Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Who here has ever heard of Minot, North Dakota before joining this league? Chances are, none of you, except a select few, because the only thing Minot has going for it is the United States Air Force base located there. It's population is less than 50k and it offers little. How Minot was allowed to have a team blows my mind, it seens like a serious oversight on the part of league management. Minot is the only, I repeat that, only, American based VHLM team. That is embarassing. It's a horrible representation, there are so many better cities out there and yet here you are, stuck in Minot, North Dakota hating life. You have teams from major cities all over the world, like Moscow, Ottawa, Oslo, Bern and Bratislava. I am the most American person here, and I would rather play somewhere else because of how shitty Minot is. No beach. No bikini clad babes. Shitty winter weather. Floods. Oh wait, I guess if you are a bird watching enthusiast, you will love it there. There is also a National Distaster resiliency competition!! So, let's think about some other potential locations that could house a VHLM team. Colorado, Minnesota, California, Philadelphia, Florida, Texas, Arizona, Illinois (Chicago, anyone?)...Think of the possibilites. Colorado is a georgeous state, ever heard of the Rocky Mountains? Denver is pretty awesome too, and offers just about everything. Minnesota offers the gigantic Mall of America in Minneapolis. There are tons of places in Cali, like San Diego or San Jose. You could go with Golden State. And think of how much more appealing that is than Minot, just think about it. America deserves better. Doomsday and diamond_ace 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,040 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm with you 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Minot's an OG VHLM franchise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 Minot's an OG VHLM franchise Which makes it that much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Florida, West Kendall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 West Kendall... Please no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 How Minot was allowed to have a team blows my mind, it seens like a serious oversight on the part of league management. You are correct, this is a serious oversight. Move that motherfucker to Canada Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 relocate to east Angus plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 You are correct, this is a serious oversight. Move that motherfucker to Canada If the choice was Minot or Canada, I'd choose Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,017 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) 1. Relocating is for the weak. 2. Not many care about Minot.... this is also true for the VHLm so it seems rather fitting doesn't it? 3. What Bushito said: Owen Sound's a good location. Edited February 9, 2015 by Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It won't be allowed. I tried to do this and all I got was a logo upgrade about 3-4 seasons ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I've always had fun in Minot, mind you I grew up in Estevan Saskatchewan, the brown eye of Canada Smarch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 1. Relocating is for the weak. 2. Not many care about Minot.... this is also true for the VHLm so it seems rather fitting doesn't it? 3. What Bushito said: Owen Sound's a good location. 1. That makes no sense. 2. I agree, not many care. It still looks pathetic though. 3. No. There are already plenty of Canadian teams. Not having an American team would be beyond asinine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomcheck 161 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I think Minot was actually relocated. But then relocated back. Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 At least I've heard of Minot, what the fuck is a west kendall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 At least I've heard of Minot, what the fuck is a west kendall a suburb in Florida, lol. It's an SHL team, thats why he brought it up. I would relocate to Cali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 a suburb in Florida, lol. It's an SHL team, thats why he brought it up. I would relocate to Cali. Listen, it's a junior league Do you really think those teams can afford to fly to fucking California to play hockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Best you get is Crosby ND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Listen, it's a junior league Do you really think those teams can afford to fly to fucking California to play hockey? They fly to Switzerland, Norway and Russia....and there isn't even a international airport in Minot, so explain how they get there. Edited February 9, 2015 by Merica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 At least I've heard of Minot, what the fuck is a west kendall WELL I NEVER HEARD OF MINOT AND YOU SMELL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Minneapolis or Detroit would be right in the same area, so it would match the travel argument and still be a better location than Minot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 They fly to Switzerland, Norway and Russia....and there isn't even a international airport in Minot, so explain how they get there. There is no room for your logic here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grumpy Bear 347 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 WELL I NEVER HEARD OF MINOT AND YOU SMELL. You ever heard of a game called kick the can? It was played in like the 50's or some shit. Reminds me of your career Coca-Cola. Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 You ever heard of a game called kick the can? It was played in like the 50's or some shit. Reminds me of your career Coca-Cola. Yeah, but you can't have any fun without the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merica 69 Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 Minneapolis or Detroit would be right in the same area, so it would match the travel argument and still be a better location than Minot There is no travel argument, except that basing a team in an international league in Minot would near impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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