evrydayimbyfuglien

@evrydayimbyfuglien

I've felt this for a long time but seeing your 380 TPE didn't result in carryover is what inspired me to write this.

Player Information

Username: @evrydayimbyfuglien
Full Name: Shawn Mendes
Position: LW
Age: 18
Handedness: R
Recruited By/From: @Bushito
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? Nah

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 50
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 50
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 50
DF = Defense: 40
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 21
Height (inches): 74"
Weight (lbs.): 185 lbs
Birthplace: Toronto

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

Player Information

Username: @evrydayimbyfuglien
Full Name: Shawn Mendes
Position: LW
Age: 18
Handedness: R
Recruited By/From: @Bushito
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? Nah

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 50
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 50
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 50
DF = Defense: 40
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 21
Height (inches): 74"
Weight (lbs.): 185 lbs
Birthplace: Toronto

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

I've gotta get back here and learn all these names now.

It's the off-season and before the VHLM draft, so you'll be picked in that in the next week. Whenever it is. VHL draft is probably tomorrow.
 
 
Usually if you join mid-season, teams make offers and you pick one, then if you're staying in the VHLM you go in the VHLM Dispersal Draft. Because you came in the off-season, you'll just be going straight into draft.

Player Information

Username: @evrydayimbyfuglien
Full Name: Shawn Mendes
Position: LW
Age: 18
Handedness: R
Recruited By/From: @Bushito
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? Nah

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 50
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 50
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 50
DF = Defense: 40
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 21
Height (inches): 74"
Weight (lbs.): 185 lbs
Birthplace: Toronto

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

LOL. Shawn Mendes.
 
Welcome back, @evrydayimbyfuglien !

Woooooo @evrydayimbyfuglien?

Accept. I won't use the money anyway and Higgins PM'd me.

Accept. I won't use the money anyway and Higgins PM'd me.

There's a thread about it.
 
We changed the update scale to more harsh, so we also giving a compensation TPE for it. You got 21 with Gloop. 

BACK TO BACK!!!
 
Another great season for us! Some could argue the finals should've been easier for us, but it doesn't matter anymore. And the fact that we won over two equally good teams and one team with good depth makes this moment even more special!
 
@Kendrick - King hadn't the most successful season, but I think King should get Kanou for the playoff heroics. Unless BoG votes for Locke lol.
@Will - another great season for Locke. Locke + Krīgars = money.
@Phil - the hit master and clutch player! Too bad you're inactive now, because Shankly now has 4 cups.
@Tyler - changing position to def = money. Should be even better with the free TPE re-roll. An iron man also.
@Jonessee27 - great defence! And Niko didn't foul too much like it was in regular season, which was even better.
@solas - I wanted to find a replacement for Essian and Lukas was the right player. Never regretted about these two firsts for you.
@Smarch - thanks for helping us on achieving this success! Good luck with your recreate!
@evrydayimbyfuglien - A solid rookie season. Gloop did good with being a depth def.
@Bring Back Chat - The Process indeed didn't suck this season, like we wanted. And you beat Seattle too
 
 
Also a fact: this is the first back to back in Reign's history. Rejoice!

The headache is real. 
 
Happy New Year to everyone! 
 

 
@Smarch @Tyler @Phil @Jonessee27 @solas @Kendrick @Bring Back Chat @evrydayimbyfuglien @Will

Dortch gonna have a career year!

@evrydayimbyfuglien

These banked TPE were from S56 AT.
 
This is S57.

Augustus Gloop - Defenseman
Points/7 - 45
Hits/30 - 177 
 

@evrydayimbyfuglien
 
Sorry the text is butt.  if you like the sig, i can screw with the text later to make it less shitty.

To 
Augustus Gloop
S58 SEA 1st
 
To 
Peter Quill
 
Very excited to bring @Green back to Seattle. Thanks for the dealing @Tyler   Sorry we couldn't keep you long this time around @evrydayimbyfuglien. Kick some butt in Davos!
 
Accepted. 

We have a potential trade inbound. @CowboyinAmerica @Laflamme @NUCK @Strtlght @evrydayimbyfuglien @Dangles13

Nice finish to the season guys. @CowboyinAmerica you always seem to make gem's. Strong finish in the final stretch too.
 
@Laflamme you turned things up too at the end. Honestly, you may think it's shit but that's how my player Sven Wolf started off too.
 
@NUCK Thanks for kicking some ass this year with updating. BTW, you update this week? 22-27-5 - ALOT better than I was expecting  
 
@Strtlght 7-7-4 with us. Not too shabby. Thanks for openly coming on board.  Got the 1-2 punch eh.
 
@evrydayimbyfuglien you log in and claim welfare at least??? Get a quick sig going.  
 
@Dangles13 come back to us when you're all developed.  

