Stockholm Vikings Press Conference

[Bigb33 45]

1 hour ago, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

For week ending December 12, 2021

1. We recently acquired two new teammates @McWolf  and @SpicyGecko in a trade, how do you feel about these trades and for the people that were traded here, how does it feel to be a Viking now?

2. What is the first thing your player does when they wake up in the morning?

3. What is your players favourite song to play before a game to get you pumped up?

4. Mashed potatoes or French fries? 

5. Hamburger or hotdogs?

6.Does the toilet paper roll go over or under?

 

Sorry for the very intense press conference questions this week haha

.1 It’s always great to try to improve our team , we got a lot of Good player .

.2checks the state and eats a banana

3 machine head

4french fries

.5 hotdogs 

1 .6 under 

[SpicyGecko 100]

14 hours ago, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

For week ending December 12, 2021

1. We recently acquired two new teammates @McWolf  and @SpicyGecko in a trade, how do you feel about these trades and for the people that were traded here, how does it feel to be a Viking now?

2. What is the first thing your player does when they wake up in the morning?

3. What is your players favourite song to play before a game to get you pumped up?

4. Mashed potatoes or French fries? 

5. Hamburger or hotdogs?

6.Does the toilet paper roll go over or under?

 

Sorry for the very intense press conference questions this week haha

 

1. Considering I am one of those players acquired I am very happy and excited to be a part of Stockholm. I am interested to see where this team will go and how my player will perform. 

 

2. Definitely eats pancakes or waffles for breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day. 

 

3. Pump Up The Jam by Technotonic. This song will pump anyone up for anything. 

 

4. French Fries. Mashed potatoes are good and there are so many different ways to do them but you can’t beat a good batch of French Fries, especially with poutine. 

 

5. Hamburger, homemade hamburger specifically with a toasted bun and nice gooey slice of cheese. 

 

6. Over, if you put it under then depending on how the holder is placed it might block easy access. 

[Mr Bohannan 116]

1. We recently acquired two new teammates in a trade, how do you feel about these trades and for the people that were traded here, how does it feel to be a Viking now?
It all depends on how well they will be able to work with the players already on the team. If they can quickly adapts, then we will do great!

2. What is the first thing your player does when they wake up in the morning?

Stretch and drink glass of cold water!

3. What is your players favourite song to play before a game to get you pumped up?

Eskimo Callboy - PUMP IT!

4. Mashed potatoes or French fries? 
Mashed

5. Hamburger or hotdogs?
Depends

6.Does the toilet paper roll go over or under?

OVER FFS!

[thadthrasher 1,692]

On 12/6/2021 at 11:55 PM, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

For week ending December 12, 2021

1. We recently acquired two new teammates @McWolf  and @SpicyGecko in a trade, how do you feel about these trades and for the people that were traded here, how does it feel to be a Viking now?

2. What is the first thing your player does when they wake up in the morning?

3. What is your players favourite song to play before a game to get you pumped up?

4. Mashed potatoes or French fries? 

5. Hamburger or hotdogs?

6.Does the toilet paper roll go over or under?

 

Sorry for the very intense press conference questions this week haha

1. Seeing how I made them, I’m excited!

2. Cries, he’d like to sleep more.

3. Barbie Girl

4. This is a hard one. Imma say French fries though.

5. Hamburgers all dayy!

6. Over, obviously!

[FrostBeard 2,054]

1. We recently acquired two new teammates @McWolf and @SpicyGecko in a trade, how do you feel about these trades and for the people that were traded here, how does it feel to be a Viking now?
They both are pretty weak now, have to train them up on our Viking diet - lots of meat, alcohol and fighting. After that, they will be fit to be our equals on ice. Welcome though to the punished arena of Stockholm were all who couldn't be true MMA fighters gather. 

2. What is the first thing your player does when they wake up in the morning? 

300 ml of Brandy, cold shower and a strawberry pancake. Don't ask about the pancake you uncultured.. 

3. What is your players favourite song to play before a game to get you pumped up?

Rihanna - Umbrella or Kesha - Tik Tok, both are true bangers. If you don't like them, just walk out and never talk to me again.

4. Mashed potatoes or French fries?
Mashed all the way, who even eats those fry things. You want creamy and smooth texture that fills all you desires.

5. Hamburger or hotdogs?

Both and together, stuff it all in you so you feel happy and loved. That is how it should be always, food makes you happy and more processed it is, the better.

6.Does the toilet paper roll go over or under?

Under, All you over freaks can go and chum. Not sure what it means but some kids told me to go and chum so here we are. 

