Victor

RIP New Yawk

woooooo General Fight at 3:03 of 2nd period Kyl Oferson and Henrik Zoiderberg fight to a draw at 3:03 of 2nd period Ryan Busser beats up Jet Jaguar at 3:03 of 2nd period Shush Nyko and Killy Foilen fight to a draw at 3:03 of 2nd period LINE BRAWL

Yeah baby!

oLd BoYs ClUb NeVeR lIsTeNs To PeOpLe

It's already too late.

Ambrose Stark and Sigard Gunnar fight to a draw at 1:54 of 1st period RJ Jubis beats up Ambrose Stark at 7:23 of 1st period this is poetry

There's no point laughing cuz we'll just get swept by Riga in the first round.

Second line doing bits.

Damn, shoulda kept COL G in.

S26 still haunts me

Week 3 of 3. Fuck your theme week.

Behold, a brief history of Swedish franchises in the VHL and VHLM. Gothenburg Eagles Now the Minnesota Storm, obviously. An affiliate of Riga (originally Stockholm), the Eagles were a pretty good VHLM franchise during the affiliation years, winning 3 Founder's Cups from S4 to S16. Then Dustin Funk randomly decided to move them and create the Oslo Screaming Seamen, for reasons. He was a visionary who knew Sweden was not a good place to be. Stockholm Thunder No, Stockholm Rams Gothenburg's parent team was the Thunder, then the Rams, then had to have the commissioner step in and GM them a bit, made 1 final appearance, and moved to Riga in S8. Promptly made finals 3 straight times and won cup in S10. Dustin Funk was onto something here, I'm telling you. Vasteras IK? Black Eagles? Iron Eagles? IK J20? So many names, so many iterations. Vasteras famously won the cup in S1, then made the finals two more times ever. They made the finals as many times when they were Madrid and Stockholm. Does Madrid count as a Swedish team because they stole Stockholm's Thunder logo and were also Vasteras? Oh and there was a junior team which was equally cursed and murdered in S36. Stockholm Vikings Lol. Bad ass logo, no cups. Got contracted. No, Calgary got contracted but then the league went wait lol, we can't contract Calgary when the undead corpse of Vasteras is still walking around the league. Malmo Nighthawks Good luck boys. Next time you wonder why a perfectly good team on paper can't get more than 20 shots a game, remember Malmo is from Sweden.

Imagine being based in North America.

I've already decided it's not worth postponing my various other Media Spots lined up for the sake of 6 extra TPE. It's a boycott!

this is why we have a triumvirate to ensure the unbiased @Quik and @Beketov rule on this instead.

Any trade to re-acquire a player that was traded within the past 2 seasons, and has not signed a new contract, will be subject to league approval. If a player has signed a new contract between being traded, and being re-acquired, this rule will not apply, though the trade will be subject to regular rules and regulations. As S73 NYA 4th's lawyer, I would like a thorough review of this fraudulent transaction.

COL G smells.

holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck we won a shootout!! 1. Moscow Menace , Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 6 (Killy Foilen 13, β-COL C1 1) at 4:39 (PP) Goal created by the heroes of the team @Aye my name jeff @cpu

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I never understood the idea of us being elitist when we are so clearly better than everyone else.

Wow it's re-signing scrubs season is it

In spite of evil forces trying to remove people's street cred @Enorama

Was the other 2 cup guy TebowGow too? Does that make TebowGow peak eaglesfan?

Is the top poll meant to just be Prague vs Moscow?