Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted September 23, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 Hello everyone. This is my first official post in The Thunderdome. I never actually panned on coming in this forum, but after what I saw today..well, I couldn't resist. Today I undertook the tedious task of updating all the player balances with what was spent in S39 and the new S40 contracts. In doing this, I have come across a few people who have seemingly defied the very limits of stupidity. In an effort to brighten whoever may be reading this' day, Im going to share these stories. They will be posted in order from least amount of stupidity to most severe amount of stupidity. METIS (No, I'm not putting the fucking accent thing on the 'e') Okay, Metis sillyness isn't really that severe (today, anyways) and he probably doesn't deserve to be in this. But whatever. You see, I thought Yamazaki had mistakenly purchased two +2 Any Attributes from the store in one season (which he didn't), but during my investigating I found THIS. For those who don't what that is, it's METIS telling someone to add TPE for the +2 Any Attribute thing...WHICH IT DOESNT COUNT FOR. We should cut him some slack though, Devise only said that it didn't count towards TPE 999 times. Also, shame on whoever wrote the player store thread for not saying it doesn't count. Riggs Ahh, Riggs. You are a draftee, with no contract, and absolutely no means of making money. Except for sterling's birthday bash, in which you earned 7M, so good job. I wish I could tell you that you spent your hard earned money wisely. But, you didn't. You spent it like a dick; purchasing 3 x Award Predictions (4.5M) and a Free Week (3M). Let's do some math: 7 000 000 - 4 500 000 = 2 500 000 - 3 000 000 = -500 000 Am I missing something? Did you pull 500k out of your ass? Jesus. HawksFan God. I'm half looking forward to this one and half dreading. It'll be fun to type, but it will hurt my eyes. You were paid 3M this season by your friendly GM. You failed to participate in the birthday bash, so that sucks for you. You bought a free week, costing you 3M. Not that bad of a purchase! Until I get to the next page. Then it's a bad fucking purchase. 1. 3 000 000 - 3 000 000 = $0 [Free Week] 2. 0 - 2 000 000 = $-2 000 000 [Experience Points][Why the fuck would you buy that anyways] 3. -2 000 000 - 500 000 = $-2 500 000 [590] 4. -2 500 000 - 500 000 = $-3 000 000 [590] 5. $-3 000 000 - 3 000 000 = $-6 000 000 [Free Week] So you ended up with an astonishing negative six million dollars! Great work. Whats worse is that on one of them, you say you had $0 left. Then you magically got back to $3 Million. Are you serious? eaglesfan036, MapFreak, diamond_ace and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Kesler's in high school. He should not be forced to give a fuck. Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,549 Posted September 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 Draper really wants Jardy's job. Fire Tortorella and Will 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 If you go into the negatives, the VHL owns you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Go to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MapFreak 120 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Munk and Frank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Now I have to post the video.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 i'm super cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Also, does METIS know the update scale? from 80-82 thats 6 TPE, and it still doesn't count as TPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Also, does METIS know the update scale? from 80-82 thats 6 TPE, and it still doesn't count as TPE. According to his other updates yes he does. He made a mistake. Remove the 4 tpe from Yamazaki's total, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Senior Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 According to his other updates yes he does. He made a mistake. Remove the 4 tpe from Yamazaki's total, problem solved. Okay, Metis sillyness isn't really that severe (today, anyways) and he probably doesn't deserve to be in this. Yeah, METIS knows he's my dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Yeah, METIS knows he's my dawg. The other two got it coming though. because they don't play for my team Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Also, does METIS know the update scale? from 80-82 thats 6 TPE, and it still doesn't count as TPE. I could of swore it was 7 tpe from 80-82.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I could of swore it was 7 tpe from 80-82.... *6 Each attribute after 80 is 3 tpe each. Each attribute after 90 is 4 tpe each. The things we learned today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,549 Posted September 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 I could of swore it was 7 tpe from 80-82.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I could of swore it was 7 tpe from 80-82.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawksFan19 89 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 is cuz i from SHL right u segregating me from the VHL because I am from the SHL Will and Victor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 In doing this, I have come across a few people who have seemingly defied the very limits of stupidity. HawksFan I'm with you completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggsy 72 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 This guy's my teammate? When do we trade his ass? Will and HawksFan19 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted September 26, 2014 Author Senior Admin Share Posted September 26, 2014 Victor dared me, I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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