Butts has no time

[fonziGG 1,071]

It's funny because, at this point, I'm just trying to rush my blog post out. I've had 0 time since joining the E to update any of you at all. Which, if you ask me is a little bit sad because I was just getting into the hang of doing this. Seymour is a pet project of mine. I envision him as the dude from Jersey Shore but more intelligent in some sense. I know theres a lot of shit-housery in these media spots. However, I do intend to tackle some hard challenges that he will have in the future. Something, I dare say, would be so unexpected of him because well, thats the entire point. Seymour's life is supposed to shock everyone. Now, I hope the moderators on this site understand that even though I have some tough topics coming forward, I never intend to hurt anyones feelings or identities (really, anything about them). If it does hurt someone, please let me know and I will change the story as much as I can. However, this will purely be Seymours life and the struggles surrounding his career. While hes going through his struggles, I just hope that we can get a top tier player out of him as well. Especially since this will be my return from inactivity for a bit.

 

I enjoy the VHL and I don't think I'll ever have a time where I'll be completely gone. The community here is stellar, in fact, it beats the hell out of some of the other leagues I've been apart of. At least theres a plan for every single phase in the league and feels like people care about the community. I've never felt so comfortable with a group of people in such a long time. Between the first gens, returning members, shutting fuck up with @Spartan, @Diland I's date at the local Tim Hortons, @Beaviss's future dead body in CK3, playing HOTS with the Hat man ( @Mr_Hatter) and @frescoelmo (it shall return one day), to the Halifax 21st days with the bois ( @Acydburn, @rjfryman and many more), and last, but obviously theres more but I need to stop this somewhere, but not least the drunkest Muradin alive (@JeffD).

 

Enough about Seymours life. A little bit of a tidbit into what his future is going to look like as a player. Now granted, I have 45 minutes to get this media spot in as well as a .com. So I might be a little bit rash and rough with this one. I intend for Seymour to be the man of dreams. The dude who, despite going in the 4th round in the E and the VHLM, will be a shining light in this league. I want Seymour Butts to have such a rockstar legendary career of absolute fuckery. Realistically, I want this dude to be my HOF player. So, I will be the most cut throat motherfucker alive in order to preserve this mans legacy. I hope to explain that, this will never be personal to any GMs or management. This is potentially my only go for the HOF. It would be fitting that it's with this low TPE juicehead bum and I think that sums me up in a nutshell.

 

I mean, there will be a point where I assume I'm not going to win it, and if thats the case, I will likely be just fucking around with him. Probably Leadership to 99 or something crazy (not serious here). But, if he does come out the gate guns blazing, then I'm hype enough to see him through competing completely. To the point where every single TPE spent will be accounted for.

 

This is Seymour Butts time to shine.

Edited February 7, 2022 by fonziGG

[frescoelmo 1,282]

6 hours ago, fonziGG said:

and @frescoelmo (it shall return one day)

just lmk where (prob discord) and when

[der meister 3,257]

Life gets busy, that's for sure. I think everyone here can appreciate that. I like your attitude of "this guy is going to be a legend" and the determination that comes with it. Hopefully you don't burn too many bridges in that quest.

 

Grammar-wise, there were some minor things I noticed, like unnecessary commas, missing apostrophes, and some choppy sentences where you put periods instead of commas. None of that detracted from the guts of the piece though.

 

9/10 - good luck in your mission!

[Mr_Hatter 1,608]

We need to get Jeff back on Muradin

[Shindigs 1,771]

The butt is currently sitting all over the E. So hopefully the dream will keep on going. Looking forward to more "completely reasonable" Stockholm life updates as you get more time to dedicate to Mr. Butts.

[fonziGG 1,071]

4 hours ago, Shindigs said:

The butt is currently sitting all over the E. So hopefully the dream will keep on going. Looking forward to more "completely reasonable" Stockholm life updates as you get more time to dedicate to Mr. Butts.

Don't worry, I'm working on a big "reasonable" media spot right now. Maybe.

[fonziGG 1,071]

19 hours ago, Mr_Hatter said:

We need to get Jeff back on Muradin

Needs to happen ASAP. Threatens contract extension for drunk jeff muradin