eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 In the latest VHL poll, 57.14% of VHL citizens believe that the Seattle Bears will be the team to miss the playoffs in the NA Conference this season. I agree with this sentiment, and unfortunately for Seattle they don't have a stockpile of free agents to trade mid-season this time around. Here are some reasons why Seattle will be a dumpster fire. 1) The team is filled with too many crazy people. @tfong has some of the strangest and funniest chats ever. @ADwyer87 somehow hasn't been banned yet. @Banackock probably used to send him parents 100 pms to make him lunch when he was little. 2) They currently have an assault rifle playing right wing. I'm not sure how the VHL referees have allowed that, and while I am sure AK's have accurate shots I'm not sure how well the gun will be able to skate around the ice. 3) S43 never happened. The last time the Bears actually won a cup Is S28. To put this in perspective, @brovy wasn't even born in S28, @Victor was only middle aged instead of an old man, and @flyersfan1493 thought he was on a professional EASHL club for NHL 13. 4) The Bears suck. #Analysis solas, gregreg and Baozi 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: 3) S43 never happened. #MiracleOnIce #NeverForget Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregreg 930 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Calgary's roster TheLastOlympian07, evrydayimbyfuglien and eaglesfan036 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Seattle>Calgary Banackock and FacePuncher 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Incoming fan 590 on why @eaglesfan036'S life is a raging dumpster fire Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Ahma said: Seattle>Calgary Don't be gay Ahma Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,745 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 seattle n calgary r trash Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregreg 930 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, brovy said: seattle n calgary r trash Cologne is the only good team Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,745 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Ahma 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35727-why-the-seattle-bears-will-be-a-dumpster-fire/#findComment-392841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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