FacePuncher

Well then fuck stats. Fuck award voting. Fuck everything about he VHL tbh. Stats don't matter, why even bother voting tbh

Also, the fact he has more shot blocks than Jarvi DOES mean something. Two teams in he same exact place. two players in the same exact place. One performs better than another in said category. That means something. You don't wanna compare it to other people in he league because STHS sucks dick, then fine. But this makes sense

Congrats to him. He does 2 things, Sleeman did 3. Still stand by my argument.

See, I do like that kinda movie. Maybe it's just because I'm brutal haha, but i just like the no nonsense stuff like that, instead of the over the top fast & furious blowing up helicopters and driving cars out of skyscrapers bs. Also, the movie cinematography is awesome. I'm no film snob so I don't know much, but they don't use many jump cuts so you can actually tell what's going on, and when they do cut you can tell where they are. That way I can actually understand what's happening instead of taken having 15 cuts of him jumping a fence haha

I would say start giving 1 TPE at 150 though. Because 1) don't want to cheapen fan 590s and 2) when's the last time you saw a quality 50 word article?

Sleeman was 6th in scoring, 3rd in hits, and had over 100 shot blocks. Jarvi just scores Sleeman was such a complete player, you arent. not saying you arent a great player, but Sleeman was definitely better. Also, if Sleeman stayed in Cologne he wouldve had 134 points, 3rd in the league.

media spots do kinda suck

I don't think so about Jarvi. If Sleeman wasn't deserving of it last year, I don't see why Jarvi is this year.

I'm still a Sharknado guy. Plus birdemic. Gotta love the classics. Anyone else watch John Wick 2? I'm pretty sure I jizzed myself multiple times during that. Keanu finally pulled off making a not-terrible sequel haha

3 to McChunky

at least im not Jardy

AHV 2 gud. if only he was here

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS DEATH TO JARDY

CHUNKY DUNK, BABY

that was very close to being very embarrasing. Where has Podarok gone? geez

my fantasy team can sleep happy

where?

owch

screw the Lynx. #NotMyJardy

It's because there's no playoff race. That was decided before game 1 of the season.

Saskatoon offers 2 Millon because @DollarAndADream is lactose intolerant

Shutouts for dayzzzzz

They're from the stats as of yesterday's sim. I have them in the master sheet, though the groups are not yet updated EDIT: you're actually 6th. Copied hits down as 8 instead of 78

Wut

Ok guys, I finally got to sit down at a computer and do some stuff. I'm going to try and rush through this because I'm starving but it should be some good stuff, and tomorrow I'll update you guys on groups. First lets look at ADP again because its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Name # leagues ADP High Low FPR Unassisted 9 1.11 1 2 21st Zach Parechkin 9 3.33 2 5 12th Shawn Muller 9 6.33 2 16 26th Black Velvet 9 6.56 3 10 8th Theo Axelsson 9 6.67 1 19 16th Pietro Maximoff 9 7.33 2 21 11th Jakab Holik 9 8.33 5 11 28th Tyson Kohler 8 8.38 4 15 32nd Jeff Hamilton 9 9.44 6 13 22nd Tom Lincoln 9 10.67 2 29 25th Fabio Jokinen 9 13.22 6 20 4th Bogdan Podarok 9 13.66 3 20 33rd Bobby Digital 9 13.67 9 23 24th Diana Maxwell 9 15.22 7 26 15th Dmitri Dadonov 4 15.25 7 29 14th Lee King Snatch 9 15.67 7 23 47th Rhett DeGrath 9 15.67 11 30 10th Travis Gowecny 2 16.5 8 25 62nd Xander Finn 1 17 17 17 68th Misha Tobolsk 1 17 17 17 73rd Sven Wolf 4 18.75 13 23 56th Pavel Komarov 5 18.8 16 22 5th Max von Hohenzollern 5 20 13 28 18th Felipe Rodriguez 5 21 18 26 23rd Essian Ravenwing 2 21 21 21 50th Jim Lahey 7 21.14 4 36 29th Maksym Barnyashev 5 21.4 19 28 52nd M.T. Power 6 22 16 25 59th Phil Shankly 5 22 17 25 31st Shayne Gow 7 22.29 12 30 51st Grigory Kopralkov 2 22.5 17 28 53rd Undertaker 4 23 19 27 61st World B. Free 8 23.25 16 29 40th Tobias Klingberg 5 24 20 26 38th Apollo Skye 7 24.43 19 29 7th Sir William Covington III 1 25 25 25 48th AK47 6 25.17 17 30 1st Arcturus Mengsk 3 25.33 17 31 N/A Joel Jarvi 7 25.71 17 34 2nd Astrid Moon 2 26 24 28 30th Franchise Cornerstone 2 26 25 27 69th Ted Doughty 1 26 26 26 17th Guntis Petenis 4 27.25 23 30 37th Alexander Thrower 1 29 29 29 6th Jory Rose 1 32 32 32 60th Jordan Maverick 1 33 33 33 45th Asher Donovan 1 35 35 35 3rd As always, a few observations: First Overall Curse Continues Last year, Black Velvet finished first in ADP with a 3.29, and rewarded his fantasy teams with a 19th best FP showing. This year, all but one team selected Unassisted first overall for a 1.11 ADP, and he has repayed his squads with a 21st best FP showing. The pressure much just be too much. Last Overall Success Continues Asher Donovan, drafted in just one league at 35th, is currently sitting pretty at 3rd best FP in the league. This brings to mind last years' last overall ADP pick, Fabio Jokinen, whose 13th best FP put him above the top player. DT Called It Every user but one who had a first overall pick used it on Unasissted, seemingly a safe pick based on last years' production. The one that didnt? @Da Trifecta. He went the unconventional route and selected Theo Axelsson first overall. So far this season, Axelsson has racked up the hits, and is 5 places above Unassisted in FP rankings. Group F making questionable calls, and having them pay off Two crazy decisions by Group F, brought up by Streetlite, were letting Tom Lincoln fall to 29th, and letting Tyson Kohler go undrafted. But so far, Those decisions seem less crazy and more visionary. Lincoln had the 10th highest ADP, but currently sits at 25th in FP. Tyson Kohler had the 8th highest ADP, yet hasnt even cracked the top 30 in FP yet this season. Maybe Group F has some wisdom we dont.... Still sleeping on Cologne Cologne is a giant maker. We saw that clearly when both their players finished first and second in FP. This year they are at it again, and we slept even harder on them. Last season, top FP earners Jon Sleeman and Niels Skovgaard were ranked 6th and 36th in APD, respectively. This year, top FP earners AK47 and Joel Jarvi were ranked 17th and 39th in ADP! We never learn, do we? No more impact rookies Last season we saw top rookies Maksym Barnyashev and Max von Hohenzollern become top fantasy producers in just their first year. This season, however, we will see none of that, it seems, As Daryl Dortch is the top rookie skater in TPE at just 55th. Rookie goalies mist4ke and Astrid Moon sit at 20th and 30th, but they are still low for goalies and dont stack up to the great seasons we saw last year for Podarok