4 nights of this, he supposed he could made the best of the situation and get up to do to his morning cardio. He figured that his body was telling him he got enough sleep. So the night before, he set his alarm to 6 rather than 7. Well low and behold, his eyes snapped open at 5am this time. On the second night of that happening, he decided to get up at 5am and go for a sunrise walk - instead of his stationary bike - as his morning cardio. He took in the sounds of the early-birds’ wake-up calls and the pink-orange sheet spreading across the eastern part of the sky. He was fully awake but his eyes felt heavy. That evening during his game against quebec, he played terribly and only recorded 1 hit - well below his average. He felt fatigue set in early. After 3 more nights, his eyes snapped open at 3am. 6 nights later, it was 2am when he awoke. He was beyond exhausted and lay in his bed sobbing in frustration. He had seen a doctor about it. The doctor had prescribed him medication, however, Shankly was unable to take them because they had substances that were banned by the VHL. He had put in an appeal to the VHL Front Office and was awaiting their response. His game performance was dropping drastically, he felt like a walking zombie, he couldn’t think straight, his eyes felt heavy as lead but his head as light as a feather. He was too tired to be upset or defend himself when his coach and the GM yelled at him for his sloppy plays. They threatened to bench him, even waive him. Shankly meekly tried to explain, but the coach wasn’t having any of it. Shankly was almost at a breaking point. He needed more than one and a half hours of sleep. He need more than 6 hours of sleep. He needed sleep. He had tried Nyquil, Tylenol and Advil Nights even though he did not have a fever or headache. He just longed to feel drowsy and settle into a deep slumber. He tried drinking heavily, and although he would pass out, he’d still awake in the dead hours of the night. This cannot go on. If this continues we’ll have to see an early retirement from Phil Shankly.

Well I had the Leafs winning the Cup so I'm fucked.

hmmm

7 hits is much better

Darn. Got outplayed there. GG VIKINGS

TOP LINE GOALIE WIN

niuce

I'll make it my missionary to!

How long do you see this league existing for? Give either years or Seasons? What will die first, the VHL or the SHL? If the VHL were to die, how many extra members do you think the SHL would get and vice versa? Should I create a goalie at the trade deadline? Phil Osgood 2.0 (spelled correctly this time?) If not what should I create?

-2 oops

YE

WOW

RAWR

Sipping coffee on a Saturday morning while behind his desk, Phil Knight pondered on which of the 7 candidates he should bring over to the VHL. He has candidates for every position and they all could potentially be suitable for the VHL. But who to bring in? “I’ve never repped a Goalie in the VHL before,” Knight mused to himself, taking another swig of coffee. “The competition is tough but he’s a great option. Then again, that young sniper that plays center really reminds me of Rafter. Maybe I’ll take a look around the league and check out all the prospects and young players as see which positions could be lacking.” Of course that would be Knight’s mindset. As a Global Mod and a member of the BOG, he can’t just look out for himself but he needs to take an impartial and global view of things. It should be interesting to see what he decides to do.