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GTG baybee

I had the same issue last season :/

So, I'm an enforcer. My job is pretty much to hit people, occasionally in the face with my fists. I'm pretty good at it, I made a career of it in the GOMHL. 13 seasons of not much more than enforcing. I had one season of 31 points, that was wild. Now sure, i was skilled in other ways. I was a technical defenseman, I blocked shots, made hits, and generally was in the right place at the right time. But this scoring thing? It was never really part of my repetoire. So imagine my surprise here in the VHLM when I am one of the top point scorers in the league! Now sure, You could make the argument that I'm a 13 year pro playing in a minor league. But my scoring has been pretty off the charts. In the last 5 games we played this week, I had multi points in all but one. In one I "only" had a goal, but it was balance out by the game in which I had 3 points, giving me 10 for the week. Thats insane, more than I could have ever imagined. Now, I am still not a top scorer, but I'm up there. And lets be honest, if 10 years ago you looked in the scoring leaders and saw Hal Gill scoring at almost a 2 PPG clip, you would be shocked too.

So many multi point games

damn, only one goal

Franky Kalashnikova and Luc Pierre Lespineau Lebrunette fight to a draw at 14:14 of 1st period not good enough... 3 assists is tho

Xander Finn @STZ

Welcome to the LPLL report. I will be doing these on the instances where I decide I actually should earn some TPE So, my player actually got put in sims this season. So it is already much more successful than last season based on that piece of info alone through 7 games, suffice it to say, Yukon is not doing well. a 2-4 1 record and 4th place out of 5 teams is NOT where you wanna be as a team. The team is very much defense oriented. Its interesting to see me and Ho Lee Fook together. we are total opposites. He is a defenseman based on technicality and scoring, I am a defenseman based on physicality and punching people. We pretty much play 60 minutes combined, so needless to say we are given plenty of opportunities to get stats. Which is nice! Forwards wise, it seems we have a lot of guys all at the top without a clear hierarchy. Ozamataz Buckshank leads the team in goals with 6, The Charm and Yandall Beast both have 8 points, and after that we have four players with 6 points. The curious thing though is that our top line doesn't seem to be the ones producing. The three forwards on the top line getting over 20 MPG are Matthew Clyne, Joseph Bassolino, and Vincent Oakhart. They on;y have 15 combined points, which is ok, but not great for a top line. Seems like the secondary lines are producing at a lot better rate than them. Now, onto me. I am very interested in my players performance. I'm pretty much trying to build Hal Gill. And suddenly, I have 8 points, good for third best on my team and 22nd best in the league. needless to say, I am surprised. I am also surprised at the lack of fights, as i have not dropped the gloves with anyone yet, but i suppose my fight rating is probably not high enough yet to make a real impact. I am happy with the physical show I am putting on however. First in the entire league in hits and penalty minutes. I want to make that a constant in my time in the NHL. The cool thing is though that my strength isn't even up yet, i have only gotten checking, fighting, and defense up. Once i start getting strength up I hope to be an even more punishing defender. Right now I am third in the league in shots blocked. I wonder how i will develop in that. in the GOMHL I did eventually get a solid amount of shot blocks but I was never really a league leader. I wonder if that will change here. I'm ok with my plus minus right now at -4. +/- doesnt mean much anyway, but our team overall is a -10 and i play half the time on the ice, so a -4 rating shows that I am potentially making a difference (except it doesnt really because +/- sucks) Anyway, i hit 500 words, so i'm outta here. Doubles week baby!

So the VHL started. I know no one really cares because clearly the action is in the VHLM, but I'll give a summary anyway. The Bears are in first, my old bros. Nice to see them there! Hopefully they keep that up Wranglers, Dynamo, and Meute are all out of the playoffs and already all 10 points out so i doubt that they make any sort of playoff push this season Shawn Gretzky is leading the league in points. This is bad because we shouldnt allow TLO to have nice things. Phil Shankly is leading the league in hits, and if nothing has changed, he is still probably talking about his hits to hits taken ratio, hoping to make someone care. Matthieu Bourdon leads the league in blocked shots but no one likes that stat apparently. Now to the important stuff, PIMs. The top 5 PIMs leaders are: Niko Bogdanovic - 44 Phil Shankly - 39 Daryl Dortch - 38 Luca Volkov - 36 Colton Rayne - 34 Lets see if that keeps up Also, how the hell are playoffs gonna work with 5 teams?

the goon is on patrol

first ever game against my old boys and i get 2 points!

o shit the season actually started? its a miracle

i guess Diego Jokinen and Roman Sokolov

Player Name: Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebrunette Gift #: 3 Favorite gift received: the Flu

Felix Savard @Bushito

born and raised in St. Louis must hate

i hope the Rams get embarrased in the playoffs

Aleksei Fedorov @STZ no one loves you

55-47 now

thats what you get for making a player called the process

@DollarAndADream because he is the best looking and thats all that matters

Marcus King @Bushito

Fook Yu @STZ