Kendrick 4,724 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) I could get behind that Only issue now that I see it is Seattle is the Bears. Portland Beavers? Portland Parrots? Edited February 10, 2015 by Kendrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,425 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 One day, someone will get permission......and I will swear allegiance to the team for career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 Lumberjacks? Timber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,425 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Wrong sport(obviously) but Lumberjacks is one of my favorite logos... stevo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The VHLM team that relocates to Houston has my vote. Will not play anywhere else if this is done. And there's already a jersey and logo set ready for use, the defunct Houston Aeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,040 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Best you get is Crosby ND That's even fucking worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,040 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Reading, PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The VHLM team that relocates to Houston has my vote. Will not play anywhere else if this is done. And there's already a jersey and logo set ready for use, the defunct Houston Aeros. Still a great possibility! Got 2 great stadiums in Astrodome and Toyota Center, 4th largest pop in the US, 2 big airports, and it attracts southern interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Still a great possibility! Got 2 great stadiums in Astrodome and Toyota Center, 4th largest pop in the US, 2 big airports, and it attracts southern interest We don't use teams that already exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 We don't use teams that already exist It went defunct though, it's no longer in Houston But you could still be in Houston and just go with a different logo. Maybe the Apollos. Yep, there you go. Houston Apollos. That's my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Screw you, I've been to Minot multiple times and my woman went to university there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Screw you, I've been to Minot multiple times and my woman went to university there Should of stayed there imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I've never trusted place names that have multiple pronunciations. My-not Minn-o My-no Fuck that. It's My-not you aussie tard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Should of stayed there imo. Hell no, that place is getting bombed first if the Russians ever attack. There's like 150 nuke silos all the way up to the Canadian border there Frank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hell no, that place is getting bombed first if the Russians ever attack. There's like 150 nuke silos all the way up to the Canadian border there But you want to keep the team there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,772 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 But you want to keep the team there? The players are more productive with a gun to their head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) The players are more productive with a gun to their head. It isn't a gun though, it's a mother fucking nuke farm. The location and team name is entirely unattractive, it's a logistical nightmare and it looks like someone was trying to play a cruel joke. Edited February 10, 2015 by Merica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It isn't a gun though, it's a mother fucking nuke farm. What better motivation to get out of the minors do you need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,425 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's My-not you aussie tard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 #ReLocateMinot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Relocate to Houston tbh Or Indianapolis Or Cleveland Or Milwaukee Lemme get my list here real quick tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Looking at population statistics, and using the assumption that a realistic minor league team needs a fan base of 200,000 members annually, I have come up with these team destinations: In the US - San Diego, California (Storm, Wave, Surfers) Memphis, Tennessee (RiverMonsters, Colonels, RiverBoats) Portland, Oregon (Portlies, Fishermen, Hipsters) Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Cheeseheads, Brewers, BarleyKings) Colorado Springs, Colorado (Rockies, Avalanche, Mountain Men) Newark, New Jersey (Yankees, Atlantics, Wards) Cleveland, Ohio (Sixers, Drummers, Motorheads) Las Vegas, Nevada (Gamblers, Greenbacks, Rattlers) In Canada - Oshawa, Ontario (Road Warriors, Mounties, IceFish) Windsor, Ontario (FreedomFighters, Railers, Abolitionists) In Mexico - Juarez, Chihuahua (Del Nortes, Banditos, Rancheros) Mexico City (Federales, Azteca, Diablos) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just gonna LOL at Newark, NJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 No Philadelphia in there Clardy? booooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Baozi 1,635 Posted February 11, 2015 Head Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2015 Compton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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