Ninetyfourgoalie 168 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Jerrick Poole has risen from the dead and he wants a cup. He's going to be a free agent for the first time in his short life and while he will be euthanized after S47, he wants to go out on top. So here is what he wants: Good team - If you aren't going to even maybe win a cup, Poole will not come. Role - Jerrick really doesn't want to change positions. But he will play on second pairing defense if team is good enough. He is a team player. Not Quebec - Jerrick really hasn't been following the league lately so he's not totally up to speed with how good any teams are besides the fact that the Vikings are now bad. He doesn't care how good Quebec City is. He would rather retire. So now you might be asking what Jerrick can bring to your team, Mr./Mrs/Ms. VHL GM. Well today's your lucky day: Strong defensive play - Jerrick lives to pound the body and fuck people up. If you want a beast, he's your man. Semi-activity - It's hard to make any promises here. But chances are, Jerrick's activity level in the locker room is going to be hard to predict. He could just die again or he could be a regular contributor. Nobody knows. Rich as fuck - Jerrick has made a lot of money in his days as a quick blooming but overall mediocre defenseman in the VHL. He will not be asking for anything but the minimum salary. Molholt and Da Trifecta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 what the hell mate? Ninetyfourgoalie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,799 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 cya next season budd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,756 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Role - Jerrick really doesn't want to change positions. But he will play on second pairing defense if team is good enough. He is a team player. About that... JardyB10, Fire Tortorella, Frank and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Follow me 94! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninetyfourgoalie 168 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Role - Jerrick really doesn't want to change positions. But he will play on second pairing defense if team is good enough. He is a team player. About that... Oh, fuckkkkkkkkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninetyfourgoalie 168 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Follow me 94! I'd do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Well you do have 27M so you should be allowed to switch positions if your heart desires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninetyfourgoalie 168 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Well you do have 27M so you should be allowed to switch positions if your heart desires Wait, I'd need to pay to switch back to defense? That doesn't sound right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Well you do have 27M so you should be allowed to switch positions if your heart desires Wait, I'd need to pay to switch back to defense? That doesn't sound right. It's not right, blame Devise22/Ryan Power/Denise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,756 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Follow me 94! I'd do it Gee, if only there was a team that featured the best goalie in the league by TPE to play behind the star defensemen and had a lot of money from retiring players coming off the books Edited December 9, 2015 by CowboyinAmerica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Follow me 94! I'd do it Gee, if only there was a team that featured the best goalie in the league by TPE to play behind the star defensemen and had a lot of money from retiring players coming off the books Yeah but Jim was the GM there, it hasn't worn off yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuffy 343 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Calghurley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Follow me 94! I'd do it Gee, if only there was a team that featured the best goalie in the league by TPE to play behind the star defensemen and had a lot of money from retiring players coming off the books Calgary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Don't go to Calgary unless you wanna lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Don't go to Calgary unless you want New York to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 760 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Come to Toronto. We're not winning, but come to Toronto! Molholt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,184 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Come to Toronto. We're not winning, but come to Toronto! With the right additions next year... who knows! Can Poole play goalie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Good thing tampering is legal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Good thing no GM has really told him to go there directly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Don't go to Calgary unless you want New York to sweep them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Good thing no GM has really told him to go there directly oh right, I forgot that implying that is not tampering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Good thing no GM has really told him to go there directly oh right, I forgot that implying that is not tampering. Not here, maybe elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 That's what I thought. Onward to the "implying" train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,839 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 You bringing tampering into this conversation is tampering. It wasn't tampering until you said it was tampering. Now everyone is tampering, including Boubabi, because tampering is in the room now. How could you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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