Phil

Because the night is dark and full of terrors

What an upset. I feel for the New Yorkers... but then am reminded of the fact that they are New Yorkers so I guess that's ok. But anyway, grats NEw York on a good regular season and Gratz to daBears for the upset

Looks more like a wizard boarding at King's Cross, Platform 9 and 3/4 to me.

for instance... I always forget this muthafuckers name: (for everyone's reference... it's Sir Jorah - I remember this now)

Cologne's going to be amazing in a couple of seasons! Nice write up. Good use of stats. Long live the choo-choos (until they face Helsinki)

I keep forgetting characters' names. It's infuriating,

Douglas Adams' genius is living on through me

CLEGANE!!!!!!!!!! HYPER GAME 7 HYPE IS HYPE!

close one! SEA C 1 putting the team on his back!

HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT!?!?!!

User Name: Phil EASTERN CONFERENCE (M1) Washington vs (M2) Pittsburgh Winner: Washington # of Games: 6 (A2) Tampa Bay vs (W1) New York Islanders Winner: Tampa Bay # of Games: 6 WESTERN CONFERENCE (C1) Dallas vs (C2) St. Louis Winner: St. Louis # of Games: 6 Anaheim/Nashville vs (P3) San Jose Winner: San Jose # of Games: 6

Applicant Name: Phil Knight Qualifications: I have done this many times before and am fully invested in the success of this tournament. More importantly though, I have only 23 hours of work scheduled in the month of May so I have a shitton of time to commit myself to these duties. Catch Phase: "It's a mistake to think you can solve any major problem with just potatoes."

GG Cologne. You were champions. #RiseOfTheInactives

WOW nice comeback win!

dat -6 by Hamilton Jr. doe

wow poor bears. That's a sad shot total

Why does Kendrick have 2 and Hamilton none? I love all of these.. but this one to me stands out: Maybe it's because I love the mountains.

It's been an EPIC goaltending battle! Hope Cologne can come back from it!!

Already doing trivia? Beast.

wow.. glad I missed it then. Hopefully tomorrow match and the second leg are better haha

I missed the Champions League match because of work - read the match report - sounded boring. Who wants to enlighten me?

Go Sharks

questions would be awesome!!

Actually when I saw this thread posted last night, I yelled out "FIRST".. but didn't bother typing it (Perhaps this should go in the Cool Story, Bro Thread)

Because it's very hard to be a heavy hitter without accruing lots of PIMs, I think a very slight alteration could be beneficial to the VFHL. I don't think, however that someone who gets 200 hits with 200 PIMS should be getting many more fantasy points than someone who gets 100 hits but only 50 PIMS. Perhaps look into a ratio? Or do what I dream about: look at the ratio between HITS and HITS TAKEN and do the hitting points based off that.