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13 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said:

This was a very non-controversial topic yet I have spawned so much arguments lel

You generate activity even when you don't mean to!

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4 hours ago, eaglesfan036 said:

Free Agent class of next season,

 

The Calgary Wranglers are a premier organization, as they are one of the best 10 teams in the VHL. Their GM promises to spam the locker room, and has an accomplished history of winning cup and making finals, as evidenced by Calgary's S44-47 run. Historically, Calgary is one of the great franchises, as every Calgary GM ever has won a cup and best GM award. Currently, I can promise that Calgary will be a very fun squad to be on. Me is very active, Jalalalala land and Caillean can provide entertainment from their couples fighting, Ventas keeps posting telling us he is inactive, Mr. Baller makes bangin sigs, and Cuffy is a longtime Calgary loyalist who loves this organization Munk is munk. We have plans to bring in a goalie and some other pieces next season. We will have a great mix of youth players on cheap contracts who can fill out depth and get drastically better as the season progresses, along with some veterans we will be making moves for. This is where you come in, Mr. Free Agent. We could use some veteran experience like you to help take us to the cup. Perhaps you have been on Calgary before and want to make another go with your favorite place, or perhaps you have never experienced the glory that is calgary? Either way, you should give us a try. Birdman out.

You know how tempting this is (eventually) but I don't go to free agency. I did once, with every intention of just signing back with Calgary (with Intranquilo, I wanted to see what it was like) and I felt terrible not signing with Vasteras considering the passion Tyler put into his plea. I know I wouldn't be as hot a commodity this time around, but I just can't go to free agency.

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That said, if New York doesn't end up wanting me, I'll come home on the cheap.

 

I assume they'll end up extending me after the season, when we don't have other things to concern ourselves with.

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7 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said:

Dude you're insulting the fan base of a simulation league team lol

Don't bother. If that's his actual thoughts about the Seattle people he may need to travel outside his front door.

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18 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said:

Dude you're insulting the fan base of a simulation league team lol

 

It all starts somewhere haha.

 

11 minutes ago, Kendrick said:

Don't bother. If that's his actual thoughts about the Seattle people he may need to travel outside his front door.

 

I go outside daily. Not quite sure about you though.

 

3 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Doesn't own a door, mate.

 

I actually own 2 doors.

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9 minutes ago, Da Trifecta said:

I go outside daily. Not quite sure about you though.

Considering you follow Trump, the lie detector determined that wasn't true. Plus do you really go outside? Like for exercise?

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