 

[Kisslinger 372]

PRESS CONFERENCE

For week ending December 19th 2021

1. We cannot seem to win when it comes to OT, what do think we need to do when it comes to closing games? 

2. If we took a team vacation and you got to choose where we go, where would you take us?

3. If you could have one super power what would it be and why?

4. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

5.If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

6. How is your favorite NHL team doing this year?

[FrostBeard 2,054]

1. We cannot seem to win when it comes to OT, what do think we need to do when it comes to closing games? 

We need to let Miglasķēms just play 1v5 and he is gonna outplay them kids on the opposing end, is there anyone who can actually take on the beast of Latvia? No!

2. If we took a team vacation and you got to choose where we go, where would you take us?

We are going to Selonia (Sēlija)  and we are going to take the best winter vacation of heavy drinking and enjoying a classic Latvian Black Sauna. Lovely. 

3. If you could have one super power what would it be and why?
A power to not talk to stupid people. It makes everything easier when you don't have to engage in a conversation with people who are just annoying and ask stupid questions.

4. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

It is the way to do it, all you traditionalists can go and eat a rock for all I care. Just for the love of sweet Wendy, don't EVER put peaches on pizza.

5.If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Have you seen Cows, they look at you like they are trashtalking you all the time without a reason, damn, they are going like "Moo Moo MooMooMoo Moo Moo Moo" and all I want to do is punch them. 

6. How is your favorite NHL team doing this year?
Tampa is great, even without Kuch and Point. We are gonna be zooming into Finals again and winning again. 

[SpicyGecko 100]

13 hours ago, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

For week ending December 19th 2021

1. We cannot seem to win when it comes to OT, what do think we need to do when it comes to closing games? 

2. If we took a team vacation and you got to choose where we go, where would you take us?

3. If you could have one super power what would it be and why?

4. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

5.If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

6. How is your favorite NHL team doing this year?

1. Score, the key to winning in OT is scoring and not letting the other team score. 

 

2. Team vacation = team building opportunity. Definitely going to Mount Kilimanjaro and the whole team is going to climb to the summit. We are Vikings, we should be able to conquer the toughest challenges.

 

3. The power to see sound and music. It’s not a cartoon superpower but I consider it a superpower. 

 

4. I don’t personally like pineapple pizza but I won’t attack you if you put pineapple on your pizza. Whatever floats your boat.

 

5. Definitely a cat, I think they would be the sassiest and the rudest.

 

6. The Oilers are doing amazing, or they were until recently. Hopefully they don’t screw it up.  

[Spartan 4,408]

On 12/12/2021 at 6:11 PM, Mr Bohannan said:

Eskimo Callboy - PUMP IT!

fantastic song, great choice

[Mr Bohannan 116]

1. We cannot seem to win when it comes to OT, what do think we need to do when it comes to closing games? 

Close it in regular game time!

2. If we took a team vacation and you got to choose where we go, where would you take us?

Somewhere new. To a small country that no one has paid attention to.

3. If you could have one super power what would it be and why?

Either copy cat or super smarts.

4. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Dont hate it, dont love it, I just dont care!

5.If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats

6. How is your favorite NHL team doing this year?

Dont have one, so great!

[Kisslinger 372]

Press Conference 

For weekending December 26th, 2021.

1. What are your players plans for the holidays?

2. What are your plans for the holidays?

3. If you could get rid of one NHL team, who would it be and why?

4. What is your least favourite sport?

5. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

6. What does your perfect day look like?

[LuluSalesAway 46]

1 hour ago, Kisslinger said:

Press Conference 

For weekending December 26th, 2021.

1. What are your players plans for the holidays?

Nessie will be visiting her only remaining relative Champ. They will eat a meal of sushi and enjoy their time together scaring local tourists. 

2. What are your plans for the holidays?

Thad and I will be going to church, have a peaceful Xmas morning just the two of us, and then have family over for Xmas lunch/dinner. 

3. If you could get rid of one NHL team, who would it be and why?

I have no clue. 

4. What is your least favourite sport?

I don’t really care for basketball.

5. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

I ate some lobster eyes, I don’t think it gets weirder than that.

6. What does your perfect day look like?

Any day I get to spend with the hubby is perfect. Maybe add in some good hiking and ice cream. 

 

[FrostBeard 2,054]

1. What are your players plans for the holidays?

I am planning a simple off-time schedule. Heavy drinking and watching highlights of Max Verstappen winning. 

2. What are your plans for the holidays?
Eat, drink, watch some sports programming and chill. Quite simple, honestly. 

3. If you could get rid of one NHL team, who would it be and why?

Florida Panthers, they are annoyingly good and I want that only one team in Florida is good.

4. What is your least favourite sport?

American football, it has nothing on Rugby or Football as both of these are just far more superior, not even counting Hockey on that list.

5. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

Let's say, I have tried things that people would usually throw away or now even think about touching.

6. What does your perfect day look like?

Great Breakfast, Great 2nd Breakfast, Great Elevenses, Great Luncheon... Wait, I might be thinking of hobbits here...

[SpicyGecko 100]

On 12/21/2021 at 12:31 AM, Kisslinger said:

Press Conference 

For weekending December 26th, 2021.

1. What are your players plans for the holidays?

2. What are your plans for the holidays?

3. If you could get rid of one NHL team, who would it be and why?

4. What is your least favourite sport?

5. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

6. What does your perfect day look like?

1. Lots of sleeping, spending time with family in Czechia, turkey dinner and more sleeping.

 

2. It’s my first time spending Christmas without any family so I have no clue what I am doing on Christmas Day, probably lots of sleeping involved and I work Christmas Eve and Boxing Day

 

3. Arizona, they always suck and always have money and team problems.

 

4. Soccer, for me its way too slow to watch

 

5. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten anything really weird, most things I eat are pretty normal.

 

6. Sleeping till 11, waking up to waffles and bacon for breakfast, spending time with family, then tacos or pulled pork for dinner, then movie night. 

[zepheter 586]

1. What are your players plans for the holidays?

Rest and relaxation. Maybe a little bit of crime and mischief as well.

 

2. What are your plans for the holidays?

Mostly spending time with family and friends. 

 

3. If you could get rid of one NHL team, who would it be and why?

Arizona has almost nothing going for them. When you consider how consistently bad they've been, they are the obvious choice.

 

4. What is your least favorite sport?

Out of the major sports it's easily soccer. It develops so slowly and it's just soft. What kind of sport encourages pretending to be injured just to draw penalties?

 

5. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

To be quite honest, nothing comes to mind. I prefer to eat ordinary foods. 

 

6. What does your perfect day look like?

One that includes big meals and great hockey.

[Kisslinger 372]

PRESS CONFERENCE

For weekending January 2nd, 2022

1. How was your Christmas if you celebrate? if not how is your holiday going!

2. We are on a 9 win streak, do you believe we can finish number 1?

3. How do you feel about your players performance thus far into the season?

4. worst gift you have ever received?

5. Best gift you have ever received?

6. What is your big goal for 2022?

[zepheter 586]

1. How was your Christmas if you celebrate? if not how is your holiday going!

It was awesome. Got to spend time with my family and we had a lot of fun. 

 

2. We are on a 9 win streak, do you believe we can finish number 1?

Heck yeah. We’re hot and have one of the easier schedules. It’s a three-way tie for 2nd and we play the top team three of our last four games. I’m very excited to see how this plays out. 

 

3. How do you feel about your players performance thus far into the season?

Very underwhelming for a good portion of the season. In the last 23 games since focusing on defense I’ve been on a 45 goal, 100 point pace and have a serious chance to finish with a point per game. I’d be very happy if I could do that, but we’re primed for the playoffs and that is now our primary focus. 

 

4. worst gift you have ever received?

Coal, but I did ask for it. 

 

5. Best gift you have ever received?

I used to jokingly ask for peace on Earth every year for a long time. Finally my sister got me a wooden cutout that says “Peace On Earth.” Even though it’s not very valuable, the gift was very thoughtful and kinda funny. Hope I can keep it forever. 

 

6. What is your big goal for 2022?

I know I’m young and have been working and taking classes, but I really wanna use this year to figure out what I’m gonna do as a career. Time to truly grow up. 

[SpicyGecko 100]

21 hours ago, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

For weekending January 2nd, 2022

1. How was your Christmas if you celebrate? if not how is your holiday going!

2. We are on a 9 win streak, do you believe we can finish number 1?

3. How do you feel about your players performance thus far into the season?

4. worst gift you have ever received?

5. Best gift you have ever received?

6. What is your big goal for 2022?

1. Well I spent it with a bunch of strangers and had some untraditional Romanian BBQ. Then found out I have COVID so now I’m going to be spending New Years in isolation.

 

2. Pretty sure its 11 games now and that blows my mind. Just hope George can contribute more.

 

3. It could be better, not a huge fan of the lack of numbers but the plus/minus rating is good and the pims are on the low side. Just wish he could contribute more defensively.

 

4. A toilet brush from my brother. Wasn’t even a nice one lol.

 

5. A guitar

 

6. To not lose focus of my goals and dreams. Everything else is just a stepping stone and nothing really matter but the end goal. 

[FrostBeard 2,054]

 

1. How was your Christmas if you celebrate? if not how is your holiday going!
I ate so much that I passed out 10 min after going to my room. It was GLORIOUS. Also, not sure, but maybe the booze helped with that too. 