Player Name: Augustus Gloop
VHL Team: Yukon Rush
Cash you have:  idk
Purchase Name: Free Week
Cost of Purchase: $3M
Cash Left: idk - $3M

Augustus Gloop: Biography

 
Augustus was brought into this world weighing in at an incredible 13 pounds. The doctor told his parents, Olga and Harry, that they were in for a big baby but the moment it came out, they knew exactly what they were in for. Aside from the large size of the child, he had orange hair that would put the old, red fox to shame. His face was pudgy, round and full of freckles and his body followed similar suit. If we had to be honest, Augustus wasn't that attractive of a baby (and that's being nice). Along with his unattractiveness, was his evil, smug and spoiled personality. Even as a baby growing into a young tot, he seemed to think the world revolved around him. He was only fed the bad food - the high in sugar, low in anything good at all, kind of food. If you tried putting anything at the end of his high chair table, he scowled, cried and made a fuss. Due to this, his continued to grow in size. It seemed as though he was putting on more weight than he was days to his age. He grew and grew, busting out of pants, looking like a gap model in shirts and having feet 2 sizes too big for his little, tiny shoes. This was a problem for his parents, sure, but they would do anything for the son they loved.  You see, one parents (Harry) worked as a noble, respected lawyer down at the courthouse and his mother was head of the nursing department at the local hospital. While they were';t filthy rich like one person in town, they surely had enough money in their pockets.
 
As Augustus grew up, so did his personalities. Rather though, they did not grow up but instead intensified. The thought and idea that he was privileged only continued to grow. His desire and need to get whatever he wanted only got worse as his parents gave into every cry, command or want. Whatever he wants, young Augustus got. His parents were creating a little monster and they didn't even know about it. He would kick and scream, yell and shout - he was the worst of the little monsters. One Christmas morning, he woke up to only find 5 things in his stocking and 11 presents wrapped organized under neath their 12 foot ceiling tree. Not even there crack of dawn yet and he's in his parents bedrooms putting a piss on. He's throwing pillows, shouting naughty words and giving his parents his worst. They gave into him and later in the day he was opening another 3 gifts that they had to go out and buy. Now, it wasn't until the age of 11 that things started to get real serious for the Gloop family. Along with his spoiled traits and poor allowances, he also had some bad habits. One of those were eating. Eating chocolate to be specific. Everyday his father would give him $3 in the morning time to walk to the store to buy a "Wonka" chocolate bar. Every evening when his mom returned home from work, should would do the same - not knowing her husband had given him some earlier. One day, little Augustus came running home from the store, shouting to his father that he needed to get the golden ticket in one of the winning Wonka bars. If you hadn't forgotten, he gets everything. Both parents gave him $50 and said "Go down to the local store and buy all that they have". 36 chocolate bars later, he made his way home and upstairs to his room. He made the superstition that if he didn't eat every bar, he would jinx his chances at finding the winning ticket. So he ate one, then two, three, four and so on. Finally, 15 chocolate bars and a stomach ache later, he bit into something rather unusual and hard. It was the ticket. "You have won!" the tikcet read with other information on it.
 
Skip forward 2 months, 16 days and 11 hours and Augustus was finally walking up to the tall, purple gates of the Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. With every step he took, his heart raced quicker and quicker. The closer he got, the stronger his senses could pick up the smell of sweet, sugary chocolate. They knock on the doors and they went in. It was like nothing else in the entire world. Chocolate rivers, flowers, animals and waterfalls. There was candy this, soda that and chocolate everywhere. It was a candy/chocolate Utopia. He quickly fell in love, which led to anger and jealousy. He started hiding all the chocolate in his pockets, or in his mothers bag. She, of course, said nothing. He made a fuss, started eating everything in site. He tasted rainbow gum drops, sour swizzlers and taste chocolate oranges. He ate and ate, sweating incredibly for a little boy. Then, he passed out. 3 hours later he woke up in a hospital with a doctor, 2 nurses and his parents by the bad. The doctor told Augustus about poor life choices and one of them was eating bad. How eating these things could make them side or have him lead a short or difficult life. chocolate was a good thing, but only in moderation.  The doctor told him to become more healthy and make changes.
 
So he did. He joined the local hockey team in town and made it passed try outs. Dusselheim Wonka Attack is what they called the team and Augustus played on the 2nd line with Charlie (the poor kid) and one of Wonka's nephews. While following the doctors advise of trying to live a healthier lifestyle, he only did so in the form that he did more. He worked out, started playing hockey and actually became good at it. This could be credited due to the fact he never once slowed down on eating chocolate and ever since has been fine. His larger frame allows him to move through his opponents easier and doesn't let them strip him of the puck. He's still a spoiled ass and you can see it on the ice too. At the end of every game, he has a personal butler come into the locker room and feed him sweets, chocolates and red bulls. Somethings change, somethings don't. Let's just say it would be a surprise if his new team in the SHL had to switch their sponsors from RBK and Nike to Hershey's and M&M's. 

No hard feelings. Thanks for keeping me on the roster even though I wasn't active.