Phil 5,119 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) There is a new cougar in town. Wait, that sounded wrong. There’s a new cat in town… and he’s more assholish that all the cats in the world put together. The Knight agency has just released a statement this evening announcing the signing of a future phenom. The youngster hails from England, where all Knight’s clients come from. Unsurprisingly, his first name is also Phil. How does Knight find all these English Phils? I guess there’s a lot of them there. Not many will get the importance of the new signing’s last name, but there will be a few @boom , @CoachReilly). As the new left winger’s declaring for the S51 draft will be Phil Shankly. Phil is indeed a decent of a Liverpool FC legend: Bill Shankly, arguably the second greatest manager ever to grace the club (Paisley’s my #1… and I expect that Klopp will someday challenge for that). Shankly’s a hockey player though. I won’t elaborate any more on that. We’ll leave that for the Rookie Profile. Edited August 18, 2016 by Phil STZ, evrydayimbyfuglien, Tagger and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,738 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I got the reference! Does that mean we can expect David to make his next player David Ferguson in response though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Fuck Phil's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 5 hours ago, YEAH!stlemania said: I got the reference! Does that mean we can expect David to make his next player David Ferguson in response though? It's possible! But he's an inactive bum so he doesn't even know I have 2 players frescoelmo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 you may have inspired me to recreate Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sir Shawn Ferguson my next player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 14 hours ago, CoachReilly said: you may have inspired me to recreate I wanted to create as Paisley, but Phil Shankly sounded way better. Either way, win-win. Really hope you do re-create though! Let's expand to Liverpool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Chelsea haven't had a great history of managers (I'm not going Ted Drake because of his playing career being primarily Arsenal, I'm not going Di Matteo because he wasn't very long for the job, and I'm not going Mou because Mou). Players though! Jason Hasselbaink. Jason Zola. Jason Desailly. Jason Gudjohnsen. Jason Ballack. Jason Lampard. Jason Drogba. (Di Matteo fits better here than he did the first category) (Coach is for Pool, but he'd likely appreciate the nod to his past I'd accidentally give if I attached my name to Chelsea's current longest serving player... especially if the player's middle name was Eugene) CoachReilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 16 hours ago, diamond_ace said: Chelsea haven't had a great history of managers (I'm not going Ted Drake because of his playing career being primarily Arsenal, I'm not going Di Matteo because he wasn't very long for the job, and I'm not going Mou because Mou). Players though! Jason Hasselbaink. Jason Zola. Jason Desailly. Jason Gudjohnsen. Jason Ballack. Jason Lampard. Jason Drogba. (Di Matteo fits better here than he did the first category) (Coach is for Pool, but he'd likely appreciate the nod to his past I'd accidentally give if I attached my name to Chelsea's current longest serving player... especially if the player's middle name was Eugene) Jason Anelka imo! diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diamond_ace 3,112 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Phil said: Jason Anelka imo! Anelka was good, but I didn't rate him quite as much as the general consensus did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 hours ago, diamond_ace said: Anelka was good, but I didn't rate him quite as much as the general consensus did Jason Torres amirite Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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