2. We are on a 9 win streak, do you believe we can finish number 1?
I am on Vikings, surely we can dominate this whole playoffs run and show what true warriors can do!

3. How do you feel about your players performance thus far into the season?
I am getting used to this high level play. Slowly but surely, I will become the best of the best. Right now I am probably in the Top 5. 

4. worst gift you have ever received?
Your mo.... No. I am not gonna make a joke. Probably Liquorice candies. Those are absolutely horrendous. 

5. Best gift you have ever received?
A guitar, when I was 12, it started my journey as a hobby musician that I have kept going since then. 

6. What is your big goal for 2022?
Get less fat, like, losing 5 pounds would be pretty good. Nothing more though, still have to have my fat man energy.

[Mr Bohannan 116]

1. How was your Christmas if you celebrate? if not how is your holiday going!

Christmas was as usual as I dont really celebrate, but we usually would make more fancier dinner, same we did this year. Spent some time with family, so it was good!

2. We are on a 9 win streak, do you believe we can finish number 1?

Nothing is impossible!

3. How do you feel about your players performance thus far into the season?

I am happy with my players performance, but I feel he could have done way more. Quite few cold games from Matt.

4. worst gift you have ever received?

A mobile phone VR set.

5. Best gift you have ever received?

Radio with a cassette player when I was 11.

6. What is your big goal for 2022?

I don't know, at the moment I'm thinking to maybe start little workout for a week and see how it goes. Get in shape I guess?

[Kisslinger 372]

PRESS CONFERENCE

for week ending January 9, 2022

1. We are tied 1-1 as of right now in our series, what do we need to adjust to pull away and win this series. 

2. Are you confident entering the playoffs?

3. who does your player model their game after?

4. Where is your favourite place to be in the world?

5. coolest place you have ever been?

6. what is the 'weirdest' food combination that you like?

 

 

 

[Bigb33 45]

4 hours ago, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

for week ending January 9, 2022

1. We are tied 1-1 as of right now in our series, what do we need to adjust to pull away and win this series. 

2. Are you confident entering the playoffs?

3. who does your player model their game after?

4. Where is your favourite place to be in the world?

5. coolest place you have ever been?

6. what is the 'weirdest' food combination that you like?

 

 

 

.1 what we need in Stockholm is adjustments but I’m sure it’ll work ou.

2I am confident yes but we have been a little inconsistent all year which concerns me

3 my play models after Keith Tchuk or patrick hornquist

.4 my favorite place is definitely Colorado .

.5 the coldest placebos Rochester Ny

6my weirdest combo is probable from primanti bris  cole slaw , meat and fries

[zepheter 586]

1. We are tied 1-1 as of right now in our series, what do we need to adjust to pull away and win this series. 

I don’t think any adjustments were necessary. We knew we were the better team going in, just had to stick with our plan and it all worked out. 

 

2. Are you confident entering the playoffs?

Of course, even with a team like Istanbul who looks like they can’t be beat. Anything can happen in a seven game series. 

 

3. who does your player model their game after?

We stick to tradition here. Strictly other Florida men. 

 

4. Where is your favourite place to be in the world?

Kinda odd but my favorite place has to be a shower, or specifically my shower. It’s the first and last place I go every day.

 

5. coolest place you have ever been?

Probably Montana. Went there for a skiing trip a few years ago and had a great time. 

 

6. what is the 'weirdest' food combination that you like?

I make a steak, bacon, potatoes and spinach dish pretty often. Apparently I’m crazy for mixing potatoes and spinach. At least that’s what my family says. 

[Lochlan Chisholm 19]

1. Increasing our defensive play will be huge in order to win this series. 
2. I am confident. We have had great performances throughout the year from players on all of our lines. I expect the same going forward.

3. Bergeron. Great skater and a two way player.

4. Sitting in my bed. I can watch hockey or any other games or tv shows. 
5. definitely Nashville. Never realized how electric and fascinating it was.

6. Has to be a couple of years ago when I mixed orange juice, mango juice, and lemonade. Actually a good drink if you wanna try it out. 

[JBrew42 37]

On 1/4/2022 at 1:41 PM, Kisslinger said:

PRESS CONFERENCE

for week ending January 9, 2022

1. We are tied 1-1 as of right now in our series, what do we need to adjust to pull away and win this series.

Pucks deep even though you already won the series

2. Are you confident entering the playoffs?

I'm just a bench boy haven't seen the playoffs for years

3. who does your player model their game after?

John Scott

4. Where is your favourite place to be in the world?

On top of the scoring race

5. coolest place you have ever been?

The VHL Fourm

6. what is the 'weirdest' food combination that you like?

Mayo on hot dog buns with hotdogs