WRANGLER TALK - ft the hot dog mess part whatever !

[Prout 373]

This article is brought to you by Schneiders hot dog inc the official sponsor of the Calgary Wranglers Est season last! That’s right lady’s and gentleman they have stepped up to sponsor this beautiful team. The Schneider’s hot dogs will have some of the best word wide sponsorship deals/ announcements and events as part of this newly formed partnership that was a match made in heaven like a stripper finding her lovely father after those long 25 years! So come on down and watch the only and only big chunk Ricer munch down as many as he can eat on the bench during games as he pigs out like the fat guy you see at the all you can eat buffets half off days! It’s purely a gross sight but amazing entertainment and again this is a proudly sponsored message by the Schneider’s hot dog inc. 

As the Wranglers had a up and down week the only thing at this very moment going up is ricers big fat belly from eating hot dogs! This fat son of a bitch has been trying to do his best motivating his team to be better as a team and to play for the lovely fans in attendance while he gives them a better show then the team itself. 

With some recent Calgary Wranglers getting better this season and having some great rookies on the rise this team sure looks promising and you wouldn’t believe it but that Perry kid looks to be one of the leagues rising stars with popping up in league leader stats this player has been super promising early on.

 

 

Cowboy Prout on the blue line sucks. With Fizzlebeef and Eagles carrying the heavy load and having some great goaltending once again this team sure could be better from the blueline but again Cowboy is a disappointment and Ricer is looking to find even harsher ways of punishment then strapping his player up and shoving hotdogs down his throat till he pukes blood then bag skates him. This looks a lot worse punishment then good ol Eddie Shore would do from back in the day says Don Cherry but he loves the old school mentally! Teammates Eso and Phil The Rock Johnson have also been very solid this season 

 and how about SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

I will say I love this forward core and what they’ve done so far so keep errrr up ladies and gents! Let’s get errrrr doneeee !!!!

 

 

Asky the goalie already has early signs of severe back problems and once again is strapping the team on his back and carrying them his health won’t be good for much longer. Will this mean Advil could step up and sponsor the Wranglers and be associated with this cluster fuck or will they demand this hot dog mess to end before they step in on the endorsements? I guess we’ll find out later this season! 

 

Some positive Wranglers news is Guy Lambert is sitting currently in second on the rookie scoring in the season while Joe Madison sits ninth and will be looking to follow up the rankings with fellow teammates. 

 

 

That’s it for tonight folks on the WHATS NEW IN HOT DOG MESS WRANGLER TALK I don’t I’m feeling pretty good right now folks and that tpe grind is all I’m thinking about 

 

CHEERS 

PEACE!! 

 

love 

Prout 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

people mentioned areee

 

@Ricer13 @tinafrombobsburgers @TacticalHammer  @Eso@Spartakiller2  @Da_Berr  @Phil

@Brewins15 @Gooningitup  and lastly my wrangler brother @Greg_Di the big brotha on ice!!!

[Eso 117]

Schneiders?

 

Maple Leaf Foods in shambles. 

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1 hour ago, Eso said:

Schneiders?

 

Maple Leaf Foods in shambles. 

Can confirm I was one to many deep here in the beers as I did not even know I wrote this till this morning when I went on discord so I guess we now have tough decisions on which sponsors us?