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There were two smoking hot spanish chicks on the vomit comet tonight. I offered both a seat on my lap, which for some reason they didn't take.

 

Maybe I should have offered them a bounce on my pogo stick?

 

 

I dont get pick ups

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Sorry to bump your Book advertising @der meister, I'll re-bump that thread in the morning..

 

but I just downed a lot of Crown Royal Limited Edition because I am about to head out to my 10-year High school reunion at a pub downtown. One of my high school crushes is there and she's single. Hopefully in the morning, or early afternoon, I'll be able to proide you all with some weekend entertainment of how badly I struck out. lol But hopefuly it will be a story of:

 

 

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52 minutes ago, Phil said:

Sorry to bump your Book advertising @der meister, I'll re-bump that thread in the morning..

 

but I just downed a lot of Crown Royal Limited Edition because I am about to head out to my 10-year High school reunion at a pub downtown. One of my high school crushes is there and she's single. Hopefully in the morning, or early afternoon, I'll be able to proide you all with some weekend entertainment of how badly I struck out. lol But hopefuly it will be a story of:

 

 

lmmbt3.gif?w=650

 

I want a story and a pic, in my pm, by 9am. :ph34r:

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While I'm still drunk and on the subject of being bitter about my former relationship, tomorrow I'm going to try really hard to sleep with my ex's former roommate! Even though that means becoming Eskimo Brothers with my fairly greasy good friend.

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